Author Topic: Dear Frag: IDENTIFY THE DUCKS INSIDE -NEW DUCK PICTORE!!!!!- (Read 1855 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 24, 2008, 10:13:49 PM »

I took this while on the waterfront today. There were 3 other people there taking pictures of the god damned things. Ducks fucking attract people with cameras. These ones were like black and white. I think they might be seals or some shit.

I have some more zoomed in pictures on my other camera (the typical sony quality shit zoom am shit on this camera).

IDENTIFY

There are like colors there because of lol water and the sun was like directly in front of me.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:16:31 PM »

Haha
"I took pictures of ducks or some shit. There were other people there. People photographing those goddam ducks or some shit. Tell me what ducks and shit I took a picture of."

lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:22:53 PM »

perhaps you do not realize that frag is the EVILBORE DUCKMASTER

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:25:34 PM »

Frag went to Brazil to study RARE DUCKS

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:26:05 PM »

Lol @ rare ducks.

If he's so good, he should be able to identify them.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:27:19 PM »

Oh! Frag isn't the OP.

This makes sense now. K continue!

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:29:06 PM »

wow tvc you really made a pretty photo

that's my wall paper now

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:29:50 PM »

haha not mine!

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:32:04 PM »

well what is YOUR wallpapr then, good sir

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:34:09 PM »

ducks are so KAWAII!!

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:35:24 PM »

hang on let me host my background.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:51:02 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 10:35:24 PM

hang on let me host my background.
(Image removed from quote.)

WOW where are its arms?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:51:59 PM »

I don't know, he's a shapeshifter!

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:52:25 PM »

Hahaha, its beard looks like a tiny little body

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:53:37 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on January 24, 2008, 10:52:25 PM

Hahaha, its beard looks like a tiny little body

NOOOOOOOO!

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:00:23 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 10:53:37 PM

Quote from: Ichi on January 24, 2008, 10:52:25 PM
Hahaha, its beard looks like a tiny little body
NOOOOOOOO!

Once you see it, you can't unsee it!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:02:47 PM »

I wonder if Frag is researching Ducks right now....

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:16:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2008, 10:13:49 PM

I took this while on the waterfront today. There were 3 other people there taking pictures of the god damned things. Ducks fucking attract people with cameras. These ones were like black and white. I think they might be seals or some shit.

I have some more zoomed in pictures on my other camera (the typical sony quality shit zoom am shit on this camera).

IDENTIFY

There are like colors there because of lol water and the sun was like directly in front of me.

Just saw the thread, had the wife over my shoulder so she was able to figure it out faster than I could.

Five Barrow's Goldeneyes-two on the outside are drakes, the three in the middle hens. Note the white crescent (lol muslim ducks) on the front-the common Goldeneye has more of a rounded spot there.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:31:34 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:32:04 PM »

jesus frag

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:35:20 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 24, 2008, 11:32:04 PM

jesus frag

I should take a picture of this bookcase next to me with my wife's collection of birding books-seriously, she's got three whole shelves of academic grade orinthological reference that she uses all the time (she's a wildlife biologist by trade).

Birding is a great outdoor activity-lots of hiking and always unpredictable. My wife and I totally dig it, and we literally spend days chasing ducks up and down the puget sound to the Canada border when we are near Seattle to visit her sister. It's totally awesome.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:35:41 PM »

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:16:53 AM »

TVC, here is your winter bird photographer challenge:

This is the most awesome of the semicommon puget sound ducks-the amazing Harlequin Duck. Find one and be amazed in their awesomeness, and get some good pics while you are at it. My wife took this one two years ago while we were out in 20 degree+wind chill weather looking for a King Eider north of Seattle near Bellingham right before Christmas, but you should be able to find one in and around the area if you can find a nice spot by the sea with a raft of ducks!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:18:12 AM »

i'd fuck one of those ducks.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:18:21 AM »

Man, those are classy looking ducks. Not like the dirty Redmond ducks that I threw quarters at to get their attention. I am assuming these ducks only pose for gold dubloons/canadian money.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:20:39 AM »

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:22:29 AM »

I actually had duck breast for dinner

, though they were from some lame fatty domestic duck.

My wife works with hunters, so they are always bartering computer help for game meat. I keep hoping one day I'll be able to get a mallard so lean that I have to wrap that fucker in bacon when roasting it to keep it juicy.

oh god bacon

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:24:39 AM »

If you can't make it to the coast to see a Harlequin, second prize should be a Hooded Merganser:

He's got that superbrainy look with a serrated bill, which is SO evilbore. I stole that from DU since my wife's picasa albums are mostly off-limits to board posting since she has some stuff easily in pro category that she doesn't want ripped off.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:30:09 AM »

I am guessing that duck is not a hit with the ladies. Unless the ladies are even uglier.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 25, 2008, 12:22:29 AM

I actually had duck breast for dinner , though they were from some lame fatty domestic duck.

My wife works with hunters, so they are always bartering computer help for game meat. I keep hoping one day I'll be able to get a mallard so lean that I have to wrap that fucker in bacon when roasting it to keep it juicy.

oh god bacon

there is this INCREDIBLE french restaurant near me that has a fantastic wild game menu inc. duck, boar, bear, SO LEAN AND UNDOMESTICATED

I've eaten there enough times I've made friends with the owner and can order off the SECRET UNPASTEURIZED CHEESE MENU that he's smuggled back into the states

fuck "organic," I'm all about CAVEMAN RAW ENZYMES AND PURE LEAN MUSCLE

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:47:19 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on January 24, 2008, 10:52:25 PM

Hahaha, its beard looks like a tiny little body

With little flippers for arms. Hmmmm......

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:07:47 AM »

Updateton: Weather permitting, I am going on a SECRET DUCK PHOTOGRAPHING MISSION this weekend. Call your bookies, because Discovery Park is huge and chances are I won't find my way out again, and I will be raped to death by ducks, bears, fat gay men that call themselves bears, and hypermasculine militia types that have to fuck my pucker in order to prove they are not gay. I'd say the odds are in favor of me buying it this time; solid snake I am not.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:21:07 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 25, 2008, 12:24:39 AM

He's got that superbrainy look with a serrated bill, which is SO evilbore.

Yeah, I got a serrated bill and I am super brainy.

I am so evilbore

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Author Topic: Dear Frag: IDENTIFY THE DUCKS INSIDE -NEW DUCK PICTORE!!!!!- (Read 1855 times)