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get a beret too
Quote from: bagofeyes on December 01, 2007, 10:39:57 PMget a beret tooI think the Canadian army still wears berets for dress up. You telling me to join the army? to be surrounded by all those large muscular men...I SAID THERE WILL BE NO GAY TALK IN THIS THREAD!
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 01, 2007, 10:44:39 PMQuote from: bagofeyes on December 01, 2007, 10:39:57 PMget a beret tooI think the Canadian army still wears berets for dress up. You telling me to join the army? to be surrounded by all those large muscular men...I SAID THERE WILL BE NO GAY TALK IN THIS THREAD! No, join the Navy!
dude, you need a good suit to pull one of those off. if you get a blazer that's too broad for your chest and you wear a cravat, you'll look totally gay. I don't actually know anything about how to get a good suit so you'll have to ask somebody old like drinky or tvc what you should get.
wtf
your hair goes back longer than mine!
You need to get some better shirts to go with them, at the very least.
I have to combine the two. If I go for trim I look queer and if I go the other way I'm told I look evil and angry. Normally I would be wearing dark sunglasses too, so alcoholic it is. I need to carry around a flask in my inner jacket pocket so I can get the liquor bulge showing to confirm this new style.
Arvie, you can dress properly without looking "queer." Combining the cravat with a scruffy look it just going to make you look like a poorly closeted alcoholic. There are only 2 kinds of people that wear cravats, and by combining it with, of all things, leather, you are not putting out a message that ends with anything other than getting rogered.
Blue: Wool would kill me. Remember I live in Canada.
I wear a Filson Mackinaw Cruiser:http://www.filson.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2092310(Image removed from quote.)It's been around since 1914 and the design has never changed. It's super warm with two full layers of dense 100% wool. It comes in a few different colors. I'm on my second coat. They're incredibly durable. My first coat lasted about 10 years.
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 10, 2007, 05:26:32 PMArvie, you can dress properly without looking "queer." Combining the cravat with a scruffy look it just going to make you look like a poorly closeted alcoholic. There are only 2 kinds of people that wear cravats, and by combining it with, of all things, leather, you are not putting out a message that ends with anything other than getting rogered.But I want to get rogered. Just with a girl. I think the leather-cravat 1-2 will do just that. The leather to draw them in and the cravat to tie them to the headboard so that they stay.Blue: Wool would kill me. Remember I live in Canada.
I think I might actually buy that jacket. I'm lost on the sizing, though.
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 10, 2007, 05:34:03 PMQuote from: TVC 15 on December 10, 2007, 05:26:32 PMArvie, you can dress properly without looking "queer." Combining the cravat with a scruffy look it just going to make you look like a poorly closeted alcoholic. There are only 2 kinds of people that wear cravats, and by combining it with, of all things, leather, you are not putting out a message that ends with anything other than getting rogered.But I want to get rogered. Just with a girl. I think the leather-cravat 1-2 will do just that. The leather to draw them in and the cravat to tie them to the headboard so that they stay.Blue: Wool would kill me. Remember I live in Canada. Girls can't roger you without dildos. And if the first thing you say you want to do with a girl is get rogered, you will probably scare them away.
Arvie, nobody in the year 2007, much less 2008, will have sex with anything wearing a cravat.
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 10, 2007, 06:01:34 PMArvie, nobody in the year 2007, much less 2008, will have sex with anything wearing a cravat.I'd have sex with a stewardess.
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