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I would block her attempt to attack me, twist her around and embrace her lovingly from behind. Then I'd toss it in her butt - no lube - then tell her "this hurts me more than it hurts you".
I can not BELIEVE that a nice guy like Mups would aggravate a girl in real life so much that she had to haul off and belt him. This MUST be a hypothetical, as iOliver would say.
I don't believe in hitting women, so no. I would, however, grab her arms, restrain her and then rub my hairy asshole all over her face. I figure that would teach her.
You all are distinguished mentally-challenged. What if it's some martial arts expert computer hacker assassin like Maggie Q from Die Hard? Then you'd have no choice but to go all John McClane on her (punching, brawling, hitting with a car, etc.). The fact that you all underestimate how lethal the opposite sex can be will be your undoing!
it's easy for a gay man to hit a woman...
Quote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:02:27 PMI have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.Because you have 3 sisters?If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?Or are you a racist
I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.
You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge. She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning!
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 03:06:02 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:02:27 PMI have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.Because you have 3 sisters?If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?Or are you a racistHe beat the shit out of his sisters so much, it's boring to him now.
Quote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:02:27 PMI have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.I would gladly hit (on) your sisters.
I just said I did.
Thanks for the confirmation.
Wait you're not mad are you?
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.
Quote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat
Quote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:41:04 PMQuote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat Is that a challenge? Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
We can make them cheat
No, it would be like hitting a small child. I'd just restrain her arms and put her on the ground before she could kick my balls. Then I'd slowly walk away backwards, just in case
Quote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 04:00:53 PMQuote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 03:50:24 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:41:04 PMQuote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat Is that a challenge? Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. (Image removed from quote.)No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. spoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 03:50:24 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:41:04 PMQuote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat Is that a challenge? Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. (Image removed from quote.)No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. spoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]
Quote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 04:24:13 PMQuote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 04:21:15 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 04:00:53 PMQuote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 03:50:24 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:41:04 PMQuote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat Is that a challenge? Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. (Image removed from quote.)No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. spoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid Your logic is flawless! Too bad your sisters' morals aren't!my msn: radiohead47@hotmail.comYour move
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 04:21:15 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 04:00:53 PMQuote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 03, 2008, 03:50:24 PMQuote from: SpudBud on January 03, 2008, 03:41:04 PMQuote from: Powerslave on January 03, 2008, 03:37:41 PMDunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat Is that a challenge? Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work. (Image removed from quote.)No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. spoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid Your logic is flawless!
Synbios still lurks, god damn loser
if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
Quote from: Professor Prole on January 03, 2008, 05:19:56 PMif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.You let your wife man handle you? Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland.
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 03, 2008, 05:41:07 PMQuote from: Professor Prole on January 03, 2008, 05:19:56 PMif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.You let your wife man handle you? Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. he's too old to fight back
Quote from: Mupepe on January 03, 2008, 05:42:26 PMQuote from: Father_Mike on January 03, 2008, 05:41:07 PMQuote from: Professor Prole on January 03, 2008, 05:19:56 PMif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.You let your wife man handle you? Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland. he's too old to fight backMupepe lets make a suicide pack so we never become feeble like Drinky.
arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?
nah, i just know that my wife would have no reason to initiate a fistfight with me, and my daughter is too cute and tiny. if they had reason to coldcock me, i musta done something pretty fuckin' awful. there's no scenario where my wife would punch me where i didn't start it and thus be responsible for it. random crazy chicks, though? yikes!