Author Topic: What's your lifetime record in fights? (Read 2033 times)

Hollywood · « **on:** January 02, 2008, 02:06:08 AM »

I've never really fought anyone, except once kinda, so I think I'm 1-0. In grade school we were on a field trip or something and this one kid I was joking on got pissed and tried to punch me and I put him in a headlock and took him out before it got broke up. Pretty impressive, I know.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:08:31 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:08:49 AM »

1-2

SMH

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:08:52 AM »

Best way to win a fight is to kick the other dude in the nuts while avoiding him kicking your own. Pro-tip.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:09:50 AM »

Nah I'd rather kill a man than kick him in the nuts

Hollywood · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:11:08 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 02, 2008, 02:08:31 AM

8/10

You lost two? Aren't you black? Whats the deal?

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:17:40 AM »

I was just rating this thread $:-\$

Hollywood · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 02, 2008, 02:17:40 AM

I was just rating this thread $:-\$

Oops .. I mean to quote PhoenixDark. Damn and he's 1-2.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:30:03 AM »

I've gotten in a few scuffles. I've got in a fight about maybe 8-9 times. I lost one fight in sixth grade though. That nicca tore me up!

Rman · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:17:40 PM »

1-1-1.

The draw was a school yard fight that was broken up. No one really got any decent hits in.

I hated fighting. I always thought it was just some macho crap that young boys were culturally required to do.

Beats "internet" fighting and bullying that today's pussies are doing, though.

I'm a man of peace now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:37:32 PM »

First fight: Got my ass beat and dragged to the curb in front of my little brother; I was around 7 or 8. I think I posted about it already :'(

Second fight: I played JV and varsity basktball at this Baptist school. While in JV I had a crush (*sigh*) on the pastor's daughter; she was dating this HS asshole 3 years older than her. When he found out he kept trying to start shit with me. At one point he tried kicking me off our team bus (it wasn't moving duh) but I was able to throw him out instead. A bit later he jumped me and blasted me in the back of the head. PUSSY. I was like 14

Third: Last year I saw my friend's little sister getting harassed by some older dudes so I intervened. She's 15, and the guys were at least 19. Most of them left once I arrived but one remained, trying to egg me on. As I knelt down to pick up her books he swung at me so I dodged out the way and busted him in the jaw. Almost broke my fucking hand.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:43:22 PM »

Never lost a fight.

6-0-1

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:52:13 PM »

Don't remember how many I have been in, but I have only lost one.

It was this dirty african american in tennessee on my way to the boys and girls club. he told me he fucked my mother so i ran over to fight him and he kicked my ass in front of my "girlfriend". i learned how to fight after that.

Stocky · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:57:36 PM »

Outside of fighting my older brothers (5 and 6 years older than me), I've never lost a fight. Put up a good few in my high school/middle school days.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:01:57 PM »

One on one fights?
5-1-1

I chickened out a lot so my record would be a lot worse. I also don't count getting beat up by a group.

Rman · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:22:22 PM »

I did not include groups as well. It's not a fair fight. It's a beatdown.

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:34:10 PM »

13-0-1 , and Including groups 15-0-1. A bunch of older (than my cousin, about the same age as me at the time) kids tried to beat on my little cousin so I beat the fuck out of thirteen of the bastards. The rest of the scattered. and they didn't try to jump me all at once. had I might have gotten a scratch or two. This was at a christian basketball camp too

The one draw was to a guy that, 8 years after the fight, became my cousins fiance.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:36:48 PM »

I've only particpated in group fights. I don't think I could ever get mad enough (or piss someone off) to take someone on one v one.

Shuri · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2008, 12:02:47 AM »

For some reasons, when I was a kid, I had no notions of concept such as 'self preservation' and 'good common sence', so when I was in 3rd grade, every time some older kid from the 6th grade would pick on me or one of my friend, I would get into a fight with him. It always ended up in me bleeding all over the place, but eh, i weirdly felt like a god after that.

What was up with me, I dont know

MCD · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2008, 12:07:49 AM »

I'm a peaceful taco

drohne · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2008, 01:17:16 AM »

0-1 in my adult life. i don't really remember it, but apparently i got really drunk at a party that was taking place on my friend's sloped front lawn, said something rude to some guy's girlfriend, took an awkward swing at the guy, and then fell, rolling down the hill and hurting my hand

as i said, i didn't really remember the incident, and coincidentally this huge rugby player had broken his nose the same night -- the next day my friends told me i'd hurt my hand by punching him in the face, and that he was going to hunt me down and kill me. i was terrified. assholes.

so yeah, no more fights for me

Prost · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:15:54 PM »

like 30-9, all 9 losses are to my older brother, who I fought 9 times, lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2008, 01:35:09 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 04, 2008, 07:46:01 PM

Kinda 0-0.

Would like to get in one sometime though, even if that means I lose.

Me too. Wanna meet up and fight?

Boogie · « **Reply #23 on:** January 05, 2008, 01:50:21 AM »

Out on tha streetz (aka, the 8th grade schoolyard), I have a whopping record of 0-0, with 1 draw.

In the gym, no freakin' clue.

Boogie · « **Reply #24 on:** January 05, 2008, 01:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Prost on January 04, 2008, 04:15:54 PM

like 30-9, all 9 losses are to my older brother, who I fought 9 times, lol

Well shit, if I include fights against my brother, i'm like 50-0.

Prost · « **Reply #25 on:** January 05, 2008, 03:46:42 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 05, 2008, 01:51:47 AM

Quote from: Prost on January 04, 2008, 04:15:54 PM
like 30-9, all 9 losses are to my older brother, who I fought 9 times, lol

Well shit, if I include fights against my brother, i'm like 50-0.

and if i dont them i'm 30-0 ;P

they were good ones.... but he was just 6 years older/stronger.

Stocky · « **Reply #26 on:** January 05, 2008, 11:45:15 AM »

If I include fights with my older brothers, I'd probably be about 20-293823

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