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Re: I'm going gay.
« Reply #60 on: February 08, 2008, 10:30:06 PM »
ok but you actually werent a couple or anything around that time

you creeped her out royally, forget it

I do   :( still she still calls me when shit is wrong.  fuck her.   

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« Reply #61 on: February 08, 2008, 10:30:47 PM »
post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag

no.   but she is beatiful. 

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« Reply #62 on: February 08, 2008, 10:30:52 PM »
someone change arvie's name to "Bitchtits the Sex Butleress"
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« Reply #63 on: February 08, 2008, 10:31:06 PM »
post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag

no.   but she is beatiful. 

liar. if you consider her "beatiful[sic]," she must have a manface only a tracer could love
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« Reply #64 on: February 08, 2008, 10:31:47 PM »
mupepes said so ttoo!


I'mgoihng to call agauint

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« Reply #65 on: February 08, 2008, 10:32:16 PM »
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« Reply #66 on: February 08, 2008, 10:32:49 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #67 on: February 08, 2008, 10:33:18 PM »
POD will be mad! 

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« Reply #68 on: February 08, 2008, 10:33:29 PM »
don't call!  and she is hot

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« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2008, 10:34:28 PM »
PICS or no advice from me
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« Reply #70 on: February 08, 2008, 10:35:01 PM »
'pepe, post the pic or we're through

bros before hos :punch
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« Reply #71 on: February 08, 2008, 10:36:44 PM »
i don't have it anymore!

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« Reply #72 on: February 08, 2008, 10:36:56 PM »
no pics.   she is very amazing though.   AI lover her and in two  weeks I have missed her alot and she is jas a heart problem and I raeally want to be there for her.  she wouldn;t have called me if something wasn't really wrong.  I really misser her.

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« Reply #73 on: February 08, 2008, 10:37:17 PM »
:'(

like tears in the rain
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« Reply #74 on: February 08, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »
i think you are gayer than anyone here, the cravat was just the tip of the iceberg. go watch some bear porn and tell me if you dont get a raging wood.
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« Reply #75 on: February 08, 2008, 10:39:00 PM »
'pepe, post the pic or we're through

bros before hos :punch

I don;t have any bros.  I think my problem is that I have no friends so whne time like this come up I have no support group.    no...like maybe I only love her beacdue I have no one else.   thats it.   

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« Reply #76 on: February 08, 2008, 10:39:40 PM »
boo, she called you because you're an emotional blanket for her to spill her tears on and she doesn't have to reciprocate anything for you.  She is selfish!  

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« Reply #77 on: February 08, 2008, 10:42:22 PM »
Start here bro:

http://www.bear-licious.com  

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« Reply #78 on: February 08, 2008, 10:43:05 PM »
she is.   and I still love her   :'(


IO'm going to call her. 


how do girls like drunk real talk? 

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« Reply #79 on: February 08, 2008, 10:44:06 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

thats awesome but it won;t let me paste, lol   

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« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2008, 10:44:42 PM »
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« Reply #81 on: February 08, 2008, 10:45:23 PM »
 >:(

thats wrong

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« Reply #82 on: February 08, 2008, 10:45:28 PM »
she is.   and I still love her   :'(


IO'm going to call her. 


how do girls like drunk real talk? 
they really don't. if you call, you better spill everything and tell her how you feel.  get this out of your system tonight

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« Reply #83 on: February 08, 2008, 10:46:29 PM »
Yes, Arvie.  We want either pics or resolution!  Or else the crude pictures continue.
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« Reply #84 on: February 08, 2008, 10:47:02 PM »
no o nes home   :(

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« Reply #85 on: February 08, 2008, 10:47:25 PM »
lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once
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« Reply #86 on: February 08, 2008, 10:50:38 PM »
no, but thats sweet of you@


Verig queen!   I hate proven my family right though.  you know the reason I nevber did drugs was becasue dyloen said id be a druggy one day  :(


Its funnymI saw her tuesday and it doesn; enve feel real anymore.   

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« Reply #87 on: February 08, 2008, 10:52:10 PM »
lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once

NEW COMIC

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« Reply #88 on: February 08, 2008, 10:52:52 PM »
wtf tvc :lol

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« Reply #89 on: February 08, 2008, 10:53:20 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2008, 10:57:50 PM »
 :lol


so on the phone I told her we can't just be friends and she said why not a few times and then she said she would email me, lol

I sound like a cliant, lol



we have a client at work that bought a dress for a girl that moved away years ago and he still thinks is his girlfriend.

I must be retarted. 

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« Reply #91 on: February 08, 2008, 10:58:38 PM »
Wait, did you just talk to her on the phone?
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« Reply #92 on: February 08, 2008, 10:59:24 PM »
no this is before.   


I've been trying to call but no ones home. 


I miss her voive.   

I just remembered what heppened.   You know you guys have cheered me up a lot.    :)

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« Reply #93 on: February 08, 2008, 11:00:12 PM »
she basically told you to fuck off.  let it go boo

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« Reply #94 on: February 08, 2008, 11:02:42 PM »
I KNOW HEY.   "Why can;t we be friends?"   fuck off bitch,,.     

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« Reply #95 on: February 08, 2008, 11:03:03 PM »
i've goten into the macnish

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« Reply #96 on: February 08, 2008, 11:04:04 PM »
I can't see    :'( :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #97 on: February 08, 2008, 11:05:41 PM »
I see the dart board then the books, lol.   

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« Reply #98 on: February 08, 2008, 11:05:55 PM »
cum over

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« Reply #99 on: February 08, 2008, 11:08:10 PM »
I cant  :(


and I want to go to austin fro wschool 

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« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2008, 11:08:40 PM »
can i tell her I love her?>   

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« Reply #101 on: February 08, 2008, 11:12:51 PM »
no, you can't

just beat off and go to bed
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« Reply #102 on: February 08, 2008, 11:14:19 PM »
i'm goingt to bed.   she ruiend dearh norte,   :'(

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« Reply #103 on: February 08, 2008, 11:15:14 PM »
Why do you want to go to Austin?  You really do want to be a cowboy!  You're gayer than me and demi!
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« Reply #104 on: February 08, 2008, 11:32:06 PM »
come to houston!

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« Reply #105 on: February 08, 2008, 11:33:41 PM »
Mike, call her back and sing this to her voice mail. :lol It'll help, I promise.

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We walked along and talked along 'till we
To the levelest ground
Then I picked up a stick of wood and I
Knocked the Boston bitch down

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

She fell upon her begging knees crying Lord
Have mercy on me
Oh, Mike don't murder me now for I'm
I'm not prepared to die, but

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

Little attention did I pay,
I beat her more and more
I beat her 'till the blood gushed out,
Then I raped that bleeding whore, yeah

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

We walked along and talked along 'till we came
To the levelest ground
Then I picked up a stick of wood and I
Knocked the Boston bitch down

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl
Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

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« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2008, 12:03:04 AM »
I want you, cuz you make my heart skip the beat that I drum to
I want to be the one you run to, when pain confronts you
You're everything, sometimes I get nervous when I'm in front you
You can hear it in my voice when I ask you if you comfortable
Look how love do, I'd practice the Art of War for you like Sun Tzu
Come through and arouse you every morning like the sun do
If you blackout and collapse I want to help you to come to
Notice I haven't yet got into what I want from you
I want you to come to when I come through and make you shine like the sun do
I want you to be the valley for my river to run through
You're everything, you send your soul through your lips to my heart
Sweet music will start I want you to be the music of my art
When people try to rip us apart we got to work to stay together
Go through the seasons of love and never change with the weather
This is my wish list, what I want not what I need there's a difference
These days I'm learning that words got power so I'ma be specific
IYKYK

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« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2008, 12:17:45 AM »
:rofl @ entire thread


I thought FM's posts were hard to read when he was sober, HOLY CRAP MAN!  You gotta let it go dude, there are lots of single women out there and there are some who won't treat you like crap!  :)  Wuvs.
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« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2008, 12:34:39 AM »
Father_Mike got owned pretty bad by this chick.  It happeneed to me too, man.  I think it happens to most dudes at least once in their lives.  Then they wise up and never let a woman treat them this way ever again.
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« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2008, 12:37:59 AM »
Gay men are picky too.  :(


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« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2008, 12:41:25 AM »
Not when they see Arvie
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« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2008, 12:56:28 AM »
乱学者

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« Reply #112 on: February 09, 2008, 01:15:47 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2008, 01:18:01 AM »
 :lol

Jesus, man the fuck up.
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« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2008, 02:00:32 AM »
:-[

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« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2008, 04:12:12 AM »
Quote
that only woos women in shitty movies, arvie

But all the women I like live in shitty movies, so I'm cool, right?
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« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2008, 05:47:03 AM »
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« Reply #117 on: February 09, 2008, 05:50:29 AM »
ill give FM this - I like that he grows a real mans beard and not one of those fucked up new age omish ones with no moustache.................................


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« Reply #118 on: February 09, 2008, 05:55:47 AM »
lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once

NEW COMIC

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« Reply #119 on: February 09, 2008, 06:35:46 AM »
*blows soda all over PC monitor*
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