Author Topic: I got married!/I'm going to Europe AND BEYOND. With pictures! (Read 3849 times)

GilloD · « **on:** December 30, 2007, 11:30:07 PM »

Gentlemen, ladies of Evilbore: I got married. It was good. Weeks of skimping and planning, last minute panics and cancellations gave way to a perfectly wonderful day. I got plenty of "Are you sure?"s before the wedding, but I've never been so sure of anything before. It sounds goofy and I didn't get it until now, but I "knew".

Anyhow, pics of the wedding are below. But at noon tommorrow we leave for Dublin, where we'll be for 11 hours, then on to Vienna, Prague, Brno, Morrocco and Berlin for a few weeks. I've promised to do updates for family and friends and I figure I may as well post here. I'm not sure what our internet situation will be; The laptop we had planned to take is crapping out as I speak. But we should be able to find some internet cafes and the like for text updates, with a pic orgy afterwards. So, uh, keep an eye out.

So, without further interruption.

Here I am on Christmas, 4 days before the wedding:

Here she is 4 days before the wedding:

Here is where we got married!:

Later, I purchased her brother candy smokes. I thought this was pretty much the funniest thing I had ever done:

Then we got married!:

Then we took pictures at the beach and she said she could pick me up and I said she couldn't and she couldn't. Then we got more candy smokes and played Skee Ball:

Pretty much the most fun you can have with a 10 year old boy is to order him a couple of espressos, let him eat from the sugar bowl and then watch him take artsy pictures of his brow:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:33:25 PM »

She's cute.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:34:10 PM »

DUDE CONGRATS!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:36:25 PM »

Congrats.

But, how can you travel Europe? Doesn't middle school start up again in a week?

GilloD · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:36:39 PM »

We almost didn't have a cake. Her mother was making the cake and she overfilled the pans for easy leveling. But the pans overflowed while baking, spilled their batter onto th oven bottom and caught fire. Hence:

But we had a cake and it was lovely:

And then I got too drunk!:

THE END FOR NOW. These were mostly pictures her little brother took. The pro pictures and friend pictures are still incoming.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:37:57 PM »

you look approximately 100000 times better without glasses

GilloD · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 30, 2007, 11:36:25 PM

Congrats.

But, how can you travel Europe? Doesn't middle school start up again in a week?

We are young folks. I'm 23, she's 21. And she already has her Master's. I feel like a bum. But we got married to serve together in the Peace Corps! And because it makes us happy, yessir.

GilloD · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:39:05 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 30, 2007, 11:37:57 PM

you look approximately 100000 times better without glasses

I was thinking about that reviewing these photos. But I pretty much need glasses to function and contacts have never fit my eyes. I have some weird shaped eyes or something, the doctor was flummoxed last time I tried to get them.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:39:43 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 30, 2007, 11:38:03 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 30, 2007, 11:36:25 PM
Congrats.

But, how can you travel Europe? Doesn't middle school start up again in a week?

We are young folks. I'm 23, she's 21. And she already has her Master's. I feel like a bum. But we got married to serve together in the Peace Corps! And because it makes us happy, yessir.

And she's smart too. Congrats again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:40:13 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 30, 2007, 11:39:05 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on December 30, 2007, 11:37:57 PM
you look approximately 100000 times better without glasses

I was thinking about that reviewing these photos. But I pretty much need glasses to function and contacts have never fit my eyes. I have some weird shaped eyes or something, the doctor was flummoxed last time I tried to get them.

I think they look good.

GilloD · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 30, 2007, 11:40:13 PM

Quote from: GilloD on December 30, 2007, 11:39:05 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on December 30, 2007, 11:37:57 PM
you look approximately 100000 times better without glasses

I was thinking about that reviewing these photos. But I pretty much need glasses to function and contacts have never fit my eyes. I have some weird shaped eyes or something, the doctor was flummoxed last time I tried to get them.

I think they look good.

I'm always sort of the fence about it. After Peace Corps, maybe I'll think about contacts. Generally, I like how I look without glasses, but I'm so used to having them it's sort of like saying, "Well, if I could just get 20,000 bucks in facial surgery, I could look great!". It seems unreal, not even worth considering. I like glasses, I'm just not always sure I like me with them.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:49:29 PM »

Congrats!
BTW are you the one that went out with the crazy Indian girl?

GilloD · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on December 30, 2007, 11:49:29 PM

Congrats!
BTW are you the one that went out with the crazy Indian girl?

I dated plenty of crazy girls, none of them Indian.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:51:37 PM »

Must of being thinking of someone else. Good you found a sane one at last.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:34:50 AM »

So what are the chances that this happy marriage gets manabyted?

And have you depucelated her dugs yet?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:49:10 AM »

he shall frig himself uponst her bosoms, and then depucelate her feminine sectors, and lastly embugger her in the fashion of curs rutting

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:49:33 AM »

"Very well," said Duclos, "I have seen a man whose mania was straitly connected with observing a woman give birth; he would frig himself when seeing her labor pains begin, and used to discharge squarely upon the infant's head directly as it hove into view."

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:52:04 AM »

you look distinguished mentally-challenged. i hope that's just your drunk face. but that doesn't explain the guy in the other photo with you stuffing your face with cake. he related?

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:53:58 AM »

Congrats, dude. That chick is hot.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:55:12 AM »

no no i'm kidding i'm drunk i swear. how do you edit posts again?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:58:47 AM »

Congratulations!!

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:05:27 AM »

That same evening, Michette, after having eaten a big supper, is hung head downward until she vas vomited everything upon Curval, who stands frigging himself beneath her and eating the manna that descends from on high.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:19:38 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:28:36 AM »

CONGRATS

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:43:52 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on December 31, 2007, 03:25:25 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 31, 2007, 03:19:38 AM
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What is this?

I'm laughing my ass off :/

"He used to like to slap the whore's face: as a mature man he twists her head"

Oh man, this is like getting bedtime stories again.

Marquis de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom. Google it and you will find translations of it fo' free.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:05:58 AM »

hey congratulations, she looks like a catch

bluemax · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:27:40 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 30, 2007, 11:38:03 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 30, 2007, 11:36:25 PM
Congrats.

But, how can you travel Europe? Doesn't middle school start up again in a week?

We are young folks. I'm 23, she's 21. And she already has her Master's. I feel like a bum. But we got married to serve together in the Peace Corps! And because it makes us happy, yessir.

Holy shit this makes me feel old and I'm 25! My gf is 24 and we both just finished undergrad this year (her in May and me in December).

The dude on the left looks my younger brother, weird.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:29:14 AM »

don't feel old, lots of people are getting married at an older age these days, they just did it so they could do the Peace Corps together, I'm sure they would have waited longer if that wasnt in the cards

GilloD · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:36:05 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 31, 2007, 04:29:14 AM

don't feel old, lots of people are getting married at an older age these days, they just did it so they could do the Peace Corps together, I'm sure they would have waited longer if that wasnt in the cards

Agreed. I think we would have been married, just not so suddenly. But. That's life, so good deal.

bork · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:26:27 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS, GILLOD!!!!

You guys look very happy together...have fun on your honeymoon!

It's already been almost six months since I got married, and it's been great.

GilloD · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:33:09 PM »

We're leaving in 30 minutes! I'm kind of nervous. I'm well traveled within the states, but I've never been outside. I have plenty of friends from other countries, but. It's the weird feeling that all this data, all these imaginings you have about a place are about to come to terms with the reality of it. It's a gigantic reconciling and it's making making me anxious, although terribly excited.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:42:11 PM »

I'm going to miss you. love you guys. take care. eat cake. sex. buttsex

GilloD · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 31, 2007, 12:42:11 PM

I'm going to miss you. love you guys. take care. eat cake. sex. buttsex

My favorite kind of sex is fucksex.

Anyway, bye for awhile dudes.

Eric P · « **Reply #33 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:01:56 PM »

good luck!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:14:25 PM »

Have fun and try not to get buttfucked by any shifty Europeans. Maybe you could meet up with Jarosh and visit cloud in his basement.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:19:35 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on December 31, 2007, 01:14:25 PM

Have fun and try not to get buttfucked by any shifty Europeans. Maybe you could meet up with Jarosh and visit cloud in his basement.

First you warn him about getting buttfucked by a European and then you suggest that he meet up with Jarosh. Make up your mind.

Robo · « **Reply #36 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:29:58 PM »

Without glasses, Gillo kinda looks like a more portly version of that cigarillo Pete Doherty.

Anyway, congratulations and good luck!

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:30:37 PM »

Congrats, and enjoy the honeymoon!

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Author Topic: I got married!/I'm going to Europe AND BEYOND. With pictures! (Read 3849 times)