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http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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Man kills, cooks and possibly eats girlfriend, police say

TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.

"We cannot prove that he did," Smith told The Associated Press. "He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it."

Authorities believe Shearer, 21, was abducted from her home Friday night and killed. Her death and mutilation was apparently the beginning of a crime spree that also included McCuin allegedly stabbing the boyfriend of his estranged wife and breaking into a business.

The stabbing victim is in critical condition at an area hospital, officials said.

McCuin, of Tyler, about 110 miles east of Dallas, was charged with capital murder. He was being held in the Smith County Jail on a $2 million bond Sunday and did not have an attorney, officials said. He was scheduled to be arraigned Monday, Smith said.

Before he called 911, McCuin told his mother and her boyfriend to look in their garage, authorities said. There the couple saw the remains of Shearer. McCuin's mother and her boyfriend fled the home and flagged down a police officer. McCuin dialed authorities after they left.

A man who answered the door Sunday night where the body was found declined to comment.

Shearer appeared to have died from blunt trauma to her head, Smith said. She may have been kidnapped Friday night, when her mother witnessed her get into McCuin's truck.

"There was no struggle but she could see the girl left with no shoes, no purse and no cell phone," Smith said.

McCuin then drove to his estranged wife's home, where he stabbed William Veasley, 42, Smith said. McCuin was still in that home when deputies arrived, but escaped in his car after a short chase, Smith said.

"We thought it was a disturbance or an assault," Smith said.

McCuin wasn't seen again until Saturday morning, when he arrived at his mother's home and called her into the garage so she could "come see what he had done," Smith said.

When sheriff deputies arrived, McCuin barricaded himself in the home for a short time before coming out. After he emerged, officers entered and found Shearer's body, Sgt. Gary Middleton said.

Detectives were trying to determine where the slaying happened. They think McCuin drove to his mother's home with the dead woman in the back seat of his extended-cab pickup, Smith said.


Freddy Castillo, who lives two houses down, said he frequently heard McCuin and his girlfriend argue in the house and the yard.

"They would get pretty loud," Castillo said. "They'd yell back and forth and then he would just get in his car and leave."


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was she hot?  I think I'd only be able to eat a woman if she was hot.

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Only in Texas!

I was guessing Germany or Florida.
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was she hot?  I think I'd only be able to eat a woman if she was hot.

That will be TVC's excuse when he fillets and eats you.
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was she hot?  I think I'd only be able to eat a woman if she was hot.
There's a photo of her at the 26 second mark of the video

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview#cnnSTCVideo

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Himu was this a friend of yours?

Did you have a high walk-by drive-though experience with him?


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Shit she was hot.  I'd have totally nibbled on her cute ears. 

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was she hot?  I think I'd only be able to eat a woman if she was hot.

Do we need comments like this? Jesus Christ some of you people. Have fun with your ban asshole.





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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2008, 09:21:34 PM »
If someone ate a wrestler GAF would care.
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2008, 09:21:40 PM »
was she hot?  I think I'd only be able to eat a woman if she was hot.

Do we need comments like this? Jesus Christ some of you people. Have fun with your ban asshole.





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If you guys don't stop making off-topic comments like this, you're going to get the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread locked.  :maf
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2008, 09:31:12 PM »
SMH

Don't go getting your ass all up into a boil. I was only joking. 

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2008, 09:32:09 PM »
This is not a thread you should read when you have an upset stomach (like I have right now)...   :yuck

That's horrible.

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2008, 09:33:38 PM »
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If you guys don't stop making off-topic comments like this, you're going to get the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread locked.  :maf


Hey can I create the banner for the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread??  :hyper


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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2008, 09:34:55 PM »
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If you guys don't stop making off-topic comments like this, you're going to get the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread locked.  :maf


Hey can I create the banner for the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread??  :hyper



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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2008, 09:38:27 PM »
I thought black men didn't eat pussy
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2008, 09:40:04 PM »
This is not a thread you should read when you have an upset stomach (like I have right now)...   :yuck

What did you eat? Or should I say whom?

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2008, 09:54:03 PM »
Subway (veggie sub). :lol

Anyway, this thread reminds me of one of Malek's funniest posts:

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Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer suffered from low self esteem and began drinking at an early age. This confused and troubled teen felt rejected by his parents when they decided to divorce. Nevertheless Dahmer's heart did not grow cold and he decided to help poor underprivileged young men. These poor young black boys did not have a place to stay, but the Good Hearted Lionel opened up his home to them. Sure, he raped and killed them and even ate them! But, in a way, didn't society do the chewing for him? Hmmm?

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2008, 10:01:02 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2008, 10:46:43 PM »

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Hey can I create the banner for the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread??  :hyper



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Do it, I always love a good official thread.


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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 10:56:37 PM »
You are being serious?? :lol



No way I'm gonna make a jokethread about this on GAF. Too sensitive people.

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2008, 11:52:02 PM »
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If you guys don't stop making off-topic comments like this, you're going to get the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread locked.  :maf


Hey can I create the banner for the Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police thread??  :hyper



Yes, but don't screw this up. This is serious business.
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2008, 12:00:24 AM »
McCuin, McCain, nobody will tell the difference
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2008, 12:01:22 AM »
one post above, joe.

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2008, 12:13:13 AM »
one post above, joe.

Forget GAF, I thought you were going to make one for us. We need that banner! Otherwise GAF will continue to look down on us, with our unofficial, bannerless threads. :(
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2008, 12:19:24 AM »
I'll totally change this thread's name to "Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread" if somebody makes a banner.
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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2008, 12:24:51 AM »
http://i4.tinypic.com/6xllq15.png

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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2008, 12:58:25 AM »
Limited Police Siren Edition:


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Re: Man fillets, boils, eats his girlfriend, then calls police to turn self in
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2008, 12:59:19 AM »
:lol :lol :lol

That is so fucking awesome.

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Re: Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2008, 01:18:39 AM »
haha sweet
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« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2008, 01:21:50 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2008, 01:40:51 AM »
OMG, yes!

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« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:59 AM »
omg that is awesome
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« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2008, 02:04:27 AM »
Now posting in a legendary thread.
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2008, 10:23:47 AM »
i thought black people did stupid things, not crazy things

have black commedians lied to me?
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2008, 11:10:28 AM »
This is why us whiteys don't want our daughters dating black men....or just men from the south in general.   :P


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On a serious note I feel really bad for the girl and that man definitely had the devil on his shoulder whispering what to do.  :(
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2008, 11:21:26 AM »
This is why us whiteys don't want our daughters dating black men....or just men from the south in general.   :P


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On a serious note I feel really bad for the girl and that man definitely had the devil on his shoulder whispering what to do.  :(
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He's black... therefore that doesn't make him the devil. It was his gf's ex bf, which HE is White... Damn you White Devils to hell. I mean did you guys look to see if there was Camaro tracks in the drive way? or possibly a stock portfolio? :lol
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2008, 11:21:49 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol omg at banner

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« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2008, 11:25:08 AM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol omg at banner

Looks like the left is a Cannibal Corpse cover.
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« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2008, 12:46:54 PM »
:rofl :rofl

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« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2008, 12:50:02 PM »
'and then calls the police' is what makes the banner funny
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« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2008, 12:57:50 PM »
fuck.

this was NOT ME OR ANYONE I KNOW.
 
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« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2008, 12:59:14 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2008, 03:33:27 PM »
Took me a minute to realize this thread wasn't about oral sex.

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« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2008, 04:04:22 PM »
Was it the banner that tipped you off?
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« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2008, 06:05:31 PM »
Oh shit, this is thread of the year material right here.  :lol
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2008, 09:08:49 PM »
Kind of a sick question, but...if he confessed to eating her, did they pump his stomach to get her remains out of his body?
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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2008, 09:33:32 PM »
Well, if I got eaten, I would like my remains pumped out of the body before they were turned to human feces by the cannibal's natural processes.
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« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2008, 09:39:19 PM »
http://www.pasarmiedo.com/issei_sagawa.php


holy shit at Issei Sagawa's story. He literally ate that pussy!

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« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2008, 10:46:07 PM »
I hope no one ever eats me. That's terrifying.
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« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2008, 10:47:31 PM »
I hope no one ever eats me. That's terrifying.
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2008, 12:12:13 AM »
I hope no one ever eats me. That's terrifying.

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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2008, 12:16:21 AM »
O noes Nikki  :lol :lol :lol


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why would the funeral be so expensive to have to take donations. . . unless they make a casket for every individual piece...
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« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2008, 01:07:57 AM »
Oh no, Father_Mike.  Oh no.
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« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2008, 04:48:25 AM »
why would the funeral be so expensive to have to take donations. . . unless they make a casket for every individual piece...

I pictured a human calf with a fork in it inside its own little coffin. And I lol'd.
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Re: The Official Man Eats Girlfriend And Then Calls Police Thread!!!!
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2008, 01:28:37 AM »
So the funeral expenses thing was a sham?
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« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2008, 02:23:38 AM »
The man that ate his girlfriend and then called the police was such an inspiration to us all :(  I'm so sad right now I can't believe this happened
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« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2008, 02:24:51 AM »
You can't trust anybody nowadays.
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