If a woman hit you with a closed fist...

[Mupepe]

would you knock her ass out?

[Powerslave]

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[Joe Molotov]

I'd headbutt her in the ovaries.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd hold her arms and passionately kiss her.  Movies have taught me that this is the right thing to do in such situations. 

[Saint Cornelius]

I can not BELIEVE that a nice guy like Mups would aggravate a girl in real life so much that she had to haul off and belt him. This MUST be a hypothetical, as iOliver would say.

[Mupepe]

I would block her attempt to attack me, twist her around and embrace her lovingly from behind.  Then I'd toss it in her butt - no lube - then tell her "this hurts me more than it hurts you".

I can not BELIEVE that a nice guy like Mups would aggravate a girl in real life so much that she had to haul off and belt him. This MUST be a hypothetical, as iOliver would say.

definitely hypothetical.  fighting a woman would imply I have contact with a woman

[Human Snorenado]

I don't believe in hitting women, so no.  I would, however, grab her arms, restrain her and then rub my hairy asshole all over her face.  I figure that would teach her.

[Bloodwake]

I don't believe in hitting women, so no.  I would, however, grab her arms, restrain her and then rub my hairy asshole all over her face.  I figure that would teach her.

I second this.

[Mupepe]

i'd like to wrestle in pudding with some chubby women

[The Fake Shemp]

You all are distinguished mentally-challenged.  What if it's some martial arts expert computer hacker assassin like Maggie Q from Die Hard?  Then you'd have no choice but to go all John McClane on her (punching, brawling, hitting with a car, etc.).  The fact that you all underestimate how lethal the opposite sex can be will be your undoing!

[Mupepe]

You all are distinguished mentally-challenged.  What if it's some martial arts expert computer hacker assassin like Maggie Q from Die Hard?  Then you'd have no choice but to go all John McClane on her (punching, brawling, hitting with a car, etc.).  The fact that you all underestimate how lethal the opposite sex can be will be your undoing!

Well at least EB apparently has a better male to female ratio than GAF.

57.2% of EB is apparently male.

[lordmaji]

it's easy for a gay man to hit a woman...

[SpudBud]

I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.

[demi]

it's easy for a gay man to hit a woman...

it is, very much so

[Tauntaun]

You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge.  She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning!   

[lordmaji]

I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.

Because you have 3 sisters?
If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?

Or are you a racist

He beat the shit out of his sisters so much, it's boring to him now.

[Madrun Badrun]

You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge.  She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning!   

 

[SpudBud]

I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.

Because you have 3 sisters?
If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?

Or are you a racist

He beat the shit out of his sisters so much, it's boring to him now.

Exactly.

[Rman]

Nope. 

[Mupepe]

You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge.  She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning!   

post of the year (starting early)

[Powerslave]

I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.

I would gladly hit (on) your sisters.

[SpudBud]

I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.

I would gladly hit (on) your sisters.

I'm sure you would.

[Powerslave]

I just said I did.

[SpudBud]

I just said I did.

I know you did.

[Powerslave]

Thanks for the confirmation.

[SpudBud]

Thanks for the confirmation.

Anytime.

[Powerslave]

Wait you're not mad are you?

[SpudBud]

Wait you're not mad are you?

Why would I be?

[Powerslave]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

[Madrun Badrun]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

I think he's OK with it.

I talked about his sisters all night long with his mother. 

[Tauntaun]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

[SpudBud]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

[Powerslave]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Definitely mad.

[SpudBud]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Is that a challenge? 
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. 

No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. 

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Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz

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[Mupepe]

We can make them cheat

[SpudBud]

We can make them cheat

Maybe, maybe not. You will never know. Muhahaha!

[Powerslave]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Is that a challenge? 
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. 

what do you mean with 'their' msn?

[Phoenix Dark]

No, it would be like hitting a small child. I'd just restrain her arms and put her on the ground before she could kick my balls. Then I'd slowly walk away backwards, just in case

[Mupepe]

No, it would be like hitting a small child. I'd just restrain her arms and put her on the ground before she could kick my balls. Then I'd slowly walk away backwards, just in case

like hitting a small child?  fuck that.  small children aren't fully aware of their actions and their impact.  *smack smack*

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Is that a challenge? 
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. 

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No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. 

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Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz

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I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).

Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters.  Which is it?  Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid

QFT

[SpudBud]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Is that a challenge? 
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. 

(Image removed from quote.)
No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. 

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Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz

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I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).

Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters.  Which is it?  Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid

Your logic is flawless!

[Powerslave]

you guys suck at quoting 

[SpudBud]

Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.

You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat 

Is that a challenge? 
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. 

(Image removed from quote.)
No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz

[close]

I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).

Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters.  Which is it?  Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid

Your logic is flawless!

Too bad your sisters' morals aren't!
my msn:  radiohead47@hotmail.com

Your move

Ha, I like you. You got spunk.

[SpudBud]

That's not me.

I'm the other guy.

[demi]

Synbios still lurks, god damn loser

[SpudBud]

Synbios still lurks, god damn loser

I'm pretty sure it's him now.

[Van Cruncheon]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

[Flannel Boy]

For pragmatic reasons I would not hit her back. If it was the good old days, I'd tell the church she was a witch and have her tortured, raped, and burned at the stake.

[Flannel Boy]

Really, I'd probably be happy that a woman touched me.

[Mupepe]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

and LOL at synbios IM'ing FA

[Madrun Badrun]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

You let your wife man handle you?

Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. 

[Mupepe]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

You let your wife man handle you?

Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. 

he's too old to fight back

[Madrun Badrun]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

You let your wife man handle you?

Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. 

he's too old to fight back

Mupepe lets make a suicide pack so we never become feeble like Drinky. 

[Van Cruncheon]

nah, i just know that my wife would have no reason to initiate a fistfight with me, and my daughter is too cute and tiny. if they had reason to coldcock me, i musta done something pretty fuckin' awful. there's no scenario where my wife would punch me where i didn't start it and thus be responsible for it. random crazy chicks, though? yikes!

[Mupepe]

if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.

You let your wife man handle you?

Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. 

he's too old to fight back

Mupepe lets make a suicide pack so we never become feeble like Drinky. 

yeah i don't like the idea of pissing in a bag.  sorry, prole

[Van Cruncheon]

arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?

[Flannel Boy]

arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?

I don't think slaves have a choice.

[Madrun Badrun]

nah, i just know that my wife would have no reason to initiate a fistfight with me, and my daughter is too cute and tiny. if they had reason to coldcock me, i musta done something pretty fuckin' awful. there's no scenario where my wife would punch me where i didn't start it and thus be responsible for it. random crazy chicks, though? yikes!

A dominate bottom.  I think thats the term used when the submissive is egging on the punishment. 

arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?

I would not. 

[Van Cruncheon]

no way i would be a bottom. if i were sodomizing you, arvie, i would totally be the duc to your michette.

[ToxicAdam]

I had a little spitfire (5'1) that would constantly throw shit and swing at me. I would just grab her by the wrists and use her own fists to punch herself in the face.

 


After 3 years, she finally got me. I was packing up my shit to leave (again) and she threw an oak bedpost (the thing that rests on top of the post) that split open the back of my head. I had to get 7 stitches to close it up.


I was so pissed I called the cops and pressed charges against her. She spent the night in jail. I went and picked her up the next morning and we went home and had sex.

[Flannel Boy]

The doctors claimed that the brain damage would be permanent, but you showed them...