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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #540 on: April 21, 2008, 02:24:11 PM »
she's on okc and plenty, and we always match up well
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Huzzale

Not the best looking chick but damn she seems interesting
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #541 on: April 21, 2008, 02:27:24 PM »
this chick just rated me a 5 on looks, plus she's very open it seems:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ginniboom

I'm gonna contact her!
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #542 on: April 21, 2008, 04:02:49 PM »
PD should have dated that cute hispanic looking girl a few pages back

Bloodwake

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #543 on: April 21, 2008, 05:56:31 PM »
I need a date.

OKCupid fails in getting me one.

No surprises here.
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #544 on: April 25, 2008, 10:15:32 AM »


http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=roguewolf


Definitely thinking about messaging.

The one on the right
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #545 on: April 25, 2008, 10:22:55 AM »
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(a) Anne Rice series, Laura K. Hamilton series, The Black Jewel Trilogy, throw in a bit of Ayn Rand and Machiavelli and tons more.

ABORT

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« Reply #546 on: April 25, 2008, 10:24:22 AM »
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(b) Conversations with other Women, Atonement, Interview with a Vampire, Requiem for a Dream, Blow, Seven, Fight Club, Crash, The virgin Suicides, American Beauty, and spice it up with The Fifth Element


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(c) Rilo Kiley,Feist, Nirvana, Bush, No Doubt, Dido, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Weezer, Dave Navarro, Silverchair, Hooverphonic and Oasis

ABORT ABORT ABORT

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The six things I could never do without
good music, good company, good food,

sleep/sex, art, books

SHE IS LYING
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #547 on: April 25, 2008, 10:30:02 AM »
she's going to want to fuck while listening to sarah mclachlan and dresden dolls
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #548 on: April 25, 2008, 10:34:44 AM »
I like half of those bands  >:(

And honestly I would rather fuck to Mclachlan and Dresden Dolls then to say, modern popular rap music like Soulja Boy or that bullshit.

Or country.
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #549 on: April 25, 2008, 10:44:45 AM »
I like half of those bands  >:(

And honestly I would rather fuck to Mclachlan and Dresden Dolls then to say, modern popular rap music like Soulja Boy or that bullshit.

Or country.

i guess i can't really speak

the last few times i've fucked we've had british sitcoms going.

you don't know "mentally deranged" until you've fucked with peep show in the background

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #550 on: April 25, 2008, 01:21:52 PM »
Leonard Cohen's The Future ftw
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #551 on: April 26, 2008, 12:31:35 AM »
she's going to want to fuck while listening to sarah mclachlan and dresden dolls

Too bad she doesn't wanna fuck while listening to Gabriel and Dresden, then you can send her my way...

I don't like fucking to music, though.
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #552 on: April 26, 2008, 12:46:55 AM »
this chick just rated me a 5 on looks, plus she's very open it seems:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ginniboom

I'm gonna contact her!

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I have massive hair and a big ass
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #553 on: April 26, 2008, 12:48:33 AM »
The first band she listed is Rilo Kiley; tap that shit. If she starts talking about Rand, just turn up The Execution of All Things.

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #554 on: April 26, 2008, 12:57:22 PM »
Meh, guess i'll bite.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3282318.htm

She seemed really flaky over IM, but she's a pretty cool chick from our conversations over the phone. We've tried to schedule a date, but something's come up both times.

This one thinks i'm cute and interesting, and wants to do coffee.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=TuffCookie052

Boobs.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #555 on: April 26, 2008, 01:07:30 PM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
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aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #556 on: April 26, 2008, 01:15:17 PM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #557 on: April 26, 2008, 01:16:35 PM »
please don't post that. ever again  :lol

you need to post pics of yourself though
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #558 on: April 26, 2008, 01:24:55 PM »
The first band she listed is Rilo Kiley; tap that shit. If she starts talking about Rand, just turn up The Execution of All Things.
fucking f'real real

hit it dude.  she seems dumb though, so bail out afterwards.  And her taste in music and movies, while shit, is better than the average person.

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #559 on: April 26, 2008, 01:25:11 PM »
please don't post that. ever again  :lol

you need to post pics of yourself though
Someday...

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #560 on: April 26, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »
the (libertarian  :() girl whose profile Bloodwake linked to posts a lot in the OKC forums.  she's a pretty amusing poster.  I'm tempted to send her a link to this thread  :P
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #561 on: April 26, 2008, 01:53:12 PM »
why is every chick on the internet besides me "bisexual"

and why have they all been raped before

Eric P

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #562 on: April 26, 2008, 01:59:25 PM »
and why have they all been raped before

the statistics for sexual abuse are disgustingly high.



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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #563 on: April 26, 2008, 02:03:09 PM »
why is every chick on the internet besides me "bisexual"

and why have they all been raped before
dunno.  but it's like heaven for me

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #564 on: April 26, 2008, 02:21:36 PM »
Because you're a freak.
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #565 on: April 26, 2008, 02:25:12 PM »
you fucking like it


should i make an okcupid account?

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #566 on: April 26, 2008, 02:26:58 PM »
sorry, that was addressed to cloud not you.

of course you should make one.  okc is our home away from home.
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #567 on: April 27, 2008, 03:08:42 AM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #568 on: April 27, 2008, 10:11:52 PM »
It's pretty rare, but sometimes you can find some delicious gems on OKCupid.  I would link to this girl's profile just to prove the quote's authenticity, but I don't want to bring the EB hammer down on her:



Not only do you have a creepy toddler whose face you insist on plastering on an internet personals site, but you are far too ugly yourself to really be stuck up about others' attractiveness.  Good luck with finding that soulmate.

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #569 on: April 27, 2008, 10:22:54 PM »
lol

wowzerz
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aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #570 on: April 27, 2008, 11:25:00 PM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.

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« Reply #571 on: April 28, 2008, 12:33:43 AM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.

You can send those girls who like epic trance over my way!!!
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aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #572 on: April 28, 2008, 02:40:42 AM »
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.

You can send those girls who like epic trance over my way!!!
This was like what... almost 8 years ago. i'm talking "Sandstorm" and "Castles in the Sky" shitty epic trance. i've haven't met any women who like electronic music outside of more downtempo and ambient stuff in years.

Raban

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #573 on: April 28, 2008, 02:44:09 AM »
this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site. I hope EBers are doing this shit for entertainment, not to actually find partners :-\

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #574 on: April 28, 2008, 03:11:29 AM »
this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site. I hope EBers are doing this shit for entertainment, not to actually find partners :-\
It's another avenue to meet women.  :-\

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #575 on: April 28, 2008, 03:13:13 AM »
not like I'm any kind of casanova or anything when it comes to the ladies, but really man, once you get over that initial fear of first impressions, meeting women is easy as piss.

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #576 on: April 28, 2008, 03:44:00 AM »
not like I'm any kind of casanova or anything when it comes to the ladies, but really man, once you get over that initial fear of first impressions, meeting women is easy as piss.
Most of the women in my town are retired, as it's a retirement town. Then there's the many married MILFs. After that, it's kinda slim pickings, because the 20-somethings that i would be dating did what twentysomethings in any boring-as-shit town do -- they went in school out of town/state, and only visit the area to visit their folks.

i had a short-lived thing with a woman i met at Fresh/MILF Market a month or so back, but she ended up being married, and i really didn't want to deal with that. i've had a profile on a few dating sites for a while, and i just use it as another avenue of meeting women i'd otherwise miss when i go out out of town. It has nothing to do with being pathetic or shy or whatever, and everything to do with increasing my chances of meeting someone. i'm not even looking for sex anymore, if i want that's more or less a given, but just someone to hang out with. i think people looking for a relationship, online or off, are setting themselves up for a lot of disappointment.

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #577 on: April 28, 2008, 03:51:04 AM »
that's a shitty lot, dude. sorry.

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #578 on: April 28, 2008, 04:17:27 AM »
Yeah, well it's not like i can't or don't head out of town for fun. Just sucks to have to do that, particularly when that means driving an hour to go somewhere i really want to go and the gas costs that go with that. More than anything, i hate having to drop my fuckbuddy. i could easily call her, but i'm not big on the whole fucking a married woman thing, unless her husband didn't mind.


Hmm... that would be nice.

Raban

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #579 on: April 28, 2008, 04:23:21 AM »
Is that her? You better blast her vag, dude. Get drunk off your ass and slay her beef like no tomorrow. That MILF's a MILF!

aoi tsuki

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #580 on: April 28, 2008, 04:33:12 AM »
No, that's Toni from Peep Show. i was looking for a better image but started watching Peep Show clips instead.

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #581 on: April 28, 2008, 06:05:40 AM »
No, that's Toni from Peep Show. i was looking for a better image but started watching Peep Show clips instead.

lol

the toni situation is one i don't think i'd like to be caught in
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #582 on: April 28, 2008, 06:17:53 AM »
"this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site."

dude, there are women there who are into algebraic topology and category theory.  how could I NOT sign up?
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #583 on: April 28, 2008, 10:57:53 AM »
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????

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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #584 on: April 28, 2008, 03:35:03 PM »
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????

Wow, this makes me want to watch this show

 :lol
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #585 on: April 28, 2008, 03:36:39 PM »
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????

Wow, this makes me want to watch this show

 :lol

Do it.  :bow Peep Show :bow2
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Re: Online dating :(
« Reply #586 on: April 28, 2008, 03:48:55 PM »
SERIES FIVE STARTING THIS FRIDAY
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