0-1 in my adult life. i don't really remember it, but apparently i got really drunk at a party that was taking place on my friend's sloped front lawn, said something rude to some guy's girlfriend, took an awkward swing at the guy, and then fell, rolling down the hill and hurting my hand
as i said, i didn't really remember the incident, and coincidentally this huge rugby player had broken his nose the same night -- the next day my friends told me i'd hurt my hand by punching him in the face, and that he was going to hunt me down and kill me. i was terrified. assholes.
so yeah, no more fights for me