As you people know, I have been on a wonderful dental odyssey the past several months. It has not been unlike one of those long lengthy space shots from 2001, except less beautiful, more bloody, and considerably more expensive, even if you take into account that I watched 2001 on Blu Ray on the PSbomba.
So for those not keeping score at home, I am having two crowns put on my two front teef, which I smashed out in a tragic naked shower related bumblefuck in my apartment. I have had temporary front teeth in for the past 3 weeks, and with these in, I've had to cut food into small, bite sized chunks, because I can't use my front teeth because they are fragile and they feel like glass and they are, as said, temporary.
So basically, tomorrow I will have new choppers, and I can eat something that isn't 1) cut into pieces 2) bite sized 3) liquid 4) liquified or 5) Mushy beans and veggies.
So, this is gonna be like popping my mouth cherry again. What do you guys think should be the first thing to break in my new front teeth, which for what they cost, I assume will be made of the same material as the space shuttle, except not as prone to explosions and raining astronaut body parts down on the general populace?
