Author Topic: DJ Atomica FOR YOU on Crash FM only in Paradise City! (Read 5769 times)

Himu · « **on:** December 14, 2007, 07:44:36 AM »

Paradise City: home of the CRASH FM and DJ Atomica, where we don't shut the fuck up and appeal to hipster feggits who need tips in Burnout

What are you listening to? CRASH FM

Who's your DJ? DJ ATOMICA. What's my name? DJ ATOMICA. Atomica!!

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Akala · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2007, 10:05:49 AM »

I hear that he is extreme.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:05:39 PM »

He's better than Stryker.

Still fucking annoying, but much better than Stryker.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:29:20 PM »

I always listened to my own music while playing Burnout anyway. Now I can just stream my whole collection straight through my 360. Wooo.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:33:25 PM »

like it fucking matters this game licks balls

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:58:59 PM »

that too

bud · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2007, 06:20:24 PM »

both of you lick balls. burnout--FUCK THE DEMO--is going to be amazing.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2007, 06:30:43 PM »

so basically right now the game works like a neutered test drive unlimited with a little more crashing?

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:17:20 PM »

it has like no crashing at all unless you mess up. you can't even race other people and do takedowns.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:30:41 PM »

Quote from: bud on December 15, 2007, 06:20:24 PM

both of you lick balls. burnout--FUCK THE DEMO--is going to be amazing.

It's really not though. I'm pretty much as big a Burnout fan as they come. Stunt mode is fucking awful, the final game isn't going to fix this. I'll probably end up still buying it, but there's no way it's going to be "amazing."

bud · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:37:05 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:38:40 PM »

At least it won't be as bad as life, right?

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:38:44 PM »

Burnout Paradise sux

First disappointment of 2008 confirmed

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:40:18 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2007, 07:38:40 PM

At least it won't be as bad as life, right?

that's just mean :'(

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:32:35 PM »

Quote from: bud on December 15, 2007, 06:20:24 PM

both of you lick balls. burnout--FUCK THE DEMO--is going to be amazing.

look at me i'm bud

:P8==D

haha he's tounging them balls get it

FUCK OFF

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:03:43 PM »

It grows on you the more you play it, but it's not Burnout. I usually don't play racing games (with the exception of Burnout Revenge), and even I can tell something is lacking. I still maintain there will be some form of Crash Mode DLC before it's all said and done.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:34:32 PM »

$10 for Crash mode!

$:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:10:08 PM »

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT DJ ATOMICA

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:44:45 PM »

buy a real fucking skateboard instead

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:48:22 PM »

lol bravo eel

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:01:09 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on December 15, 2007, 10:08:13 PM

How about you guys play a good EA game? Play some skate you fegs.

Where the fuck were YOU when I was asking people to vote on my video? lick my balls you little ingrate

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:07:52 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:29:22 PM »

hahaha

bork · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2007, 02:00:09 AM »

R.I.P. BURNOUT SERIES 2001-2007

KILLED BY EA.

:'(

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2007, 03:39:04 AM »

DJ ATOMICA

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2007, 12:59:45 PM »

FRESH FROM RADIO BIG

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2007, 03:47:00 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on December 16, 2007, 03:30:57 PM

Quote from: lyte edge on December 16, 2007, 02:00:09 AM
R.I.P. BURNOUT SERIES 2001-2007

KILLED BY EA.

:'(

Yeah because Burnout 3, Revenge and Dominator were all ruined by EA. This is what Criterion wanted to make. If EA was making it every fucking game would be the same except for minor graphic updates..

Criterion needs to shut down ASAP after this

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2007, 05:11:02 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on December 16, 2007, 05:10:13 PM

Quote from: demi on December 16, 2007, 03:47:00 PM
Quote from: ParticleReality on December 16, 2007, 03:30:57 PM
Quote from: lyte edge on December 16, 2007, 02:00:09 AM
R.I.P. BURNOUT SERIES 2001-2007

KILLED BY EA.

:'(

Yeah because Burnout 3, Revenge and Dominator were all ruined by EA. This is what Criterion wanted to make. If EA was making it every fucking game would be the same except for minor graphic updates..

Criterion needs to shut down ASAP after this

No. They should realize we don't want a Midnight Club: Burnout or Need For Burnout. We want shit your pants speed and OMG I CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED CRASHES.

They should've known that already. Since they obviously didn't, they fucking fail and deserve to be liquidated.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 16, 2007, 05:41:04 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 16, 2007, 03:47:00 PM

Criterion needs to shut down ASAP after this

this.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2007, 05:11:02 PM

They should've known that already. Since they obviously didn't, they fucking fail and deserve to be liquidated.

And this.

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 17, 2007, 12:26:01 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on December 17, 2007, 12:14:58 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2007, 05:11:02 PM
They should've known that already. Since they obviously didn't, they fucking fail and deserve to be liquidated.

While this is true, I'll give them credit for trying something new in the world of burnout. I wouldn't mind a Open world burnout if they kept the balls to the wall speed and shit yourself crashes. I'd also like radio choices and not DJ Atomica every fucking second unless I'm not racing or in an event.

Open world racing games suck. They should have known better than to put that in Burnout.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2007, 12:26:52 AM »

Quote from: pussy boner on December 17, 2007, 12:24:06 AM

DJ Atomica is probably the best thing to have happened to this series.

i hope you die

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2007, 12:35:02 AM »

You guys are whining too much, there's like 350 events in the full game, the map is huge, and you can always load a custom soundtrack. If you find yourself driving around aimlessly listening to DJ whatthefuckever all the time, then you're probably just stupid

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2007, 12:59:53 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on December 17, 2007, 12:52:23 AM

Does the game get shit fast speed in the full Version?

you've played with exactly one car in the demo, and that car is rated low on the speed stats

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:08:58 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on December 17, 2007, 12:35:02 AM

You guys are whining too much, there's like 350 events in the full game, the map is huge, and you can always load a custom soundtrack. If you find yourself driving around aimlessly listening to DJ whatthefuckever all the time, then you're probably just stupid

STUNT MODE STILL FUCKING SUCKS

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:10:20 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on December 17, 2007, 12:35:02 AM

You guys are whining too much, there's like 350 events in the full game, the map is huge, and you can always load a custom soundtrack. If you find yourself driving around aimlessly listening to DJ whatthefuckever all the time, then you're probably just stupid

no one wants to drive around a map, the events in the demo were boring so why should we have faith in the full game?

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Author Topic: DJ Atomica FOR YOU on Crash FM only in Paradise City! (Read 5769 times)