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Van Cruncheon

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the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« on: December 21, 2007, 01:27:23 AM »
my wife is steadfastly refusing to let me officially change my name to "throbert" :punch :'(
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 01:27:53 AM »
wrong forum, lulz, i blame orthodox relationships
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 01:32:41 AM »
Throbert?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 01:36:48 AM »
throbert.

throbert pusillanimous corncob erickson the sexteenth, in full
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 01:38:56 AM »
Think of the toddler!

No, really.  How hard would that be to pronounce?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 01:39:24 AM »
"r" and "l" are difficult for her, but i like to set the bar high
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 01:42:34 AM »
are you throbbing?
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 03:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 01:39:24 AM
"r" and "l" are difficult for her, but i like to set the bar high

You married to one o them shifty eyes?  :ninja
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 03:21:37 PM »
no, she's just 3-and-a-half.
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 03:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 03:21:37 PM
no, she's just 3-and-a-half.

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Can she teach me and my wife ninja stuff or kung fu, you know depending on if she's Japanese or Chinese.  If she's Korean she could just teach us how to fight communism I guess.   ;)   There's several of us married here it seems, we should start an EB married club so we can all sit around and have distant describe what if feels like to have a butt plug in.
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 03:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 01:36:48 AM
throbert.

throbert pusillanimous corncob erickson the sexteenth, in full

That name kicks all sorts of ass btw.  I'd watch you JO with that kind of name.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 03:27:38 PM »
she's half-swede, half-kraut, so she could teach you to BE METAL
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 03:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
she's half-swede, half-kraut, so she could teach you to BE METAL

YEAAAAAHH  :rock   MURMAIDER!!   SCUBBA TANK FILLED WITH FARTS!  :rock  My wife's a Euromut.  I'm mostly Norwegian then Irish and Welsh.
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »
well, more specifically, i am 3/4 swede and 1/4 welsh. my wife is half kraut, 1/4 frog, and 1/4 brit. euromutt TOTAL!
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 03:37:49 PM »
You said she has trouble with some letters is she originally from Europe?  While my wife's ancestry is euromutt she was born in America.  Her great (great?) grandfather was a chef for Ferdinand (the guy who's assassination sparked WWI) but he jumped ship and came to America.
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2007, 03:41:18 PM »
most 3ish kids have trouble with r and l -- it's the soft palate. her l's have improved in the last year.

edit: my wife is very articulate. OMG COMIC MISUNDERSTANDING!
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2007, 03:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 03:41:18 PM
most 3ish kids have trouble with r and l -- it's the soft palate. her l's have improved in the last year.

Oh so you did mean your daughter, I thought you meant your wife, I'm all sorts of confused, don't mind me.  :dizzy
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2007, 03:46:26 PM »
i told my wife what was going on and she said CHING CHONG BING BONG
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Re: the tyranny of marriage, part the umpteenth
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2007, 03:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 21, 2007, 03:46:26 PM
i told my wife what was going on and she said CHING CHONG BING BONG

:rofl  That's awesome she speaks chinese!
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