Author Topic: My boss says I should not trust Chinese people (Read 2955 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 01, 2006, 01:13:54 PM »

They will lie and cheat and steal our products.

whiteACID · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:14:41 PM »

Your boss is a very wise man.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:19:47 PM »

the code phrase is ching chong bing bong

try it

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:21:03 PM »

My Japanese grandmother says the same thing!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:21:51 PM »

When CrystalGemini came into my office for lunch one time, I think everyone raised the Chinese Terror Alert Level to Mandarin Orange.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:23:05 PM »

I worked for a Chinaman for 7years, your boss is right.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:23:46 PM »

shenmue taught me this

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:24:01 PM »

the proper nomenclature is "Asian-American" dude

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:25:25 PM »

My brother works for a company that produces expensive industrial pumps. Each one sells for about 20k-30k dollars. A Chinese company bought one, but never used it. They copied it and now sell to their international customers for half the price.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #9 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:47:59 PM »

Jet Li is slowly stealing our hard earned gangster rap music. This insanity must stop.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2006, 02:05:33 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2006, 01:25:25 PM

My brother works for a company that produces expensive industrial pumps. Each one sells for about 20k-30k dollars. A Chinese company bought one, but never used it. They copied it and now sell to their international customers for half the price.

This happened with us. I work at a housewares manufacturer. Some Chinese guy ordered two of every product, took them to China, copied it and now sells knock offs at half price.

Takuan · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:46:26 PM »

Yeah, don't trust us. Soon we'll be manufacturing everything at a fraction of the cost. Undercutting businesses is what we do.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on November 01, 2006, 03:46:26 PM

Yeah, don't trust us. Soon we'll be manufacturing everything at a fraction of the cost. Undercutting businesses is what we do.

Are you one of the Willco-san clan as well?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:22:50 PM »

I WATCHED THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL TERRORMENTRY ON CHINA AND FRANKLY IM SO SCARED I SHIT MYSELF!

Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:24:32 PM »

I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:24:59 PM »

*titanic soundtrack fires up*

Takuan · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:36:13 PM »

I don't know what that means.

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2006, 12:22:35 PM »

Every Chinese person I have ever met has advised me not to trust Chinese people.

Head asplode from irony?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2006, 12:28:20 PM »

CrystalGemini is the most anti-Chinese person I know.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:06:13 PM »

Chinks smell like hundred year old moth balls.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:07:13 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 01, 2006, 04:24:32 PM

I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.

I wouldn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:07:40 PM »

God, you're so friggin' hot.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:08:47 PM »

PRIVATE MESSAGES PEOPLE!

Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:20:32 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 02, 2006, 03:07:13 PM

Quote from: Bacon on November 01, 2006, 04:24:32 PM
I would trust rodi with my life, and my heart.
I wouldn't.

Why do you say such awful things?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:20:59 PM »

rodi is a notorious blabbermouth.

Bacon · « **Reply #25 on:** November 02, 2006, 03:34:36 PM »

Sounds like it runs in the family.

Takuan · « **Reply #26 on:** November 02, 2006, 05:21:21 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 02, 2006, 03:06:13 PM

Chinks smell like hundred year old moth balls.

What the hell is this about? Two of my Chinese friends used to always smell like moth balls back in high school, until collective teasing got to them and they presumably removed every moth ball from their homes. Me, I've never used moth balls, so maybe it's an HK thing. Do you?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** November 02, 2006, 05:24:16 PM »

CrystalGemini smells beautiful.

Takuan · « **Reply #28 on:** November 02, 2006, 05:25:46 PM »

Would you describe the scent of moth balls as "beautiful", Will?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** November 02, 2006, 05:29:37 PM »

Definitely not. CrystalGemini washes herself more than any person I know. Her bathroom looks like a department in Bath & Bodyworks.

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