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All women are whores!

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Howard Alan Treesong

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All women are whores!
« on: November 13, 2007, 06:05:09 PM »
:interracial :heartbeat :hump :heart :dur  :o :-\ :'( :maf :punch :punch :dizzy :(
乱学者

Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 06:05:51 PM »
So, how did she hurt you?
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 06:16:15 PM »
N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

etiolate

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 07:11:03 PM »
Where is the "all women are whores but not with me =(" option?

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 07:15:55 PM »
Most fucking true!

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 07:17:46 PM »
:heartbeat women. 
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TVC15

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 07:20:44 PM »
Has someone been watching It's Always Sunny in Philthadelphia?
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 07:25:24 PM »
Hi

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 07:27:49 PM »
Verboten isn't  :heartbeat :dur
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 07:28:16 PM »
serge

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 07:58:14 PM »
Not true, unfortunately.
QED

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2007, 08:03:04 PM »
under the right circumstances they are!

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »
how do I find these "right circumstances" of which you speak?
QED

etiolate

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2007, 08:04:45 PM »
If only mupepe could bottle himself and sell it to ze virgins!

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2007, 08:06:26 PM »
i don't actually fall in that category anymore, but
QED

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2007, 08:12:12 PM »
anyway, I think what Mupepe was getting at is that it's entirely Godly for women to whore themselves out to their partner in a Christ-sanctioned marriage.
QED

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 01:35:17 AM »
N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.
:-*

Himu

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 01:42:22 AM »
Patel's depression over women is starting to really get to me

keep ya head up
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2007, 01:43:35 AM »
Screw them, Patel. Fucking whores.

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2007, 01:50:03 AM »
N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

Bite your tongue! :o
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2007, 02:00:36 AM »
not japanese women.
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2007, 02:02:38 AM »
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Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

sure, rub it in why don't you
QED

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2007, 02:03:07 AM »
not japanese women.

thats not what they tell me

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2007, 04:38:50 AM »
N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

BULLSHIT!
By your strong language I assume you mean that well above 51% of women are in a serious relationship. That would imply that at minimum a majority of men are in a serious relationship. Also, since you use the phrase "serious relationship" it is fair to assume you are excluding married couples from the category of serious relationship since once married a person is no longer "fair game" according to social standards (despite the numerous people who cheat on their spouse). So your claim that the majority of women are in a serious relationship including the analysis above, one must come to the conclusion that a majority(be it 51%) of men who are nto married are in serious relationships which simply is not true. Thus your statement cannot be true.

Note, I account for lesbian couples when assessing the statement thus allowing for only a bare minimum of men (51%). It does not seem apparent to me that I must include gay couples since the original statement is in regards to women.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2007, 04:41:28 AM by max_cool »

xnikki118x

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2007, 04:51:28 AM »
N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

BULLSHIT!
By your strong language I assume you mean that well above 51% of women are in a serious relationship. That would imply that at minimum a majority of men are in a serious relationship. Also, since you use the phrase "serious relationship" it is fair to assume you are excluding married couples from the category of serious relationship since once married a person is no longer "fair game" according to social standards (despite the numerous people who cheat on their spouse). So your claim that the majority of women are in a serious relationship including the analysis above, one must come to the conclusion that a majority(be it 51%) of men who are nto married are in serious relationships which simply is not true. Thus your statement cannot be true.

Note, I account for lesbian couples when assessing the statement thus allowing for only a bare minimum of men (51%). It does not seem apparent to me that I must include gay couples since the original statement is in regards to women.

LOL you know what? I was thinking about this in terms of the women who post on this board. I don't know why because no one specified that anywhere, but yeah, I was thinking the majority of us women here on EB are in serious relationships. By that statement, I include the married folks.
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2007, 04:55:31 AM »
I'm falling in love but I'm resisting it. Oh well, niccas love to be miserable
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2007, 11:09:30 AM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.
^_^

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« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2007, 11:16:49 AM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.
QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

However, wait for the good women who married assholes to divorce in their mid to late 20's and get them afterwards.  HOWEVER!!!!!, since they were most likely fucked over horribly, they're going to treat you like shit.

wowowowow

Phoenix Dark

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2007, 01:13:21 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2007, 01:21:37 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

On Long Island, yes.

COD4 > women
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Synbios459

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2007, 01:23:30 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way
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Synbios459

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2007, 01:24:04 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

On Long Island, yes.

Mupepe > women
he sure does.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2007, 01:25:01 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Well if you're looking for women around 21 to wipe your ass I doubt you'll find many
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2007, 04:57:22 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Actually I don't really look much at raves/parties, and the bar girls around here are really stuck up bitches. Once you're out of school and settled into the working world, meeting people becomes extremely difficult, especially those of the opposite sex, so I mostly use the online sites to meet girls. Which hasn't worked well for me since this past spring :(
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xnikki118x

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2007, 07:11:53 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.
QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

Does this apply to women looking for men as well? If so, looks like I got lucky hah.


Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Agreed. My best friend is 22 and mostly single (she's casually seeing someone) and she's wonderful and hot and would be the best girlfriend ever.
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2007, 07:52:53 PM »
21 Mupep? Taken? Most women dont marry till their past their mid-20's!
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2007, 08:36:44 PM »
Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.
QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

Does this apply to women looking for men as well? If so, looks like I got lucky hah.


Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Agreed. My best friend is 22 and mostly single (she's casually seeing someone) and she's wonderful and hot and would be the best girlfriend ever.

How far is she from NYC? Does she like geeky Italian guys?
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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2007, 10:15:45 PM »
i wasn't completely serious btw

there are obviously still good people left untaken (me, duh :) ). 

and yes, nikki, it would apply to men as well!

and to be serious, after college, your dating scene is a lot different and a lot more sparse.  School makes it incredibly easy to get laid.  appreciate it!

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Actually I don't really look much at raves/parties, and the bar girls around here are really stuck up bitches. Once you're out of school and settled into the working world, meeting people becomes extremely difficult, especially those of the opposite sex, so I mostly use the online sites to meet girls. Which hasn't worked well for me since this past spring :(
pretty much.  work is the most ideal place to meet women, but good luck with that in a professional environment!

Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2007, 10:35:50 PM »
pretty much.  work is the most ideal place to meet women, but good luck with that in a professional environment!

or at a game developer -_-
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2007, 10:38:35 PM »
I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2007, 10:39:10 PM »


COD4 > women

I have neither.  :(

Though, if I was willing to reach into my wallet, I could have both.

Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2007, 10:39:38 PM »
I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.

I've never heard this strategy
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Mupepe

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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2007, 10:40:37 PM »
I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.

I've never heard this strategy
same here


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TVC15

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2007, 10:42:56 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
serge

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2007, 10:43:53 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
Can I bring some NyQuil?

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2007, 10:45:32 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
Can I bring some NyQuil?

Synonyms for ecstacy are fine by me.
serge

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2007, 10:45:51 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?
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Flannel Boy

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« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2007, 10:50:01 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?

 I'll wait for some black people to enter the drugstore to distract the staff, then I'll shove a bottle into my jacket.

By the by, I've been working for over two months and have few expenses.

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« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2007, 10:52:34 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
wow.  i hope nothing happens.  i'm soooo gullible and open on X

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2007, 11:06:03 PM »
I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.
Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?

 I'll wait for some black people to enter the drugstore to distract the staff, then I'll shove a bottle into my jacket.

By the by, I've been working for over two months and have few expenses.

Its been two months already?  Jesus I really have lost all sense of time  :-\ 

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2007, 12:18:49 AM »
Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 :punch

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2007, 12:20:13 AM »
Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 :punch

Yes. 

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2007, 12:21:44 AM »
Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 :punch
Two fists and your momma. That brings back memories.

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2007, 12:22:40 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Phoenix Dark

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2007, 12:23:01 AM »
this isn't the malek i remember  :lol :-\
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2007, 12:25:30 AM »
Yes it is, just now he has his posting priorities straight:  1. Funny, 2. depression. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2007, 12:27:58 AM »
where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2007, 12:28:37 AM »
Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 :punch
Two fists and your momma. That brings back memories.

 :lol :lol
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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2007, 12:29:55 AM »
where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?

Don't insult the King of Kings!   :punch

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Re: All women are whores!
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2007, 12:33:42 AM »
where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?

1. depression, 2. Funny, 3. smart.

Everyone is convinced of the first, some are fooled by the second, nobody but you buys the third.