Online dating :(

[Flannel Boy]

It looks as if her brain is slower than her metabolism.

[TVC15]

Quick response wtf.

gotta think realistically. its the only way to go. its always good to think hypathetically, becuase you cant deny a possibility. i was very intrigued by ur eyes and i had to say something. lol.

tell me more bout u. wat are u lookin for? what are ur likes/dislikes? etc..

what the hell

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Do it PD.  DO IT!

[Van Cruncheon]

she is gonna suck yer little pocky stick DRY, pd. you are gonna wake up drenched in bacon grease, yer balls the size of raisins and yer cock wheezing dust like a broken pipette fan.

[Phoenix Dark]

My response..

In terms of what I'm looking for...hmm. I'm not looking for anything long term, or a relationship in that sense. Mainly I'm looking for "everything else" I suppose. Friendship or fun lol

Likes: I like down to earth people. If you're cool we'll most likely get along. I'm into sports, politics, movies...yeah.

Dislikes: I'm definitely not into loud, annoying people. IE people who think they're the be all end all lol; bar chicks basically. I'm not a party type guy.

I dunno...I might do something. She has a tongue ring...while I find them disgusting it probably means she's orally talented

[drew]

holy shit, holy shit, holy shit

I can almost taste the desperation.

[tiesto]

If you don't fuck this girl I'm officially starting an EB money pool to get you a prostitute to come visit you in your dorm and shag the hell out of you.

[abrader]

Dont do it! This kind of thing can ruin a lad. Dont even message or feel like you need to be friends.

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, do you want to be a man or do you want to be a whiny emo bitch like the wykyd dude above?  There can be only one choice.

[abrader]

Im guessing you have had a life changing fatty experience?

[abrader]

PD - What if its so gross that it scares ya off of girls?

[TVC15]

PD - What if its so gross that it scares ya off of girls?

I think that is inevitable for PD at this point.

[Bloodwake]

I can see the future. Three weeks from now, Phoenix Dark will have the tag:



FATTY FUCKER


 

[abrader]

i put sleeping with that pictured girl in the same traumatizing category as sleeping with ones mother.....

Because im 75% asleep - i even find the concept of this thread kinda bizarro entrapment of sorts.

I think this bitch would fuck you up if she knew you were postin her hot shots on the interweb.

[abrader]

PD - if you and this tank faced off - who would emerge victorious?

Dood - because what if you get there and she is so disgusting you cant get it up - and she decides she is gonna "take it" - can you fend for yo self?

[Smooth Groove]

For some reason, I think of OA's hippoasslol gif when I look at her. 

[brawndolicious]

wow, she's not right in the head.

if you meet her though and she doesn't seem like she'll eat you, then she'll probably be pretty nice.

[The Sceneman]

Ive boned large-ish (not as big the op tho) chicks Ive met off dating sites and it was generally pretty sweet. One chick owned a DS and the day after I porked we smoked some weed and watched the Butterfly Effect. It was awesome

[xnikki118x]

I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.

[Smooth Groove]

I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.

Yeah. Dating would be too weird.  Sex is ok though.

[xnikki118x]

I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.

Yeah. Dating would be too weird.  Sex is ok though.

Do you mean meeting someone you met online to have sex somewhere, or are you talking about cyber sex? I don't know which is worse, lol.

[Powerslave]

I feel empty.

[Phoenix Dark]

im lookin for friends. people i can talk to, get to know, that are mature and honest, ya know??

i love writing photography drawin hangin wit friends have a drink or two goin bowling shootin pool. that sorta thing.
what do you like to do?

Looks like she doesn't just want sex. I'll play along for awhile and see if she brings it up. In the meantime I'll pray someone else contacts me

IF she wants sex I'm going to do it. I think

[Eric P]

just remember, you're condeming yourself to eternal hellfire for sex outside of marriage

is this girl worth that?

[Ichirou]

Make sure you fuck the right fold.

[Mupepe]

Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

and wtf dude, you are way too young to resort to online dating sites. WHAT THE FUCK

And i've banged quite a few chubsters, but nothing like that.  You won't ever fucking forgive yourself dude.

[Tauntaun]

Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

[Gay Boy]

This is all my fault.  I am the one who convinced PD to resort to internet dating.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Man, this thread is making me want to hook up with a certain friend of mine.  She's cool and smart and funny and not-crazy, doesn't write horrible poetry as far as I know, and flirts pretty blatantly with me.  I have to admit her weight kinda put me off her --- that and she's sort of fallen into my "friend zone" after we spent a year as coworkers --- but she's more cute-chubby than freakish-icky-fat, and this thread makes her look way better in comparison.  besides I'm not a shallow narrow-minded person right?

too bad she's halfway across the country now!

[Phoenix Dark]

She added me to her best friends list 

I'm going to try Ok Cupid. There are hotter girls there

[Phoenix Dark]

I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU

[The Fake Shemp]

Looks like an ugly cloudwalking.  And a bad lay.  Do the fatty.

[Phoenix Dark]

Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?
 Yes
 No
 I'm Not Sure / Depends how serious it was
 Make this one of my Key Questions.

 

[abrader]

PD - just goto a pub or something - its much more fun and faster.

[The Fake Shemp]

Dude, abrader, Maurice obviously has no social skills.  He'll only scare women away.  He needs to pop his cherry, so he's not so nervous around the opposite sex.  He needs to kick it with those bottom of the barrell chicks and then work his way up.

[Gay Boy]

holy shit at that okcupid girl  MAAAURICE did you take okcupids slut test

[Eric P]

Dude, abrader, Maurice obviously has no social skills.  He'll only scare women away.  He needs to pop his cherry, so he's not so nervous around the opposite sex.  He needs to kick it with those bottom of the barrell chicks and then work his way up.

PD, just think of it as grinding against boars like in WoW when you first start off

[FatalT]

PD please don't go through with this. Seriously man.

[Tauntaun]

I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU

 

[Phoenix Dark]

holy shit at that okcupid girl  MAAAURICE did you take okcupids slut test

29% 

[tiesto]

I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU

Hmm, if she ditched those glasses, and got braces and learned how to smile, she wouldn't be so bad, at least as far as that last picture goes.

[recursivelyenumerable]

ok, I logged in to my okcupid profile for the first time in a year or so.  Why are my matches always all bisexual?  most of the girls I get on well with IRL turn out to be too.

PD's match looks just fine.  nerdy girls 

[recursivelyenumerable]

One of my top matches is someone I'm pretty sure I've met IRL and possibly made out with, but I can't remember when or where.   

[xnikki118x]

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

[TVC15]

Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

and wtf dude, you are way too young to resort to online dating sites. WHAT THE FUCK

And i've banged quite a few chubsters, but nothing like that.  You won't ever fucking forgive yourself dude.

Mupepe you are RUINING THIS FOR ALL OF US, let him fuck the thing.

[The Fake Shemp]

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL

[Bloodwake]

This is fucking hilarious.

Funny outcome: if the girl PD fucks ends up being Roxy's cousin.

[Flannel Boy]

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL

 

[Bloodwake]

I joined OKCupid just for the fuck of it, I'm curious.

[Flannel Boy]

i must say though ....

the OK Cupid girl over the larger lady without ANY consideration.

Okay, it's a case of "which turd smells the least" but still....

More like, which turd is significantly smaller.

[Phoenix Dark]

I dunno, seems like the obeseity wants to be friends with me. Ha I can rhyme, I'm a black man.

[Shuri]

plentyoffish is well known to be THE internet hangout for single moms and internet fatties cum-buckets. Be VERY wary of fat women who know their way around the interwebs; EACH and everyone I've come to know (not that I wanted to bang them) have *ALL* been extreme net slut; aka chicks that banged 2-3 DIFFERENT guys a week. ALL internet dudes. Those kind of women are _ALL_ fucking insane.

In my many travels, i've come to met around 5-6 of them (ive got to know those chicks thru common friends, various social happenings, etc) and they were all cockhappy cum buckets. ALL OF THEM. They use the internet to rack up desperate dudes.

It's not worth it really. Those chicks were ALL drama queens.

[aoi tsuki]

Massive fail by PD. You fail to find women in fucking Ann Arbor?

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

Like fucking a waterbed. It's actually fun until you realize what you're doing then you feel disgusted and kinda guilty because you're fucking her because you're high/drunk or extremely horny. You also really have to pound that pussy/ass hard to make it past the extra "cushion". i suppose the bonus is that after all that work when you finally cum, you can fall asleep on a pillow made of soft boobs. The worst is waking up the next morning, assuming you didn't leave promptly after she swallowed.

[drew]

Massive fail by PD. You fail to find women in fucking Ann Arbor?

PD lives in Ann Arbor?  Epic fail.  In his defense there's an overwhelming ratio of hot white women to black women there.

[demi]

I dunno, seems like the obeseity wants to be friends with me. Ha I can rhyme, I'm a black man.

um no this is just fact. you are doomed to fuck fat white chicks. i'm sure you've seen plenty of other black man / white whale couples at the supermarket walking around. enjoy your heritage.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

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[drew]

i'm sure you've seen plenty of other black man / white whale couples at the supermarket walking around. enjoy your heritage.

 

Yeah, what the hell is up with this?  I can't figure it out.

[brawndolicious]

I already told you, it's a racial inferiority complex!  some of them want a white woman in order to obtain a better social standing and so they make sure they are that woman's bitch, even if they are hella fat.

..about this thing that PD's considering, I was just kidding before about going for this woman.  Don't mess up your life.  This is A) A skeezy skank. B) An insane chubster.  There is no way this decision is the right decision.  If you could learn to be normal, talk to people, go on dates, , profit.

[aoi tsuki]

i don't think i've ever seen a of a truly BBJW (by American standards).

Edit: Nevermind... Google.

Edit2: OMG i just discovered BBWchan. WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

[Mupepe]

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL

Nikki, know that feeling you get after you JO to some cheeseburger, bi or hermaphrodite porn?  It's like that, but warmer.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL

Nikki, know that feeling you get after you JO to some cheeseburger, bi or hermaphrodite porn?  It's like that, but warmer.

If you can't jerk to this YOU'RE gay


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