Author Topic: If you could either kill all punks, or all hippies, who'd it be? (Read 9610 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 29, 2008, 07:06:52 PM »

Note for the sake of argument, punk includes punk in all of its iterations and descendents, including shitty pop punk and teh emo.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:07:24 PM »

hippies

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:10:30 PM »

I want to vote for hippies, but what do you define as hippies? If it's Grateful Dead/Phish/Dave Matthews/Burning Man fans, I'm all for it.

Shins · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:11:26 PM »

Punks. Hippies don't bug me.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:14:33 PM »

Hippies are great. Punks are ok, but pop-punk is the one musical genre with no redeeming qualities whatever.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:16:13 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:18:51 PM »

punks give us good music

hippies give us good drugs

i think i like the music more than i like the drugs

hippies die

hyp · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:21:06 PM »

punks. compared to hippies, they're assholes.

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:24:27 PM »

just go to DC

14th and U and ask around

those are safe black people

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:24:41 PM »

Punk chicks can be very sexy.

Hippies are never sexy.

Hippies die.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:29:59 PM »

Baby-boomer hippies grew up, got corporate, and royally fucked this country. Never trust a fucking hippy.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:32:38 PM »

Punk.

Most of my friends are hippies and I'm turning into one. The entire screamo movement, which is just really punk, can die first.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:36:05 PM »

Hippies created AIDS. Punks created the Sex Pistols

I'd kill the punks

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:37:41 PM »

I knew how this poll would turn out just by reading that goddamned SOY MILK thread

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:38:01 PM »

I like punks.

FUCK hippies. Kill em all.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:38:31 PM »

Punks.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:45:58 PM »

Okay, a clarification, for hippies, I just don't mean the hippies of yore. I mean the hippies and the things that they have spawned (excluding punk, of course). That means PETA fucks, health food assholes, and celebrities trying to save the world.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:46:19 PM »

I think you're all thinking of the "punks" with the gay leather and spiky mohawks, that's cartoon punk.

What are punks guilty of? Wearing well-tailored pants and being music nerds? Hippies have white people dreadlocks and nasty stanky cooch.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:47:05 PM »

and fucking patchouli

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:47:28 PM »

Quote

Okay, a clarification, for hippies, I just don't mean the hippies of yore. I mean the hippies and the things that they have spawned (excluding punk, of course). That means PETA fucks, health food assholes, and celebrities trying to save the world.

health food assholes

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:48:25 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on January 29, 2008, 07:46:19 PM

I think you're all thinking of the "punks" with the gay leather and spiky mohawks, that's cartoon punk.

What are punks guilty of? Wearing well-tailored pants and being music nerds? Hippies have white people dreadlocks and nasty stanky cooch.

Once again, it's not just your personal view of punk, it is ALL THINGS associated with punk, including pop punk and teh emos.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:49:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 07:45:58 PM

That means PETA fucks, health food assholes, and celebrities trying to save the world.

oh, then it's death by torture

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:50:26 PM »

Can we get rid of both kinds of hippies? I hate both the boomers and the new crunchy granola types.

I hate the punks too, but at least they are mostly poor and powerless. So their loathesome actions and belief systems have little impact on my life.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:51:46 PM »

Personally, I consider myself a mod. What subculture would you ideally label yourself with, Evilbore?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:53:19 PM »

Heterosexual black male

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:54:04 PM »

Just because you say it doesn't make it true, you know.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:55:26 PM »

the older I get, the more I root for the David Morse character in 12 Monkeys

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #27 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:55:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 07:51:46 PM

Personally, I consider myself a mod. What subculture would you ideally label yourself with, Evilbore?

ideally? Intelligentsia, the intellectual elite.
realistically? I think we're mostly snobs here. I know I am!

abrader · « **Reply #28 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:57:09 PM »

i dont want anyone to die*

But hippies are annoying - "It is what it is man."

abrader · « **Reply #29 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:57:34 PM »

im a futurist

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:58:33 PM »

hippie/nerd/snob hybrid

T234 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:59:08 PM »

Hippies without question. They give you thirty minute diatribes on what it means to be Appalachian when you just wanna get drunk on some vodka you bought at the liquor barn with some feller that you drove all the fuckin way across the state to see whether or not he had flippers or a liver that could take a good night of wallerbashin (no on both counts). Punks just jump up to get beat down.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** January 29, 2008, 07:59:36 PM »

I'll ally myself with whichever group having the superior firepower

abrader · « **Reply #33 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:03:16 PM »

Also those 1980's born emo doods are hippies - not punks....they love to just sit around and take it in the ass from >whoever< wants it.

abrader · « **Reply #34 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:03:55 PM »

i always think of punk as redneck.

ruffians - etc...

Shins · « **Reply #35 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:08:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 07:51:46 PM

Personally, I consider myself a mod. What subculture would you ideally label yourself with, Evilbore?

Needless bureaucracy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:10:25 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 29, 2008, 08:03:16 PM

Also those 1980's born emo doods are hippies - not punks....they love to just sit around and take it in the ass from >whoever< wants it.

You mean the modern emo people? They're still a distinguished mentally-challenged descendant of OG emo, which makes it punk's fault. You can't pin that one on hippies.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:11:49 PM »

Punks. However wrong hippie idealogies might be, at least they care about things other than looking like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and listening to crappy music.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:13:00 PM »

no they don't, they just want you to think that to feed their martyr complexes

abrader · « **Reply #39 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:13:36 PM »

LOL - Punk is Kevin Bacon in Footloose

"You ever heard men at work?"

"No - where do they work?"

"How about the police?"

"They are right behind us"

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:13:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 08:10:25 PM

You mean the modern emo people? They're still a distinguished mentally-challenged descendant of OG emo, which makes it punk's fault. You can't pin that one on hippies.

I always thought emo was the distinguished mentally-challenged descendant of New Wave. I guess you learn something new every day.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #41 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:18:44 PM »

punks are usually kids who grow out of it at some point when harsh reality stomps it out of them

hippies tend to cling to their ridiculous manbaby eutopian philosophies throughout their entire lives, never wasting an opportunity to inflict it upon everyone else for the rest of theirs - whether it's via politics, music, film, books, or television

therefore, kill all hippies, they are the long-term threat

Eric P · « **Reply #42 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:19:49 PM »

i'm a me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #43 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:34:20 PM »

Quote

hippies tend to cling to their ridiculous manbaby eutopian philosophies throughout their entire lives, never wasting an opportunity to inflict it upon everyone else for the rest of theirs - whether it's via politics, music, film, books, or television

when the hippies were on the wane we got the eighties and nineties, aka the two crappiest decades ever
thank God for current hippie resurgence.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:42:12 PM »

why can't it be both

Bloodwake · « **Reply #45 on:** January 29, 2008, 08:43:43 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 29, 2008, 07:59:08 PM

Hippies without question. They give you thirty minute diatribes on what it means to be Appalachian when you just wanna get drunk on some vodka you bought at the liquor barn with some feller that you drove all the fuckin way across the state to see whether or not he had flippers or a liver that could take a good night of wallerbashin (no on both counts). Punks just jump up to get beat down.

The same guy got me ridiculously high though today. Still, I don't make it a habit of hanging out with him due to some comments he's made toward some of my other friends.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:17:20 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on January 29, 2008, 08:13:54 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 08:10:25 PM
You mean the modern emo people? They're still a distinguished mentally-challenged descendant of OG emo, which makes it punk's fault. You can't pin that one on hippies.

I always thought emo was the distinguished mentally-challenged descendant of New Wave. I guess you learn something new every day.

Well, New Wave is also a descendant of punk. New Wave was sorta the US equivalent of post-punk. But the term emo got popular because a few emo bands were approachable enough to make waves in indie rock circles, and then the pussification began.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #47 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:19:56 PM »

Probably punk because emo makes me want to KILL!!

T234 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 29, 2008, 08:43:43 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 29, 2008, 07:59:08 PM
Hippies without question. They give you thirty minute diatribes on what it means to be Appalachian when you just wanna get drunk on some vodka you bought at the liquor barn with some feller that you drove all the fuckin way across the state to see whether or not he had flippers or a liver that could take a good night of wallerbashin (no on both counts). Punks just jump up to get beat down.

The same guy got me ridiculously high though today. Still, I don't make it a habit of hanging out with him due to some comments he's made toward some of my other friends.

Mumbles McGee?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #49 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 29, 2008, 07:49:24 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2008, 07:45:58 PM
That means PETA fucks, health food assholes, and celebrities trying to save the world.

oh, then it's death by torture

Exactly.

abrader · « **Reply #50 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:57:33 PM »

Who should really die is snottyboi's and rotorheads.

I also dont like the Marilyn Manson/Ramstein/NIN AD and on Industrial/goth kids either.

They are all follower feggits. Guys wearing makeup badly are an embarrassment to men and need to be buried in their capes.

Really when I was a tike and a teenager the world was a much less complicated place...

I remember in US highschool the cliques were like this.....

Connecting lines show that the refined social class/cliques would fraternize with each other from time to time....

Rappers - Preps - Surfers - Skaters - Headbangers - Rednecks

I didnt fit into any of them but that was the lay of the land......

For example - a surfer would talk to a skater because of the athletic/sports connection....and a skater and a headbanger might talk because they both like thrash/metal....but a sufer wouldnt be caught dead talking to a headbanger.....

Shyt was funny really.

abrader · « **Reply #51 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:59:58 PM »

also i wouldnt be caught dead with no 70's style mohawk doods....

mohawks are only good on girls and queer guys (IMO)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #52 on:** January 29, 2008, 10:00:24 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 29, 2008, 09:57:33 PM

I remember in US highschool the cliques were like this.....

Connecting lines show that the refined social class/cliques would fraternize with each other from time to time....

Rappers - Preps - Surfers - Skaters - Headbangers - Rednecks

I believe that connective tissue is known as "weed."

tiesto · « **Reply #53 on:** January 29, 2008, 10:55:47 PM »

Hippie chicks don't shave their bush, so that means punks, definitely!!!

abrader · « **Reply #54 on:** January 29, 2008, 10:56:46 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 10:55:47 PM

Hippie chicks don't shave their bush, so that means punks, definitely!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:00:02 PM »

You guys don't like bushes wtf. I'd love to see how that feels, two hairy crotches rubbing together making sex friction. Could start a fire

Barry Egan · « **Reply #56 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:00:28 PM »

I'm a Straussian.

And I say death to the punks.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #57 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:04:09 PM »

Bushes help prevent the contraction of STDs...or they allow them to fester...I forget which

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:21:30 PM »

I had a mohawk for years - you wish me dead whiteman!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #59 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:45:30 PM »

Emo Che Guevara loving Japofags - the type that GAF is infested with needs to die first. A scourge to all humanity.

After we kill all of them, the hippies are the next to go. Bye-bye to Oregon and Olympia WA.

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