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Eric P

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2008, 01:15:19 AM »
in 2080 I will surely be dead
so don't look ahead
never look ahead

i think i love you


but i have a 401k that's competing with a raging coke habit
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Cormacaroni

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2008, 02:37:55 AM »
I don't think there is any shame in OD'ing when you reach about 80 years old.




...unless it's on orange juice...
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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2008, 02:39:59 AM »
I don't think there is any shame in OD'ing when you reach about 80 years old.




...unless it's on orange juice...


Fuck you man, at least I will die doing the one thing I truly loved.

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2008, 02:52:52 AM »
I don't think there is any shame in OD'ing when you reach about 80 years old.




...unless it's on orange juice...


Fuck you man, at least I will die doing the one thing I truly loved.

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Cormacaroni

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2008, 02:54:02 AM »
I don't think there is any shame in OD'ing when you reach about 80 years old.




...unless it's on orange juice...


Fuck you man, at least I will die doing the one thing I truly loved.

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Barry Egan

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2008, 08:58:22 AM »
ODing via orange juice is TOTALLY the retirement home equivalent of ODing because you're a virile badass.

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2008, 10:41:28 AM »
i can't imagine a worse fate than being stuck on some remote planet with the mouthbreathers and illiterates who think that their accidental wealth validates their uselessness! give me the company of rogues and whores over nattering idiots with pocketbooks, i say

Thats what is great about space colonization - you need more than money to get off of this rock and be accepted into such a community program - and many of the upper financial class simply do not qualify or are just scared shitless of the idea of space travel and would never do what it takes. They would rather attend an award ceremony and go buy a new lambo.

It would also take years of pushing and process administration to get your ducks in a row for such an evacuation.

For example - commercial space-flights are available now and its really not that expensive - you see who is taking them? Its not Brittany.


lordmaji

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Re: Who here thinks about retirement?
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2008, 10:50:36 AM »
I used to... Until I got behind on bills because I had to pay for Wilco's breast reduction. I had to take a 401k loan out for that shit.

Fucking kids.  :maf
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