Author Topic: I need a hat evilbore. (Read 1449 times)

T234 · « **on:** January 25, 2008, 12:35:37 PM »

I've never been a hat guy, but my hair is growing too long, and is beginning to look like FEMA shoulda been there five days ago, and I don't wanna cut it due to the fact that it is 14 fuckin degrees out.

So what's the vote, evilbore?

Blue MAF Symbol Hat
Warsow Hat
UK Hat
Sombrero

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:54:16 PM »

doo rag

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:55:12 PM »

Fuck no.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:04:33 PM »

Get a bowler.

You'll look like a sophisticate. I've been rockin' a bowler since '99.
Trust me.

I know what I'm talking about.

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:05:15 PM »

The bowler thing ain't happenin.

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:06:10 PM »

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:12:34 PM »

Seriously, though.

If you need cranial accessories, you have options and not all of them are hats.
Choose 2 of the following (no more or you're a douche.)

Headphones
Beanie
Sunglasses
Monocle?
Baseball cap
Necklace
Fedora if you want to take shit from everybody
Hat w/ symbol of a country (sickle and hammer, red star, eagle shield, etc.)

These are mostly things you'll see pretty often. I have three on the list, can you guess which?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:11:28 PM »

Fuck caps, that's all I'm saying.

Unless the MAF symbol hat is a cap. Then go for it, that's pretty damn awesome.

Seriously, hats > caps.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:19:53 PM »

I wear these hats all the time

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:22:19 PM »

kangols and driver's caps for me

and only when it's cold or sunny out

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 25, 2008, 02:19:53 PM

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I wear these hats all the time

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:26:54 PM »

meh, doesn't look good on white people.

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:28:16 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:26:54 PM

meh, doesn't look good on white people.

depends on the person

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:33:21 PM »

Ok, if you have biceps and a shaved head, it could work.
But if you have thick curly locks, like me, it does not work at all.

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2008, 08:33:56 PM »

no, that would look horrible

thankfully i'm balding so i have short hair

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM »

Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.

Eric P · « **Reply #16 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:26:53 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM

Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.

god no

speaking of unfortunate choices in dress, today at work i saw a middle aged man with a black leather trench coat and leather cowboy hat.

it was...kind of sad

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:30:11 AM »

I stick to Kangols. I actually need to pick up some new hats.

I'm not normally big on brands, but I've just been wearing their hats exclusively for like a decade, and they generally always have something that I think looks good.

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:33:31 AM »

edit:

wait

never mind

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:11:08 AM »

pirate hats rule

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:16:42 AM »

I couldnt pull off a hat

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:18:30 AM »

I wear skull caps and baseball cap shaped hats.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:19:27 AM »

I hate hats but I'll wear a beanie if I need a haircut

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:21:53 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:19:27 AM

I hate hats but I'll wear a beanie if I need a haircut

I usually don't wear hats either but I'm growing my hair again and there's always that awkward phase where your hair looks totally ghey. $:-\$ Wish I could skip right to long hair down to my nipples!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:07:27 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 26, 2008, 12:26:53 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 25, 2008, 08:56:31 PM
Could I get away with an Indian Jones hat? I want one. NEED ONE.

god no

speaking of unfortunate choices in dress, today at work i saw a middle aged man with a black leather trench coat and leather cowboy hat.

it was...kind of sad

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:08:30 AM »

Do you folks think I'd look good in a beret?

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:42:45 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 06:08:30 AM

Do you folks think I'd look good in a beret?

dont do it

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2008, 07:05:29 AM »

maybe I'll buy one and post pics

The Sceneman · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2008, 07:23:55 AM »

ive been considering buying some sort of fedora

I need sun protection

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:19:05 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2008, 07:05:29 AM

maybe I'll buy one and post pics

If you do I might try and track down an Indian Jones hat and post pics.

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Author Topic: I need a hat evilbore. (Read 1449 times)