Ha I remember at our end-of-semester banquet during HS everyone brought a shit ton of food. So the arab people brought Arab food, the Hebrew people brought Hebrew food, the Asian people brought Asian food, the Italian people brought Italian food...and the black people brought chicken wings, pork chops, greens, cornbread, etc. So I'm dumping Asian food on my plate and notice the Jews and Arabs are looking at the black food all scared, so I go over to them
Me: Sup Ali, my mom made the greens. They're good
Ali: But what kind of meat is in it?
Jacob: Yea uhhh, what's in there...
Me: I don't know lol. There's no meat in the cornbread
Jacob: You guys put meat in just about
everything 