the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth

[Van Cruncheon]

my wife is steadfastly refusing to let me officially change my name to "throbert" :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

wrong forum, lulz, i blame orthodox relationships

[TVC15]

Throbert?

[Van Cruncheon]

throbert.

throbert pusillanimous corncob erickson the sexteenth, in full

[Mandark]

Think of the toddler!

No, really.  How hard would that be to pronounce?

[Van Cruncheon]

"r" and "l" are difficult for her, but i like to set the bar high

[Himu]

are you throbbing?

[Tauntaun]

"r" and "l" are difficult for her, but i like to set the bar high

You married to one o them shifty eyes? 

[Van Cruncheon]

no, she's just 3-and-a-half.

[Tauntaun]

no, she's just 3-and-a-half.

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Can she teach me and my wife ninja stuff or kung fu, you know depending on if she's Japanese or Chinese.  If she's Korean she could just teach us how to fight communism I guess.      There's several of us married here it seems, we should start an EB married club so we can all sit around and have distant describe what if feels like to have a butt plug in.

[Tauntaun]

throbert.

throbert pusillanimous corncob erickson the sexteenth, in full

That name kicks all sorts of ass btw.  I'd watch you JO with that kind of name.

[Van Cruncheon]

she's half-swede, half-kraut, so she could teach you to BE METAL

[Tauntaun]

she's half-swede, half-kraut, so she could teach you to BE METAL

YEAAAAAHH     MURMAIDER!!   SCUBBA TANK FILLED WITH FARTS!    My wife's a Euromut.  I'm mostly Norwegian then Irish and Welsh.

[Van Cruncheon]

well, more specifically, i am 3/4 swede and 1/4 welsh. my wife is half kraut, 1/4 frog, and 1/4 brit. euromutt TOTAL!

[Tauntaun]

You said she has trouble with some letters is she originally from Europe?  While my wife's ancestry is euromutt she was born in America.  Her great (great?) grandfather was a chef for Ferdinand (the guy who's assassination sparked WWI) but he jumped ship and came to America.

[Van Cruncheon]

most 3ish kids have trouble with r and l -- it's the soft palate. her l's have improved in the last year.

edit: my wife is very articulate. OMG COMIC MISUNDERSTANDING!

[Tauntaun]

most 3ish kids have trouble with r and l -- it's the soft palate. her l's have improved in the last year.

Oh so you did mean your daughter, I thought you meant your wife, I'm all sorts of confused, don't mind me. 

[Van Cruncheon]

i told my wife what was going on and she said CHING CHONG BING BONG

[Tauntaun]

i told my wife what was going on and she said CHING CHONG BING BONG

  That's awesome she speaks chinese!