I need to quit making relationship thread, but shit, I'm confused.

[Bloodwake]

So, since you guys all care:

I see this girl I've been talking about on here today for the first time in several days and she's extremely friendly towards me. She wants for me to hang out with her, so I say yes.

We end up going to see The Mist with a few friends of mine, and she basically drug my arm from it's comfortable position by my seat over her. This also happened briefly in the car on the way home, but I took the initiative that time.

I was doing so good too, acting like I didn't care. Evidently that works like fucking magic. Until she decides she needs to go and hang out with this other guy I think she likes.

I was going to analyze this by placing it on this forum, but instead, I'm going to go finish off my half gallon of Beam. Moral of the story: women are fucking confusing, and I don't think decoding signals is my lot in life.

[TakingBackSunday]

Eh, I'd still continue hanging out with her.  It might pay off.

[Ichirou]

Hmm, I agree with BrandNew as long as you don't get emotionally involved.  Also, if she starts fucking the other guy and telling you about his huge, thick penis and how great it felt thrusting in and out of her tight entrance, never speak to her again.

[bagofeyes]

I wouldn't even bother thinking about it. Next time you go out with her - if she puts out, great. If she doesn't, move on to some other chick. Not worth the emotional strain analyzing the way girls minds work.

[Ichirou]

Next time you're out with her, casually grab her ass and see how she reacts.

[Phoenix Dark]

Continue hanging out with her, but don't stress anything or read too much into her actions. She may have been trying to make the other guy jealous or something. A similar thing happened to me last week at a buddy's birthday party. My friend's ex (I dunno who invited her) is pretty bitter over getting kicked to the curb - she's a dumb cheating chick. So she started laughing at everything I said, dragging me away from people I was talking to, whispering in my ear, etc. Most likely she doesn't like me, she just wants to start shit. I played around a bit for the fuck of it, but meh

[bagofeyes]

Next time you're out with her, casually grab her ass and see how she reacts.

qft. if she backs off, get outta there.

[Ichirou]

Continue hanging out with her, but don't stress anything or read too much into her actions. She may have been trying to make the other guy jealous or something. A similar thing happened to me last week at a buddy's birthday party. My friend's ex (I dunno who invited her) is pretty bitter over getting kicked to the curb - she's a dumb cheating chick. So she started laughing at everything I said, dragging me away from people I was talking to, whispering in my ear, etc. Most likely she doesn't like me, she just wants to start shit. I played around a bit for the fuck of it, but meh

Did you get your dick sucked, at least?

[Mupepe]

I wouldn't even bother thinking about it. Next time you go out with her - if she puts out, great. If she doesn't, move on to some other chick. Not worth the emotional strain analyzing the way girls minds work.

pretty much.

a lot of young women go through the ins and outs of a "relationship" (they don't know what the word even begins to mean mostly) just to get laid.

don't worry about it.  and chances are, she wanted you to feel a little insecure and jealous just to drive the point home.  so avoid emotional attachment with her.  pain is probably down that path!

[Phoenix Dark]

Continue hanging out with her, but don't stress anything or read too much into her actions. She may have been trying to make the other guy jealous or something. A similar thing happened to me last week at a buddy's birthday party. My friend's ex (I dunno who invited her) is pretty bitter over getting kicked to the curb - she's a dumb cheating chick. So she started laughing at everything I said, dragging me away from people I was talking to, whispering in my ear, etc. Most likely she doesn't like me, she just wants to start shit. I played around a bit for the fuck of it, but meh

Did you get your dick sucked, at least?

Lets just say she's the type of chick that's been around...yeah. ie I wouldn't stick my finger in her mouth.

[Ichirou]

That's what latex is for.

[bagofeyes]

Continue hanging out with her, but don't stress anything or read too much into her actions. She may have been trying to make the other guy jealous or something. A similar thing happened to me last week at a buddy's birthday party. My friend's ex (I dunno who invited her) is pretty bitter over getting kicked to the curb - she's a dumb cheating chick. So she started laughing at everything I said, dragging me away from people I was talking to, whispering in my ear, etc. Most likely she doesn't like me, she just wants to start shit. I played around a bit for the fuck of it, but meh

Did you get your dick sucked, at least?

Lets just say she's the type of chick that's been around...yeah. ie I wouldn't stick my finger in her mouth.

So you couldve gotten a shag easily!

[CajoleJuice]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

[Phoenix Dark]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

[CajoleJuice]

Because he's been on a comedic roll lately.

[Ichirou]

Malek has been a comedy god the last few days.

[Flannel Boy]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

I just awoke from a nyquil nap.

ummm... this forum would be more bloated than jeff gerstmann.

I'll stick with what works.

[Ichirou]

[CajoleJuice]

Still got it!

[Phoenix Dark]

smh

[Flannel Boy]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

Yeah, the only thing I'm confused about is why I don't go to 'massage' parlors.

[bagofeyes]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

Yeah, the only thing I'm confused about is why I don't go to 'massage' parlors.

Go treat yourself to a blowjob

[Flannel Boy]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

Yeah, the only thing I'm confused about is why I don't go to 'massage' parlors.

Go treat yourself to a blowjob

I'm not that flexible.

[bagofeyes]

But you've tried, haven't you? 

[Phoenix Dark]

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

Yeah, the only thing I'm confused about is why I don't go to 'massage' parlors.

There's this girl on the local Craigslist who needs $500 for rent and is offering said "massages". She looks ok.

I'd rather find a cheaper Asian place downtown, if possible. $150 for a full body massage=meh. I asked for just a $60 handjob and she was like "no I only give full ones, sorry." Bitch I thought you were needy!

[Flannel Boy]

But you've tried, haven't you? 

Like a dog chasing its own tail.

If someone made a relationship thread every time they were "confused"...I've got nothing. Malek, help me out.

Why him? He's transcended "confused" to straight up failure

Yeah, the only thing I'm confused about is why I don't go to 'massage' parlors.

There's this girl on the local Craigslist who needs $500 for rent and is offering said "massages". She looks ok.

I'd rather find a cheaper Asian place downtown, if possible. $150 for a full body massage=meh. I asked for just a $60 handjob and she was like "no I only give full ones, sorry." Bitch I thought you were needy!

See, I was only kidding about that.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Bloodwake]

Latest idea:

I might just give her the "let's cut the bullshit" talk.

This would include the following:

"I like you. You obviously like me in some way. This other guy sucks. Fuck him. Actually, don't literally do that, but you get the jist. Forget about him, be with me, who you actually like hanging around. Oh yeah, sex would be nice, but not a priority." (last sentence excluded in the actual talk though)

It didn't help that she told me that she doesn't really like this other guy she's been hanging around. At the same time though, I basically dropped her off to hang out with this guy after our afternoon Mist showing.

By the way, thanks guys for not starting the usual "THIS IS EVILBORE NOT GAF OR LJ SHUT THE FUCK UP" that usually happens with these threads. I appreciate it, and I promise more quality posts from Bloodwake are on the way. Especially around Doctor Who time. All sorts of threads about me loving Doctor Who and my gay subtext about sucking David Tennant off will be on the way coming this January.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'd wait to give that little talk to her until you get a little bit more evidence of her possibly liking BOTH of you guys.  I'm just trying to save you from an awkward situation where if you say that and she says he's just a friend or something like that.

[Ichirou]

Chicks hate it when guys give them that talk, FYI.  She's going to give you bullshit about how you're giving her an ultimatum and how you're pressuring her and whatnot.

[Madrun Badrun]

Does that talk ever work?   

Mups I need answers. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah don't give her the satisfaction, which would tell her that the mind games are working. Ignore them, let her come to you. Make it clear you're interested but aren't going to go out of your way to get with her.

Don't get desperate. If it happens it happens. From my understanding it seems like she loves the attention and wants to see who approaches her first.

And hell yea dude, EB is here for you 

[Ichirou]

IT NEVER WORKS

[CajoleJuice]

Yea, don't do that. But don't listen to me.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, am I glad I ran that by you guys.

[bagofeyes]

Are you trying to get into a serious relationship here, or do you just want a root? And how old is she?

[Bloodwake]

Are you trying to get into a serious relationship here, or do you just want a root? And how old is she?

Age: 19

I'm not sure what I want at the moment. I would like a relationship of some sort though, that's for sure.

Anyways, it doesn't matter. I'm having the time of my life trying to figure out who she actually likes. That's fine with me, because the movies I find the most riveting are the ones that I have no idea where they are going. (See Videodrome).

I'm not emotionally attached though. Not yet at least. Whenever I thought she definitely didn't like me, it didn't get to me at all, and I moved on. All this stuff today is what makes me return to this train of thought.

[Ichirou]

Don't get too emotionally invested, that's the best thing.

[MrAngryFace]

Chicks hate the cut the bullshit talk because it requires that they make a choice that may force them to end a selfish relationship. Be honest to yourself and just come out with it if the relationship is that ambigious, because letting it go on from that point is pretty much just a lie.

[bagofeyes]

19 year old chick - she wouldn't even know what the fuck she wants anyways.

[MrAngryFace]

No one knows what they want at 19

[Ichirou]

Chicks hate the cut the bullshit talk because it requires that they make a choice that may force them to end a selfish relationship. Be honest to yourself and just come out with it if the relationship is that ambigious, because letting it go on from that point is pretty much just a lie.

I say instead of giving her the cut the bullshit talk he should just make a move on her and see how she reacts.

[MrAngryFace]

words, acts, one is considered assault

[Human Snorenado]

She's trying to keep you around for emotional support, duder.  She doesn't have any interest in your cack n balls.  DO NOT LET HER DO THIS.

You need to be cold and emotionally distant towards her until she fucks you, and then tell her that you're really not that into her.

DO NOT BE A LITTLE MANGINA FOR HER TO CRY ON.

[Ichirou]

lol, by making a move I just meant he should take her to a movie, put his arm over her shoulder, and try to make out with her.  If she spills soda all over his nutz most likely that means she isn't interested.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wait, that's what spilt soda means!?  and here I thought my lustful wispers of potential handjobs in her ear, just got her all hot and bothered and shaky!  No wonder she didn't return my calls. 

[Trent Dole]

She's trying to keep you around for emotional support, duder.  She doesn't have any interest in your cack n balls.  DO NOT LET HER DO THIS.

You need to be cold and emotionally distant towards her until she fucks you, and then tell her that you're really not that into her.

DO NOT BE A LITTLE MANGINA FOR HER TO CRY ON.

Yeah, this. I was the mangina once. Fucking never again. 

[CajoleJuice]

I'm a Call of Duty 4-playing mangina.

[Valcrist]

Good thing you didn't give her that ultimatum talk.

Anyways, stop thinking about it being anything, you're already emotionally investing yourself into it that way, even if you aren't attached yet, it'll get there.

if you really want this girl, don't always give her the time of day, bust her balls sometimes, and start acting like she should be chasing you. Girls want guys that are a prize.

[Mupepe]

Good thing you didn't give her that ultimatum talk.

Anyways, stop thinking about it being anything, you're already emotionally investing yourself into it that way, even if you aren't attached yet, it'll get there.

if you really want this girl, don't always give her the time of day, bust her balls sometimes, and start acting like she should be chasing you. Girls want guys that are a prize.

if you're looking to get laid, sure.  follow this advice.

but it always seems like you're looking for something more.  don't chase a girl like that if you want a relationship with her.  that's bs and should be a discerning factor in deciding whether a girl is just pussy or something more.

[etiolate]

this shit is so stupid

I mean the whole dating fiasco. The rules of courtship are distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Valcrist]

Good thing you didn't give her that ultimatum talk.

Anyways, stop thinking about it being anything, you're already emotionally investing yourself into it that way, even if you aren't attached yet, it'll get there.

if you really want this girl, don't always give her the time of day, bust her balls sometimes, and start acting like she should be chasing you. Girls want guys that are a prize.

if you're looking to get laid, sure.  follow this advice.

but it always seems like you're looking for something more.  don't chase a girl like that if you want a relationship with her.  that's bs and should be a discerning factor in deciding whether a girl is just pussy or something more.

Eh, the thing is you need attraction before anything else.  If this guy is already friends with this girl, the girl needs to be attracted to him.  that kind of stuff sparks attraction. Once you've done that, you can move on to connecting with the girl for a serious relationship.

[demi]

Confused? Chances are you're gay. Just ask Cajole.

[CajoleJuice]

 

[Mupepe]

Good thing you didn't give her that ultimatum talk.

Anyways, stop thinking about it being anything, you're already emotionally investing yourself into it that way, even if you aren't attached yet, it'll get there.

if you really want this girl, don't always give her the time of day, bust her balls sometimes, and start acting like she should be chasing you. Girls want guys that are a prize.

if you're looking to get laid, sure.  follow this advice.

but it always seems like you're looking for something more.  don't chase a girl like that if you want a relationship with her.  that's bs and should be a discerning factor in deciding whether a girl is just pussy or something more.

Eh, the thing is you need attraction before anything else.  If this guy is already friends with this girl, the girl needs to be attracted to him.  that kind of stuff sparks attraction. Once you've done that, you can move on to connecting with the girl for a serious relationship.

?  i thought attraction was supposed to be based on the general interest of another person?  Not some sort of glorified rat chase.

[Bloodwake]

this shit is so stupid

I mean the whole dating fiasco. The rules of courtship are distinguished mentally-challenged.

QFT

[Human Snorenado]

lol, by making a move I just meant he should take her to a movie, put his arm over her shoulder, and try to make out with her.  If she spills soda all over his nutz most likely that means she isn't interested.

That's just the thing tho- if he makes the move, he's dealing from a position of weakness.  SHE has to be the one to make the move.

[Bloodwake]

lol, by making a move I just meant he should take her to a movie, put his arm over her shoulder, and try to make out with her.  If she spills soda all over his nutz most likely that means she isn't interested.

That's just the thing tho- if he makes the move, he's dealing from a position of weakness.  SHE has to be the one to make the move.

That's true.

She did make the move yesterday though. It was a pleasant surprise.

[DeezNutzRBlue]

You have to spend this much time thinking about, it isn't worth it.  Of course, I may not be the one to take advice from.  Though I am much wiser these days. 

Try and get laid.

[Bloodwake]

Well, I'm still going to proceed, mainly because it's amusing at least. My strategy is probably going to consist of me laying back and waiting for her to do something.