Author Topic: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?" (Read 2640 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:37:39 PM »

"I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

WHAT THE FUCK

bud · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:38:27 PM »

there are so many tom cruise threads on gaf/eb today.

in before lock

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:53:22 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2008, 04:37:39 PM

"I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

WHAT THE FUCK

that part made me go:

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:57:53 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 15, 2008, 04:53:22 PM

SP?

"Suppressive Person, an evil person; someone who criticizes Scientology in any way."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:59:13 PM »

okay, wow. he is insane.

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:59:37 PM »

I wish I could wear turtle neck sweaters.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:30:20 PM »

How did that man convert Will Smith? A crazy homeless man incoherently rambling on about the apocalypse makes more sense.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:34:07 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:36:45 PM »

It's only slightly less plausible than deism.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:37:40 PM »

Oh Malek, you motherfucker.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:39:06 PM »

Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:39:57 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2008, 05:39:06 PM

Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?

About time we ditch virgins and go back to worshiping goddesses.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2008, 06:17:15 PM »

BUT GUYS ITS NO WORSE THAN CATHOLICISM RITE

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2008, 06:18:21 PM »

Tom Cruise is batshit insane.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2008, 06:20:50 PM »

but he's one of our greatest leading men

TOM TOM TOM

trh · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2008, 06:40:01 PM »

my (ex) friend is buying all of this, what the fuck

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2008, 09:52:07 PM »

Lions for Lambs flopped pretty hard. Let us hope the age of Tom Cruise as leading man is now over.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #20 on:** January 15, 2008, 10:16:20 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2008, 05:34:07 PM

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Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:08:22 PM »

For any who missed it

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4249u_tomcruise_animals

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:14:54 PM »

Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #23 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:21:49 PM »

So no one else is capable of helping people? lol

Why doesn't he put words to action and give all his money to Africa instead of the estate of Hubbard?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:22:15 PM »

Rome had more mystery cults cropping up then you could shake a stick at!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 11:14:54 PM

Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!

India!

Powerslave · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:26:09 PM »

Hinduism is the worst religion ever.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:29:41 PM »

Apart from the gods, ceremonies that involve fire etc. it's true.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** January 15, 2008, 11:39:37 PM »

I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:15:55 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 11:39:37 PM

I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.

And tons of Canadians fall for them. Americans are just forward thinking businessmen (except the car industry).

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 16, 2008, 12:33:56 AM »

Holy fucking shit. That video was tits up awesome. I'm signing up.

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