Author Topic: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do! (Read 2041 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** January 28, 2008, 05:26:57 PM »

in a more tvc-esque moment this morning, i drank 3/4s of a half-gallon of silk brand chocolate soymilk. it is very very good. i woulda drank the whole thing had my wife not informed me to save some for the brat, which i did reluctantly but not before having some very del toro-esque fantasies about methods to secure that remaining 1/4 of the carton for myself.

i will probably be shitting up something that looks like mucus-spavined brown mollusc later, but to celebrate this brief moment of excess, i would like to ask evilbore a) who loves soymilk as much as i do; and b) what your favorite brands are!

MMMM. SOYMILK. silk vanilla and silk chocolate are my favorites, but not silk very vanilla because it's fuckin' cloying. MMMM.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:27:48 PM »

I dont really like the idea of soy, its weird. I dont drink much milk anyway tho.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:28:29 PM »

Never had soy milk by itself, but I got to like soy-milk chocolate while staying with some vegan friends.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:29:19 PM »

A good friend of mine is hardcore Vegan, she's made me all kinds of dishes that I've enjoyed. However, I can't do soy milk.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:31:42 PM »

i am lactose intolerant in my senility, but thanks to parents who encouraged me to drink milk by the metric fuckgallon as a kid, i have this frequent desire to guzzle milk, especially while playing videogames. (shokku!) soymilk is a decent compromise, with the added plus of tasting like my favorite antacid, kaopectate!

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:34:42 PM »

i actually like soymilk on its own merits

can't mix it withanything like ceral though

my personal preference is for skim horizon dairy farms

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:35:37 PM »

It tastes better than regular milk, and each brand has a nice hint of sugar mmm. I couldn't drink it daily though

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:35:54 PM »

I like choco soy milk to the maxx

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:39:28 PM »

Prole, I think you and me should have a whole milk drinking contest. I guarantee I could put down more than you before I start bazooka vomiting.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM »

I like soymilk on my cereal, but I wouldn't guzzle it if I were you. Recent studies have shown that consuming lots of soy will increase estrogen production in dudes, potentially resulting in bitch titties. Which sucks for me since I'm a vegetarian and need to get my protein somehow (AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:41:19 PM »

i'd start vomiting OUT OF MY ASS. milk doesn't make me puke; it makes my anus turn into an ochre geyser of post-colonic effluvia

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM

(AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).

oh yes you are

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:46:25 PM »

I've had vanilla soy milk with cereal, it was good.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:46:38 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:42:18 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
(AND NO YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES I AM NOT GOING TO GUZZLE CUM).

oh yes you are

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yes you are
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NO BY GAWD I'M NOT!

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I prefer it on my face.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:48:48 PM »

How about this, Raoul: to get your protein, you can consume my semen!

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on January 28, 2008, 05:27:48 PM

I dont really like the idea of soy, its weird. I dont drink much milk anyway tho.

same here.

I only drink milk in my cereal or with sweets

yum yum bitches. gimme some organic whole milk to stimulate my prostate.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM »

i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM

i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore

It looks like you'd know something about prostate stimulation.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:56:06 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:52:06 PM

i'll milk that prostate like it's fuckin' overtime at darigold, manwhore

Imma dance while I watch..

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:56:26 PM »

just ask my 11-year-old serbian bride! she's got an ass that's smaller than american mcgee's!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:57:21 PM »

Only on EB could a thread about soymilk devolve into overt gay passes at each other.

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:03:00 PM »

Don't really like the taste of Soy milk, sorry. :x

It's either whole or nuttin.

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 28, 2008, 05:57:21 PM

Only on EB could a thread about soymilk devolve into overt gay passes at each other.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:06:37 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:12:24 PM »

I've only had it once, I liked it better than regular milk though...

hyp · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:18:46 PM »

there's an "authentic" soy shop that sells tofu and fresh soy milk across the street from my parents house. it's excellent stuff and what i usually drink when i'm in the mood for soy.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:54:17 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 28, 2008, 05:41:19 PM

i'd start vomiting OUT OF MY ASS. milk doesn't make me puke; it makes my anus turn into an ochre geyser of post-colonic effluvia

www.tubprole.com

abrader · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:56:42 PM »

i love soymilk - especially on cereal - but never in recipes where it is heated up (its gets too thick and frothy)

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:00:43 PM »

I love Silk soymilk. Plain, Vanilla, Very Vanilla (my fav), and Chocolate are all good. It's fucking horrible with most cereals though, especially the sweet ones. The only cereals that I can tolerate with soymilk are Honey Bunches of Oats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

abrader · « **Reply #28 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:54:53 PM »

you want some rokk - try chocolate soymilk on some of the olde CTC.

abrader · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:57:03 PM »

oh yeah CTC is cinnamon toast crunch!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:58:15 PM »

Vanilla and Chocolate Silk IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Yeah, probably the best shit ever.

T234 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:09:58 PM »

I loaded tons of this shit when I worked at Wal-Mart *shudders violently*

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:42:13 PM »

In terms of generic brands, my first choice would be Vitasoy:

Second would definitely be Silk (plain or chocolate):

Third would be Yeo's, but I'm not a HUGE fan:

The best soy milk is the kind they sell warm at Chinatown stores. They're fresh and we usually buy it with a soy jello-like dessert (which is also made fresh and served warm).

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** January 28, 2008, 10:03:58 PM »

I have had soy milk. It's not bad.

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Author Topic: evilbore excess extravaganza: who likes soymilk?? i do! (Read 2041 times)