All women are whores!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

  :'(

[Mr. Gundam]

So, how did she hurt you?

[Mandark]

N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

[etiolate]

Where is the "all women are whores but not with me =(" option?

[Madrun Badrun]

Most fucking true!

[hyp]

women. 

[TVC15]

Has someone been watching It's Always Sunny in Philthadelphia?

[Trent Dole]

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Verboten isn't 

[TVC15]

Verboten isn't 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Not true, unfortunately.

[Mupepe]

under the right circumstances they are!

[recursivelyenumerable]

how do I find these "right circumstances" of which you speak?

[etiolate]

If only mupepe could bottle himself and sell it to ze virgins!

[recursivelyenumerable]

i don't actually fall in that category anymore, but

[recursivelyenumerable]

anyway, I think what Mupepe was getting at is that it's entirely Godly for women to whore themselves out to their partner in a Christ-sanctioned marriage.

[xnikki118x]

N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

[Himu]

Patel's depression over women is starting to really get to me

keep ya head up

[bagofeyes]

Screw them, Patel. Fucking whores.

[Ichirou]

N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

Bite your tongue!

[Synbios459]

not japanese women.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

sure, rub it in why don't you

[bagofeyes]

not japanese women.

thats not what they tell me

[max_cool]

N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

BULLSHIT!
By your strong language I assume you mean that well above 51% of women are in a serious relationship. That would imply that at minimum a majority of men are in a serious relationship. Also, since you use the phrase "serious relationship" it is fair to assume you are excluding married couples from the category of serious relationship since once married a person is no longer "fair game" according to social standards (despite the numerous people who cheat on their spouse). So your claim that the majority of women are in a serious relationship including the analysis above, one must come to the conclusion that a majority(be it 51%) of men who are nto married are in serious relationships which simply is not true. Thus your statement cannot be true.

Note, I account for lesbian couples when assessing the statement thus allowing for only a bare minimum of men (51%). It does not seem apparent to me that I must include gay couples since the original statement is in regards to women.

[xnikki118x]

N'way.  Half of them are virgins, too pure and delicate to be sullied by male genitals, bad words, or equal rights.

Somehow I doubt this theory. Th majority of us are in serious relationships, and those usually include sex.

BULLSHIT!
By your strong language I assume you mean that well above 51% of women are in a serious relationship. That would imply that at minimum a majority of men are in a serious relationship. Also, since you use the phrase "serious relationship" it is fair to assume you are excluding married couples from the category of serious relationship since once married a person is no longer "fair game" according to social standards (despite the numerous people who cheat on their spouse). So your claim that the majority of women are in a serious relationship including the analysis above, one must come to the conclusion that a majority(be it 51%) of men who are nto married are in serious relationships which simply is not true. Thus your statement cannot be true.

Note, I account for lesbian couples when assessing the statement thus allowing for only a bare minimum of men (51%). It does not seem apparent to me that I must include gay couples since the original statement is in regards to women.

LOL you know what? I was thinking about this in terms of the women who post on this board. I don't know why because no one specified that anywhere, but yeah, I was thinking the majority of us women here on EB are in serious relationships. By that statement, I include the married folks.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm falling in love but I'm resisting it. Oh well, niccas love to be miserable

[tiesto]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

[Mupepe]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

However, wait for the good women who married assholes to divorce in their mid to late 20's and get them afterwards.  HOWEVER!!!!!, since they were most likely fucked over horribly, they're going to treat you like shit.

wowowowow

[Phoenix Dark]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

[CajoleJuice]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

On Long Island, yes.

COD4 > women

[Synbios459]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

[Synbios459]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

On Long Island, yes.

Mupepe > women

he sure does.

[Phoenix Dark]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Well if you're looking for women around 21 to wipe your ass I doubt you'll find many

[tiesto]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Actually I don't really look much at raves/parties, and the bar girls around here are really stuck up bitches. Once you're out of school and settled into the working world, meeting people becomes extremely difficult, especially those of the opposite sex, so I mostly use the online sites to meet girls. Which hasn't worked well for me since this past spring

[xnikki118x]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

Does this apply to women looking for men as well? If so, looks like I got lucky hah.

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Agreed. My best friend is 22 and mostly single (she's casually seeing someone) and she's wonderful and hot and would be the best girlfriend ever.

[Gay Boy]

21 Mupep? Taken? Most women dont marry till their past their mid-20's!

[tiesto]

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

QFT (kinda)

If you didn't nag a good one in High School or early college, you're screwed.

Does this apply to women looking for men as well? If so, looks like I got lucky hah.

Like once you hit adulthood (21 or so), I'm convinced all the good girls are taken.

Uh, no. There are plenty of good chicks around past 21. Looking at bars, raves, and parties skews your findings in a negative way

Agreed. My best friend is 22 and mostly single (she's casually seeing someone) and she's wonderful and hot and would be the best girlfriend ever.

How far is she from NYC? Does she like geeky Italian guys?

[Mupepe]

i wasn't completely serious btw

there are obviously still good people left untaken (me, duh ). 

and yes, nikki, it would apply to men as well!

and to be serious, after college, your dating scene is a lot different and a lot more sparse.  School makes it incredibly easy to get laid.  appreciate it!

Actually I don't really look much at raves/parties, and the bar girls around here are really stuck up bitches. Once you're out of school and settled into the working world, meeting people becomes extremely difficult, especially those of the opposite sex, so I mostly use the online sites to meet girls. Which hasn't worked well for me since this past spring

pretty much.  work is the most ideal place to meet women, but good luck with that in a professional environment!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

pretty much.  work is the most ideal place to meet women, but good luck with that in a professional environment!

or at a game developer -_-

[TVC15]

I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.

[Flannel Boy]

COD4 > women

I have neither. 

Though, if I was willing to reach into my wallet, I could have both.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.

I've never heard this strategy

[Mupepe]

I'm telling you, more of you folks need to follow my strategy for picking up interesting chicks.

I've never heard this strategy

same here


tvc: i'm game, you butt pirate

[TVC15]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

[Flannel Boy]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

Can I bring some NyQuil?

[TVC15]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

Can I bring some NyQuil?

Synonyms for ecstacy are fine by me.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?

[Flannel Boy]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?

 I'll wait for some black people to enter the drugstore to distract the staff, then I'll shove a bottle into my jacket.

By the by, I've been working for over two months and have few expenses.

[Mupepe]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

wow.  i hope nothing happens.  i'm soooo gullible and open on X

[Madrun Badrun]

I think we should all meet up at my apartment and discuss my strategy over some wine and ecstacy.

Can I bring some NyQuil?

Can you afford it?

 I'll wait for some black people to enter the drugstore to distract the staff, then I'll shove a bottle into my jacket.

By the by, I've been working for over two months and have few expenses.

Its been two months already?  Jesus I really have lost all sense of time   

[ToxicAdam]

Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 

Yes. 

[Flannel Boy]

Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 

Two fists and your momma. That brings back memories.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

this isn't the malek i remember 

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes it is, just now he has his posting priorities straight:  1. Funny, 2. depression. 

[Phoenix Dark]

where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?

[Himu]

Are you saying my momma is a whore too?!

 

Two fists and your momma. That brings back memories.

 

[Madrun Badrun]

where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?

Don't insult the King of Kings!   

[Flannel Boy]

where's the intellectual who molded me into what i am today?

1. depression, 2. Funny, 3. smart.

Everyone is convinced of the first, some are fooled by the second, nobody but you buys the third.