omg wtf we had this thread 6 months ago mods lock pls
nah just kidding, my favourite kind of thread becuase you get to bag the turds and its ON TOPIC
Ico - the game is average to bad, I can handle that. Hell, I actually enjoy several games which are classified as average to bad: Nanobreaker, Shenmue, Global Gladiators... but when a game has a following of 3 million obsessed losers saying over and over: "the PAL and Jap cover art is BEAUTIFUL, why did NA get dicked, thanks to Ico games are now art omg" thats when you have major problem. These fegs need to pick up a GC and play Killer 7 if they actually want to experience some AAA art-house gaming.
SotC - see above
Zelda: Oot - the game is shit today, looks like complete ass, like 98% of all N64 games. People need to stfu about 'Hyrule Field' wow theres a patch of grass with nothing on it except for some gay skeletons, fuck amazing gaming experience, might have been OK in 1997... but considering Croc and Jersey Devil came out the same year psshsht
Mario 64 - see above
NSMB - New Super Mario Ass, one of the most boring 2d platformers I have ever played, they should have just released a port of SMB1 with updated visuals or something, at least then the level design would have been worth a handful of shit and the game would have actually been fun to play. 2/10