Me.

I can't wait to pwn some newbz. And by newbz, I mean people who like most of the people on this board. "LOL, Smash Bros isn't a real fighting game! Where's the win button? Oh crap, I just got killed 10 times in the first 30 seconds.

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The only crappy thing is that they're making you play with Wiimote w/Nunchuck. It blows. I played it today using that setup at Gamestop, it's unplayable garbage. Wiimote is good for some games, but this isn't one of them. Only God's most perfect controller, The Wavebird, can play Smash Bros the way it's meant to played, and Gamestop is wrong for not realizing that. Come on Gamestop, have you not felt the way the Wavebird melts into the contours of your hands, become an extension of your body, making my Melee battles become almost a cyber zen-like experience, where I'm not no longer inputting commands with a controller but the inputs are flowing directly from my brain into the computer? Have you?? Probably not, because you're a bunch of twats. "Oh oh, we want to make it fair for people who haven't played Melee before!" WTF, those people don't even deserved to be there. While we're at it, let's play a basketball tournament with soccer balls and 6 foot goals to make it fair for people who haven't played before. smh
