If Jesus returned today, how do you think he would respond?

[lordmaji]

Too how we are, our society, politics, race in general?

What do you guys/girls think he would think/say?

[Mupepe]

He'd be disgusted and ask his father to destroy us

[Bloodwake]

He'd change his mind and rapture up all the sinners. Jesus would then line up every fundamentalist and torture them like the Romans tortured Jesus.

[lordmaji]

"LOL"

[Madrun Badrun]

I would introduce him to internet and he would be far to busy catching up on a decade of porn to call any Armageddon into play. 

[Powerslave]

'Jesus fucking Christ'

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't male porn stars usually start off doing gay porn?  Would Jesus of Sodom be his stage name? 

[Mupepe]

I wonder what he'd think of "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ"

If he's cool at all, he'd think it was pretty funny

[CurseoftheGods]

[lordmaji]

Porn starring Jesus "The Long Dong King of Kings" Christ

Cuntravaging: I:69
Anal Revelations
Virgin Mothers
Anal Disciples of Christ
Four Skanks of the Apocalypse
Kingdom Cum
&
The Second Cumming.

[Mupepe]

SICK

[lordmaji]

"Hollaaaaa!!!!" - J.H.C

[Van Cruncheon]

he would probably go around trying to help aids victims, ghetto crazies, and hobos on his own, get his holy self picked up by homeland security, get sent to gitmo for being an annoying brownskin with a radical anti-government agenda, and die under mysterious circumstances. on the plus side, all our cross symbology would be replaced with stylized waterboards or battery cables.

[Human Snorenado]

he would probably go around trying to help aids victims, ghetto crazies, and hobos on his own, get his holy self picked up by homeland security, get sent to gitmo for being an annoying brownskin with a radical anti-government agenda, and die under mysterious circumstances. on the plus side, all our cross symbology would be replaced with stylized waterboards or battery cables.

If Christians would start wearing battery cables on their nipples, I think I might start dating Christians again.

[lordmaji]

he would probably go around trying to help aids victims, ghetto crazies, and hobos on his own, get his holy self picked up by homeland security, get sent to gitmo for being an annoying brownskin with a radical anti-government agenda, and die under mysterious circumstances. on the plus side, all our cross symbology would be replaced with stylized waterboards or battery cables.

that is awesome.

[Flannel Boy]

It doesn't matter what he's say as people would ignore him like they ignored David Koresh.

[Van Cruncheon]

you mean he was already ignored when he came back as david koresh!

[Flannel Boy]

you mean he was already ignored when he came back as david koresh!

oh prole

[Phoenix Dark]

He'd probably be hiding from Mossad

[Flannel Boy]

He'd probably be hiding from Mossad

Good! Don't need any more religious fanatics causing problems in the "Holy Lands".

[Madrun Badrun]

you mean he was already ignored when he came back as david koresh!

 

[Beezy]

"LOL"

[lordmaji]

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You know what's funny? We have a framed version of this picture in the office.

[Phoenix Dark]

Kalamazoo Penitentiary

[lordmaji]

Kalamazoo Penitentiary

Wait, what?  Kalamazoo is a real place?  Awesome

http://www.kalamazoocity.org/portal/index.php


Kalamazoo is the largest city in the southwest region of the U.S. state of Michigan AKA its a place for fegs and pink elephants

Hey, I live there.

I'm sorry you live in Kalamazoo a place where fegs and Pink Elephants roam free to rape your father and go out shopping with your mother.

You were cooler when you were poor.  Now you're just annoying.

Did his daddy or mammy win the lotto? or is he typing from a cardboard box?

[Himu]

man, this thread needs to be archived right fucking now because i'm postin in a legendary thread

[lordmaji]

You were cooler when you were poor.  Now you're just annoying.

I still am poor to an extent but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Ive been trying to be unfunny for awhile. I can't get through life as a fun person, theres no way.

Most of Kalamazoo is poor too LOL

yeah being poor is fucking hilarious.

Are you really poor? or are you just tugging on our queer pink elephant dicks?

[lordmaji]

You were cooler when you were poor.  Now you're just annoying.

I still am poor to an extent but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Ive been trying to be unfunny for awhile. I can't get through life as a fun person, theres no way.

Most of Kalamazoo is poor too LOL

yeah being poor is fucking hilarious.

I was literally in tears when the mortgage company foreclosed on our house 5 years ago.  It was almost as funny as that time the company I worked for had to send a delinquent tax notice to my parents as well.  OMG I was in stitches.

...hey, Jesus LOL'd.

[Madrun Badrun]

You were cooler when you were poor.  Now you're just annoying.

I still am poor to an extent but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Ive been trying to be unfunny for awhile. I can't get through life as a fun person, theres no way.

Most of Kalamazoo is poor too LOL

yeah being poor is fucking hilarious.

I was literally in tears when the mortgage company foreclosed on our house 5 years ago.  It was almost as funny as that time the company I worked for had to send a delinquent tax notice to my parents as well.  OMG I was in stitches.

I know how you feel.  The day we had to let the coachman and hunter go was a sad day for Dandyland Park.   

[ToxicAdam]

He would probably off himself after being followed around by the paparazzi all day, everyday.

That would make for a great movie though ... Jesus comes back and is treated like a current celebrity. He is going around preaching about peace and tolerance and tabloids are making up stories about him impregnating followers and gaining weight.

"Jesus' 6-pack ab secrets inside!"

"Jesus a bad tipper?"

"Jesus and Paris Hilton? Source say yes!"

[lordmaji]

He would probably off himself after being followed around by the paparazzi all day, everyday.

That would make for a great movie though ... Jesus comes back and is treated like a current celebrity. He is going around preaching about peace and tolerance and tabloids are making up stories about him impregnating followers and gaining weight.

"Jesus' 6-pack ab secrets inside!"

"Jesus a bad tipper?"

"Jesus and Paris Hilton? Source say yes!"

This would be an awesome movie... someone needs to make this. Adam or someone pitch it to someone in Hollywood! GO GO GO! It's your divine mission!