So, what are y'all up to?

[Boogie]

Hey peoples.  Boogie is now officially halfway through Mountie training.  What's been going on at the 'bore?  And in Real Life(TM)?

[MrAngryFace]

fightin off ythe urge to vomit at the moment. Eat WHILE drinking, not after drinking too much Z:(

[demi]

I fucked a fat man

edit: in the butt

[Boogie]

Fascinating.

[Van Cruncheon]

I am in a thai restaurant with my wife. we waited too long to leave  and it looks like they're gonna close before we get to order.

I am bored and on my cell. technology rocks!

[Phoenix Dark]

What's up Boogie, how ya been! Outside of school school school I haven't been up to much. Just reading, watching movies, games, etc.

what type of training is featured in mountie training? do you actually ride horses?

[Ichirou]

That nice young texan gal TVC married turned out to be Mupepe.  Who'da thunk?

Also, pussy boner is the object of Evilbore's collective gay lust.

[CajoleJuice]

COD4

All day, every day.

[demi]

Also, pussy boner is the object of Evilbore's collective gay lust.

in

the

butt

[Boogie]

What's up Boogie, how ya been! Outside of school school school I haven't been up to much. Just reading, watching movies, games, etc.

what type of training is featured in mountie training? do you actually ride horses?

No, horse training was taken out in the 50s.  Horses are only used for the Musical Ride in Ottawa.  Putting on shows for tourists and the like.

Training consists of firearms training, defensive tactics, Physical Training, Drill, and "Applied Police Sciences."  A lot of scenario training too.  Can't really go into specifics, however, Top Secret security clearance 'n all.  

[Phoenix Dark]

i heard prole was actually caught watching naruto and playing "touch yer weener if you aren't a beaner" with a thai boy

[demi]

Any hot chicks?

edit: Feel free to include any hot dudes as well

[Boogie]

COD4

All day, every day.

Ah, videogames.  I remember what they were like.  


Vaguely. 

[Ichirou]

So why are you called mounties if you're not actually mounted on horses? What do you mou...? Ohhhhhhh.  I get it.

 

[Boogie]

Any hot chicks?

A few.  More out in the city itself.

But I'm taken, remember?  

[demi]

Or are you?

[Ichirou]

To be more explicit, pussy boner and demi had anal sex.  demi was apparently an aggressive top, and Robby has never forgiven him for not being gentler.

[Boogie]

So why are you called mounties if you're not actually mounted on horses? What do you mou...? Ohhhhhhh.  I get it.

 

 

...

 

[Smooth Groove]

Mondain is a father, TVC got married to a nice young texan gal from Houston

Sounds like you're reporting the status of two starcrossed lovers, ala Brokeback Mountain.  

[demi]

To be more explicit, pussy boner and demi had anal sex.  demi was apparently an aggressive top, and Robby has never forgiven him for not being gentler.

That's just gross, why did you make this post? Don't make posts like this.

Boogie, tell me about the dudes. Any hot mountie bears?

[EvilBoris]

 How was the mace? I checked out the journal feature at the RMCP site

[Ichirou]

To be more explicit, pussy boner and demi had anal sex.  demi was apparently an aggressive top, and Robby has never forgiven him for not being gentler.

That's just gross, why did you make this post?

To piss you off.  You already dislike me, so I don't care about being nice! I'll just post allll the dirty details.

[Shuri]

met a new girl today. We'll see what happens.

[Ichirou]

met a new girl today. We'll see what happens.

I thought you were a girl too?

Hot.

[Smooth Groove]

met a new girl today. We'll see what happens.

Do you fuck on the first date?

[Boogie]

How was the mace? I checked out the journal feature at the RMCP site

Most painful experience of my LIFE.  That stuff is NASTY, let me tell you.  It's not just the burning, it's also how it causes you to produce more mucus making breathing really tough.

[Shuri]

met a new girl today. We'll see what happens.

I thought you were a girl too?

Hot.

I am  , does that bother you 

[Ichirou]

Not at all.  It's just hot.  Unless you look like Rosie O'Donnell or something.

[Mondain]

met a new girl today. We'll see what happens.

[TVC15]

Mondain is a father, TVC got married to a nice young texan gal from Houston

Sounds like you're reporting the status of two starcrossed lovers, ala Brokeback Mountain.  

<waves and smiles at mondain>

[Smooth Groove]

Mondain is a father, TVC got married to a nice young texan gal from Houston

Sounds like you're reporting the status of two starcrossed lovers, ala Brokeback Mountain.  

<waves and smiles at mondain>

what do you gay people think? what are the odds that the guy you're looking at is going to be a queer and take your gesture as a compliment? next to none

[tiesto]

Hey Boogie, it's been a while, glad to see you around... Not much is new here, went to see Armin Van Buuren in NYC last nite, and tonite I hung out at this trendy lounge place out on the island, and that was pretty fun too.

[TVC15]

Yeah, it is good to see you, Boogie.  Your presence has been missed.

[Boogie]

Aw, thanks.  Group hug? 

[etiolate]

What do Mounties think of Brendan Frasier representing them in Hollywood films?

[aoi tsuki]

Great to see you're still around.  The world needs more Boog-flavored presence.

As for me, i moved earlier this week, posted a drunk pic on GAF, and posted a tired meme in an epic thread.

[warcock]

While you were gone i got a hot new GF. And i showed it to everybody on evilbore ))

[Boogie]

Great to see you're still around.  The world needs more Boog-flavored presence.

As for me, i moved earlier this week, posted a drunk pic on GAF, and posted a tired meme in an epic thread.

A drunk pic of yourself? This I must see.

[TVC15]

So how is the training regimen?  Do you have net access?  Is it like a boot camp or police academy type of thing where you are basically cut off from the world or anything cool like that?  Rum, sodomy and the lash or something like that?

[Boogie]

So how is the training regimen?  Do you have net access?  Is it like a boot camp or police academy type of thing where you are basically cut off from the world or anything cool like that?  Rum, sodomy and the lash or something like that?

There is net access, just little time to take advantage of it.  They keep us really busy.  Up at 5:20 every weekday, classes go from 8:00 to 4:30, and then there's a bunch of fitness, defensive tactics, and driving requirements to practise after hours, as well as homework assignments and filework.

It is very cut off from the outside world.  I know very little about what is going on in national and international news.  Except for news of when a Member has been killed in the line of duty, which unfortunately has happened twice in the past month.  Very sobering reminders of the risks of the job.

We are free to go off base after hours and on weekends, if we can spare the time.   some guys go out every Friday and Saturday night, but my policy is to keep my nose to the grindstone as much as I can. 

I'm loving it here 90% of the time, though there are some rough days.

[TVC15]

That was my next question, whether you were enjoying it.  I think it's really cool that you are.  It sounds like something really neat.  I believe if things had worked out a smidge differently in my life, I could have been interested in law enforcement, or possibly even military shit.

[Smooth Groove]

That was my next question, whether you were enjoying it.  I think it's really cool that you are.  It sounds like something really neat.  I believe if things had worked out a smidge differently in my life, I could have been interested in law enforcement, or possibly even military shit.

hmm, that would have been interesting if you were a cop.  Imagine if you spot a pretty boy like Mondain..

[TVC15]

That was my next question, whether you were enjoying it.  I think it's really cool that you are.  It sounds like something really neat.  I believe if things had worked out a smidge differently in my life, I could have been interested in law enforcement, or possibly even military shit.

hmm, that would have been interesting if you were a cop.  Imagine if you spot a pretty boy like Mondain..

I would have moved to a southern state, because there, had I been corrupt, the rapings could more easily be kept secret, or covered up.  If I got in a pinch, I could restrict myself to only raping minorities.  Nobody would believe them even if they did decide to talk.

I'm a fairly simple man; I've long been obsessed with power.  Now, I'm content to just be an observer and watch things and think about how they turn out, but if I had not ended up being a bookish person that loves some Foucault, I think my natural interest in power would have lead to me seeking a position of some.  Again, if I weren't bookish, law enforcement would probably also scratch my itch for deduction and logic. 

[Smooth Groove]

 

Actually, that was kinda scary.  It's a good thing for adonises like Jotaro that you chose to do something else instead. 

[TVC15]

Actually, that was kinda scary.  It's a good thing for adonises like Jotaro that you chose to do something else instead. 

I dunno.  I could talk about the different paths my life took all day.  I know I have natural gifts when it comes to things like manipulation, put putting them to beneficial, self-serving use has always been something of a dilemma to me.

I know I am a man of reasonable intelligence, gifted with a decent education, schooled with adequate experiences of youthful delinquency, intelligent enough to know that using my talents in illegal ends would eventually get me caught--smart enough to know I wasn't that smart.  On the other hand, putting them to use for society was just not desirable.  I am a selfish man, and my physical constitution precludes me from seriously considering things like legal services and the military (although if I took better care of myself as a youth, that probably wouldn't be the case).  My moral or ethical "code," largely unspoken, and something I haven't put much thought into actually deciphering, prevents me from going into the legal field as a lawyer or something.  I have no difficulty doing wrongs, except when I have to sacrifice total innocents, which law comes down to in the end, no matter which side you are on.

I could go on, but I don't want to foul Boogie's thread with me rambling on about myself.  I'm a modest man in real life, believe it or not.  I can only talk about myself when I am behind this mask.

[Phoenix Dark]

That was my next question, whether you were enjoying it.  I think it's really cool that you are.  It sounds like something really neat.  I believe if things had worked out a smidge differently in my life, I could have been interested in law enforcement, or possibly even military shit.

hmm, that would have been interesting if you were a cop.  Imagine if you spot a pretty boy like Mondain..

[Flannel Boy]

Yo Boogie.

Drinking Nyquil is the high point of most of my days. Well, actually it is the high point of everyday.

[TVC15]

Yo Boogie.

Drinking Nyquil is the high point of most of my days. Well, actually it is the high point of everyday.

Ahhh, cold medicine, the true font from which all power flows!

[warcock]

That was my next question, whether you were enjoying it.  I think it's really cool that you are.  It sounds like something really neat.  I believe if things had worked out a smidge differently in my life, I could have been interested in law enforcement, or possibly even military shit.

hmm, that would have been interesting if you were a cop.  Imagine if you spot a pretty boy like Mondain..

I would have moved to a southern state, because there, had I been corrupt, the rapings could more easily be kept secret, or covered up.  If I got in a pinch, I could restrict myself to only raping minorities.  Nobody would believe them even if they did decide to talk.

I'm a fairly simple man; I've long been obsessed with power.  Now, I'm content to just be an observer and watch things and think about how they turn out, but if I had not ended up being a bookish person that loves some Foucault, I think my natural interest in power would have lead to me seeking a position of some.  Again, if I weren't bookish, law enforcement would probably also scratch my itch for deduction and logic. 

Whiteman pulling headshots on dirty illegals = rox.

[Smooth Groove]

You're a scary character, TVC.  It sounds like you would do anything if you know that you can get away with it. The fact that you'll get your ass kicked in most fights is worrying rather than comforting, because you would plan ahead to make sure that a physical confrontation would never occur.  What's also scary is that you seem to have a genuine interest in perpetrating destruction just to know how it feels.  

You ever talk about such stuff IRL w/ MAF and Drinky?  How do you feel about sacrificing friends to fulfill your goals?  

[warcock]

Actually, that was kinda scary.  It's a good thing for adonises like Jotaro that you chose to do something else instead. 

I dunno.  I could talk about the different paths my life took all day.  I know I have natural gifts when it comes to things like manipulation, put putting them to beneficial, self-serving use has always been something of a dilemma to me.

I know I am a man of reasonable intelligence, gifted with a decent education, schooled with adequate experiences of youthful delinquency, intelligent enough to know that using my talents in illegal ends would eventually get me caught--smart enough to know I wasn't that smart.  On the other hand, putting them to use for society was just not desirable.  I am a selfish man, and my physical constitution precludes me from seriously considering things like legal services and the military (although if I took better care of myself as a youth, that probably wouldn't be the case).  My moral or ethical "code," largely unspoken, and something I haven't put much thought into actually deciphering, prevents me from going into the legal field as a lawyer or something.  I have no difficulty doing wrongs, except when I have to sacrifice total innocents, which law comes down to in the end, no matter which side you are on.

I could go on, but I don't want to foul Boogie's thread with me rambling on about myself.  I'm a modest man in real life, believe it or not.  I can only talk about myself when I am behind this mask.

Whiteman your so hot.

[TVC15]

You're a scary character, TVC.  It sounds like you would do anything if you know that you can get away with it. The fact that you'll get your ass kicked in most fights is worrying rather than comforting, because you would plan ahead to make sure that a physical confrontation would never occur.  What's also scary is that you seem to have a genuine interest in perpetrating destruction just to know how it feels.

At the point I am at, I would never go into some situation that I would see as any sort of risk of getting out of control, or going into risky territory.  I don't even think about them.  If I can't keep things mostly under my control, they are off the table.  Maybe that will be "scary" ten years from now, when I hopefully have more control, influence, and power, but right now, I'm just an observer.  I don't even know what my big plans would be right now.

You ever talk about such stuff IRL w/ MAF and Drinky?  How do you feel about sacrificing friends to fulfill your goals? 

I don't generally talk about this stuff in real life.  Most people seem disinterested in talking about things that are this abstract.  In everything I have done, even in my more amoral, delinquent past, only once or twice have I "sacrificed" a friend to fulfill goals; never in a case where said goal was a gain for me, either.  I treat other people with the respect they deserve.  My philosophy is that we've all been thrown in this crazy game and we all have to find our own way with our own gifts, and the biblical golden rule makes sense and is fair.

I did have people I could talk about this sort of thing with, once, but they live completely different lives now, and I don't believe they see the attraction of a rationally selfish life anymore.

[Boogie]

Yo Boogie.

Drinking Nyquil is the high point of most of my days. Well, actually it is the high point of everyday.

That's.....nice.

Dare I ask the status of your quest for employment and/or lawyerly education?

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey Boogie.

Missed ye!  I am now Store Manager for an anonymous videogame retail outfit, so I'm officially out of poverty and as I amass some funds over the next several weeks, I'll be able to take care of some things and create a somewhat comfortable lifestyle.  I am almost finished with my first teleplay and have been asked by some friends to come up with something cheap to shoot in the script department, as one of them has already begun to hire a crew to shoot anything this summer.

[cloudwalking]

good to see you are surviving mountie training! do you get to ride horses a lot?

i live in switzerland now.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hows Regina Boogie?  So what exactly will you be doing after graduation? 

[Barry Egan]

Hey Boogie,

you were always a great poster from the OT, respekt.  Anyways, I'm getting my degree in a small conservative philosophy school that rides Hegel's cock all the way to the slaughterbench.  It's in Nova Scotia, and I have yet to see a mountie around here, although I did catch an episode of Due South which actually wasn't so bad.  Cheers.

[Madrun Badrun]

Due South is a wonderful show.

[CajoleJuice]

So how long is your break? You probably already answered, but I just woke up and I don't feel like reading through this thread.

[Boogie]

Hows Regina Boogie?  So what exactly will you be doing after graduation? 

It's an allright town.    I don't know my posting yet.  I'll find out what province I'll be posted to in 3 weeks, and then my specific posting and duties about 2-4 weeks after that.

good to see you are surviving mountie training! do you get to ride horses a lot?

Reading a thread before replying is fun-damental. 

So how long is your break? You probably already answered, but I just woke up and I don't feel like reading through this thread.

Not on a break, just a more relaxed weekend this week.