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The Fake Shemp

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"Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« on: January 15, 2008, 04:31:47 PM »
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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 04:36:14 PM »
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 04:37:39 PM »
"I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

 :lol

WHAT THE FUCK
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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 04:38:27 PM »
there are so many tom cruise threads on gaf/eb today.

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brawndolicious

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 04:53:22 PM »
SP?

Tauntaun

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 04:57:26 PM »
"I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

 :lol

WHAT THE FUCK

that part made me go:

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CajoleJuice

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 04:57:53 PM »
SP?

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brawndolicious

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 04:59:13 PM »
okay, wow.  he is insane.

Robo

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 04:59:37 PM »
I wish I could wear turtle neck sweaters.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 05:30:20 PM »
How did that man convert Will Smith? A crazy homeless man incoherently rambling on about the apocalypse makes more sense.

ToxicAdam

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 05:34:07 PM »

Flannel Boy

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 05:36:45 PM »
It's only slightly less plausible than deism.

ToxicAdam

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2008, 05:37:40 PM »
Oh Malek, you motherfucker.

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CajoleJuice

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2008, 05:39:06 PM »
Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?
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Flannel Boy

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 05:39:57 PM »
Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?
About time we ditch virgins and go back to worshiping goddesses.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 06:17:15 PM »
BUT GUYS ITS NO WORSE THAN CATHOLICISM RITE
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Ichirou

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2008, 06:18:21 PM »
Tom Cruise is batshit insane.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2008, 06:20:50 PM »
but he's one of our greatest leading men :bow

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trh

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2008, 06:40:01 PM »
my (ex) friend is buying all of this, what the fuck

Ichirou

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2008, 09:52:07 PM »
Lions for Lambs flopped pretty hard.  Let us hope the age of Tom Cruise as leading man is now over.
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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2008, 11:08:22 PM »

Flannel Boy

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2008, 11:14:54 PM »
Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!

AdmiralViscen

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 11:21:49 PM »
So no one else is capable of helping people? lol

Why doesn't he put words to action and give all his money to Africa instead of the estate of Hubbard?

Barry Egan

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 11:22:15 PM »
Rome had more mystery cults cropping up then you could shake a stick at!

Fresh Prince

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2008, 11:24:27 PM »
Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!
India!
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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2008, 11:26:09 PM »
Hinduism is the worst religion ever.

Fresh Prince

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2008, 11:29:41 PM »
Apart from the gods, ceremonies that involve fire etc. it's true.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2008, 11:39:37 PM »
I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2008, 12:15:55 AM »
I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.
And tons of Canadians fall for them.  Americans are just forward thinking businessmen (except the car industry).

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Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2008, 12:33:56 AM »
Holy fucking shit.  That video was tits up awesome.  I'm signing up.
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