Author Topic: Gillo's Theorem: A simple formula to derive the quality of anime. (Read 1567 times)

GilloD · « **on:** November 21, 2007, 01:25:25 AM »

Where Q is the quality of a given anime and T is the title sequence, you can derive Q from the following formula: Q=T/1000.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2007, 01:34:25 AM »

How do you evaluate the title sequence?

GilloD · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2007, 01:36:00 AM »

The same way you evaluate everything. Anime title sequences are always fuck awesome and then the shows are like 95% god awful fucking dialogue, 2.5% pretty character designs and 2.5% actually compelling viewing.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2007, 01:41:37 AM »

My rule for anime is: if it's animated, I don't watch it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »

Rule of Anime: Trust MAF, Be Wary of the Demi

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:30:22 PM »

Quote from: Jim Shorts on November 21, 2007, 02:10:46 PM

Rule of Anime: Trust MAF, Be Wary of the Demi

your name sorta sounds like gym shorts, LOL get it? am I awesome or what?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:48:59 PM »

My Rule of Anime:
Satoshi Kon yes, Ghibli maybe, Gundam no

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:49:37 PM »

Gundam 08th MS Team Yes

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:52:38 PM »

Gundam more like Gundumb

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2007, 02:54:15 PM »

More like Rock Bland

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2007, 03:06:24 PM »

rule of anime: no dickgirls, no sale

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2007, 04:55:59 PM »

anime CAN be really good. none of that stupid gundam shit though. I think if they go for a teen soap opera story, it'll always suck.

If the fans of the anime think like this:

Quote

I am more straight than i can believe myself... simply put it, im a pervert for FF girls (FFIII's girl looks really hot btw.) BUT! Try this.... have a picture of Ashe and Vaan on the same page, try looking at Ashe's beautiful form, but in ur quest for w/e lol.... i bet ur eyes WILL turn towards Vaan even though u dont want to see him. Further speaking, i think Vaan is a very cool character... he seems all innocent yet hes not a loser like tidus.

it'll always suck.

then again I respect a guy who apparently started out his career doing horse porn...drawings.

MCD · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2007, 05:15:13 PM »

Rule of anime: fuck awesome opening theme.

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2007, 06:28:35 PM »

[youtube=425,350]sDwxk51JMg8[/youtube]

I've got a burning heart!

I've got a burning love!

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2007, 02:05:50 AM »

Gundam 0083

The animation on that is so fuckin' awesome.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2007, 03:41:28 AM »

anime sucks so fucking bad

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2007, 05:40:28 AM »

What's worse, C-Juice? Puerto Ricans or anime?

Mondain · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2007, 09:25:49 PM »

I've just come to hate any show where the characters have magical powers, live in a fantasy universe, or where the main character is tied to an odd gimmick that makes him/her special. It's like, I'm a 26 years-old man, I want to sit through a good story, not through stupid kiddy bullshit!

I almost only like shows that have a mostly serious tone, and that have absolutely no supernatural elements to them now.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2007, 11:21:57 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2007, 03:41:28 AM

anime sucks so fucking bad

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:29:13 AM »

if gay boy backs you, you know its all over.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:03:10 AM »

Quote from: Jim Shorts on November 23, 2007, 12:29:13 AM

if gay boy backs you, you know its all over.

It proves anime is just THAT shitty if Cajole and I can agree on it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2007, 10:04:05 AM »

Well, admittedly anime is distinctly lacking in the Disney princesses that Gay Boy loves so much. A 20 meter mecha can't really compete with Ariel the mermaid or Princess Jasmine, lol

Gay Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2007, 11:48:49 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 23, 2007, 10:04:05 AM

Well, admittedly anime is distinctly lacking in the Disney princesses that Gay Boy loves so much. A 20 meter mecha can't really compete with Ariel the mermaid or Princess Jasmine, lol

I oddly don't like the disney princess cartoon movies much lol. I havent seen a disney animated movie in YEARS but my favorites when I was young enough were more the stuff like Sword in the Stone and Robin Hood.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:24:43 PM »

The Black Cauldron was the shit.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:02:00 PM »

I barely remember seeing that one, I doubt any of those I mentioned aged well to be honest.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 23, 2007, 04:39:07 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 21, 2007, 03:06:24 PM

rule of anime: no dickgirls, no sale

Bible Black fan in the house?

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Author Topic: Gillo's Theorem: A simple formula to derive the quality of anime. (Read 1567 times)