Author Topic: Updated: Even NEWER Tom Cruise Video increases INSANITY ten fold (Read 11474 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 16, 2008, 11:05:05 PM »

All Tom Cruise, all the time!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:07:27 PM »

Would you let Tom stick it in your ass for a million dollars, Willco? You'd have to keep it secret, of course.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:07:57 PM »

No homo

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »

border · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:39:33 PM »

Where is the crazy interview that spawned this already-driven-into-the-ground gif meme?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:41:38 PM »

Gawker is fighting the good fight to keep it hosted.

Their response to CSI's cease and decist order:

Take that, Scientology!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:48:55 PM »

I'd pretty much let anyone stick it in my ass for a million dollars

i think i could buy a way to burn that from my memory

border · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2008, 11:55:45 PM »

Ehhhh, that is no more scary or funny than a late night Tony Robbins infomercial.

What's an SP?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:00:06 AM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:02:37 AM »

Quote from: border on January 16, 2008, 11:55:45 PM

Ehhhh, that is no more scary or funny than a late night Tony Robbins infomercial.

What's an SP?

Suppressive Person (speaks negatively of L. Ron)

border · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:03:43 AM »

Ohhh, I thought he was talking about Synthesizer Patel!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:05:27 AM »

Um,why did Synthesizer Patel post that Superman comic?

Oh nevermind I got it lol.

sky · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:25:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 16, 2008, 11:41:38 PM

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Weeeellp, that about wraps it up for Gaby Darbyshire.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:30:31 AM »

She'll be dead by sundown!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:53:05 AM »

Mommy, why is that man like that?

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:38:31 AM »

Quote from: Groo on January 17, 2008, 02:31:52 AM

Thing is, it's kind of cohesive for the first couple of minutes. But just in terms of self-motivation and stuff.

It seems to me like some guy in charge of marketing thought "Tom Cruise is a popular guy, let's get him on board to further the religion." For all we know, Tom may be acting ALL of this.

The whole video is pretty great, but my vote for the best part goes to the total non sequitor ending, with the narrator saying like "Tom Cruise has brought dsjdhnfgjsdhgjsh technology to over 1.08 billion people!" as if he cured cancer or aids or something. The fact that the voice is in Congratulatory Announcer mode along with the completely puzzling statement makes it OMG bizarre.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:05:56 AM »

Tom Cruise's last statement about how "there's nothing part of the way for [him]" with the nervous laughter, made me think he was on the verge of a self-realization that would cause mental breakdown right on camera.

Powerslave · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:12:12 AM »

T-Short · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:24:28 AM »

[youtube=425,350]1-0qRwZcsiE[/youtube]

OMG @ 2:12

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:24:17 AM »

sounds like the voice actor for harvey birdman is the narrator

abrader · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:35:04 AM »

Guys Scientology is lame but Tom Cruise is someone to be respected - if anything just because he has done better than all of us.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:41:19 AM »

Quote from: abrader on January 17, 2008, 10:35:04 AM

Guys Scientology is lame but Tom Cruise is someone to be respected - if anything just because he has done better than all of us.

abrader · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:45:34 AM »

I say let the guy do what he wants. Being a nobody freak in scientology is different from being a celebrity who they ass kiss total for endorsements.

But hey I understand - im not nearly as successful as Tom and I already have a hater fan club on the web and in real life.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2008, 11:29:57 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on January 17, 2008, 10:41:19 AM

Quote from: abrader on January 17, 2008, 10:35:04 AM
Guys Scientology is lame but Tom Cruise is someone to be respected - if anything just because he has done better than all of us.

A bigger :rolleyes is needed.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:03:53 PM »

HIP HIP HOOORAAAAYY!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:30:48 PM »

Willco, where can I download the video instead of just streaming it? I must keep it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:42:17 PM »

I have a copy of it in FLV. I'm tempted to upload it on evilbore, but I don't want to be murdered.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:50:18 PM »

Holy crap - Gawker posts more!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:51:04 PM »

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Attached, a couple clips from the ceremony honoring Tom Cruise's official Freedom Medal Of Valor (for Achievement in the Field of Excellence).

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:51:50 PM »

rapidshare

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:54:29 PM »

WOW. WOW. WOW.

The 9/11 stuff is amazing.

"THE EPA SAID THE AIR WAS CLEAN OF COURSE THAT WAS A LIE SO I SAVED THEM WITH HUBBARD TECH!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2008, 01:55:40 PM »

Tom Cruise got Paxil banned too? Wow. Tom Cruise really could be Scientology's No. 2!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:00:07 PM »

Is this bigger than when scientology tried to sue YTMND?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:14:38 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:25:04 PM »

Oh snap! Where's the full hour long version? I want to see the whole thing.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 02:14:38 PM

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And who has an awards ceremony for their religion.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:31:15 PM »

I'm sure others have awards too, but this is nuts.

How does a guy like Tom Cruise get sucked into this whole thing?

abrader · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:32:54 PM »

While Paxil and Psychology are worthless for the most part - some of the other stuff goes too far........like everyone being so in love with Tommy in this thread.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:38:47 PM »

Days of Thunder, guys.

Robo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:41:12 PM »

TOM CRUISE IS A SCIENTOLOGIST

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:43:44 PM »

IF TOM CRUISE HAD BEEN IN CHARGE 9/11 WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!

Powerslave · « **Reply #41 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:44:27 PM »

"too soon man, too soon"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** January 17, 2008, 02:57:05 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 17, 2008, 02:44:27 PM

"too soon man, too soon"

oh, my bad

too many SP's around to hear da truffff

Powerslave · « **Reply #43 on:** January 17, 2008, 03:11:46 PM »

I made that do not want picture you wanted ya bitch

T-Short · « **Reply #44 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:00:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 02:14:38 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatry:_An_Industry_of_Death

abrader · « **Reply #45 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:01:05 PM »

Psychiatry blos......its as bad as posting your problems on the web

Psychotropics are for girly men, pill poppers and drug addicts.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #46 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:36:18 PM »

"Psychiatry blows" doesn't even make any fucking sense. It's a broad field. Even saying "psychotropic drugs blow" is too broad a brush.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:38:04 PM »

There's a difference in saying that psyciatry hasn't helped you and you find the field to be irrelevant to you, and saying that PSYCHIATRY MURDERS PEOPLE AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLOCAUST.

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 04:38:04 PM

There's a difference in saying that psyciatry hasn't helped you and you find the field to be irrelevant to you, and saying that PSYCHIATRY MURDERS PEOPLE AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLOCAUST.

Psychiatry *did* murder Hemmingway.

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Hemingway himself blamed the ECT treatments for "putting him out of business" by destroying his memory; some medical and scholarly opinion has been receptive to this view, although others, including one of the physicians who prescribed the electroshock regimen, dispute that opinion.

And Abercrombie and Fitch was an accomplice:

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Hemingway is believed to have purchased the weapon he used to commit suicide at Abercrombie & Fitch, which was then an elite excursion goods retailer and firearm supplier.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #49 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:45:50 PM »

srsly

I love how the first thing they do when they hook you up to the e-meter shit is ask you about your childhood and negative relationships.

abrader · « **Reply #50 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:55:46 PM »

^^ An auditing session isnt a therapy session....its purpose is to remove BTs or Body Thetans from the outside of your biological organism.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #51 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:57:06 PM »

I understand its stated purpose.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:58:37 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 17, 2008, 04:01:05 PM

Psychotropics are for girly men, pill poppers and drug addicts.

[youtube=425,350]uT2hzK_I-qo[/youtube]

Better living through chemistry! Booya!

I'll defend anti-anxiety meds to the death. I'll just assume you meant anti depressants, I wouldn't touch those with a ten foot pole. Bad stuff.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 17, 2008, 03:11:46 PM

I made that do not want picture you wanted ya bitch

abrader · « **Reply #54 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:04:25 PM »

I agree that tranqs and anti depressants are two different things.

Different universes actually.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:06:27 PM »

I agree with abrader. The world would be a much more interesting place if we took lithium away from bipolar people. Well, more specifically, it would be more interesting for a bit, then it would be really boring, and then more interesting again and boring again and OMG FUCK INTGEER OH FUCK KILL ME PLEASEHjkauihwjkrenmfkesjmkmjngksjngpsw

abrader · « **Reply #56 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:07:43 PM »

Or people could just take control of their own minds and stop creating industries for these $$ grubbers...

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:08:42 PM »

Yes, bipoar people just need to MAN UP except for the times when they need to MAN DOWN and then they need to OM FUCK SMHAHLOhasflk halkff KILLMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

abrader · « **Reply #58 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:10:05 PM »

I want to be clear that my disdain for chemical based therapy does not in any way mean I endorse or support the Scientology organization.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #59 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:11:19 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 17, 2008, 05:10:05 PM

I want to be clear that my disdain for chemical based therapy does not in any way mean I endorse or support the Scientology organization.

The Scientology organization is about more than hating psychiatry and drugs.

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Author Topic: Updated: Even NEWER Tom Cruise Video increases INSANITY ten fold (Read 11474 times)