Author Topic: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online (Read 1253 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** December 11, 2007, 06:47:14 PM »

It's a tiny video on Yahoo!, and I still think some of it reeks of a Sci-Fi Original Picture but I applaud its use of its R-rating by killing children.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:53:07 PM »

Does it take place in the future or modern times like the first one?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:53:41 PM »

It takes place modern day in a small town in Texas. It's basically FlameOfCallandor: The Movie.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:56:52 PM »

Wow that looked really bad.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:58:31 PM »

I wouldn't expect FlameOfCallandor: The Movie to be high brow!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2007, 06:58:31 PM

I wouldn't expect FlameOfCallandor: The Movie to be high brow!

It would be if it was directed by James Cameron.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:00:23 PM »

James Cameron wouldn't make FlameOfCallandor: The Movie. The best you could hope for is McG or that guy that makes all the Saw sequels.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:01:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2007, 07:00:23 PM

James Cameron wouldn't make FlameOfCallandor: The Movie. The best you could hope for is McG or that guy that makes all the Saw sequels.

Hmm, isnt McG could make "We are Flameofcallandor"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:03:17 PM »

Killing children? Ok I will watch this. Not enough children get killed on film

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2007, 07:03:17 PM

Killing children? Ok I will watch this. Not enough children get killed on film

Exactly. Any major film release that kills children is a mandatory viewing in my eyes. We need to support more children killed on film.

Also, the best child death is John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:12:32 PM »

Haha, I found the clip!

[youtube=425,350]t9VqlvPT640[/youtube]

She wanted vanilla twist, but she found... death!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:14:05 PM »

Macaulay Culkin in My Girl was the first time I realized I wasn't innocent and could die like anyone else

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ok I NEED to see that movie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:15:14 PM »

Maybe she shouldn't have been such a bitch and that gang member wouldn't have had to ice her!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:16:20 PM »

I was eating tomato soup when I clicked that link, and burnt my tongue laughing

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:42:24 PM »

OMG! that clip was amazing

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:48:14 PM »

She also failed to notice the dead body of the ice cream man! Maybe if she wasn't in such a raging ice cream frenzy she'd still have her life.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:09:33 PM »

I think I'll skip this and just watch Enchanted again.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k, I'll watch it, but I'll probably feel bad about it later

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:40:34 PM »

that clip ruled

Shuri · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2007, 08:59:06 PM »

how the fuck did a single blast from the Pred's shoulder cannon do that.It fucked punched a hole thru the whole spaceship.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2007, 09:35:13 PM »

I admit I'd probably see that if there wasn't already a fuckton movies that week I wanna see (Juno, There Will Be Blood, charlie wilson's war all christmas weekend)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2007, 09:48:30 PM »

I'll probably see it because I'm by myself for Christmas - no family, no store. Need something to fill the time. Chinese food and movie theater! It's the Jewish way!

GilloD · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2007, 10:02:55 PM »

It's almost a new "GARBAGE DAY"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2007, 01:52:32 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 11, 2007, 09:35:13 PM

I admit I'd probably see that if there wasn't already a fuckton movies that week I wanna see (Juno, There Will Be Blood, charlie wilson's war all christmas weekend)

Just wait until it hits the $1 theaters. That way you have plenty of time to watch all those better movies first, you won't have to pay full price for a crappy movie, and you still get to see kids get blown away on the big screen. It's a win-win situation!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2007, 01:58:54 AM »

I wonder if there were multiple takes of the girl getting shot. It seemed like that was essentially a paint gun; I wonder if there's some long lost take of the guy shooting her in the face with it.

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Author Topic: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online (Read 1253 times)