Author Topic: Hot Shots Golf 5 FAILS miserably. (Read 12862 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:18:21 AM »

JUST FUN. IN YO' FACE.

hyp · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:18:40 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:15:33 AM

i'll show your ring some likeyness

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #62 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:20:01 AM »

"excellent controls" -- and you're the one accusing me of not having played it?

go back to gaf, ninfag

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #63 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:20:40 AM »

bork · « **Reply #64 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:20:01 AM

"excellent controls" -- and you're the one accusing me of not having played it?

go back to gaf, ninfag

My last post on SB2 shut you right the fuck up...but I don't think it's needed for this game. You haven't played it, troll. Doesn't sound like you played HSG5 either, for that matter. You looked for panty shots and seemed disappointed there were none. Not enough loli for you?

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2008, 01:18:21 AM

JUST FUN. IN YO' FACE.

Capcom n' Camelot awesomeness.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:21:52 AM »

TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE
TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE

TVC15 · « **Reply #66 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:24:02 AM »

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We Love Golf! is played by swinging the Wii Remote like a golf club.

Yeah, this sounds terrible. Not interested.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:24:53 AM »

what do you mean it shut me up? you babbled about character design, i lol'd, realized you were off your meds, and wandered off to jerk off onto a spreadsheet somewhere. sb2 is ghetto gobshite compared to orochi warriors -- i didn't know i had to repeat that every week!

hyp · « **Reply #68 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:25:21 AM »

advanced shot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waggle

HSG wins!

demi · « **Reply #69 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:25:26 AM »

all of the games listed here suck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:25:50 AM »

The people have spoken and they say waggle is the future and the future is now (and waggle!).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #71 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:26:31 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 20, 2008, 01:24:02 AM

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We Love Golf! is played by swinging the Wii Remote like a golf club.

Yeah, this sounds terrible. Not interested.

the special ed gamers here don't understand that we don't WANT some verisimilitude with the game of golf. we want a pastoral, bobbleheaded take on artillery, not pretend golf club swings and capcom fanservice.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #72 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:26:38 AM »

shut up willco, youre like a cult leader

hyp · « **Reply #73 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:28:11 AM »

how bout we just celebrate the good of HSGOB?

http://yearofps3.com/?p=24

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:29:23 AM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 20, 2008, 01:26:38 AM

shut up willco, youre like a cult leader

You anti-semitic prick! Judaism is not a cult, you jerk!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #75 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:34:49 AM »

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make this the most realistic non-realistic styled golf game to date. Tiger Who? Exactly.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #76 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:36:58 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 19, 2008, 11:09:47 PM

oh come off it, MnG online is one of my favourite games of all time, i sunk hours of my life into the game and MGS5 is a step backwards.

It's had a graphics upgrade, we have a new control method, less extras and the same distinguished mentally-challenged online system which may have been acceptable back then, but to replicate the same horrid system in this gen is a) not acceptable b) ignored the complaints that were out there.

the sad thing here is the only way Sony will get better at this crap is if multi console owners keep moaning because sony fans seem happy to bend over and take it again and again and instead of asking Sony to improve/get better, they just clap and accept it all.

MnG5 -is- a good game, but it could and should have been much better.

SMH at Dcharlie

:spitzer

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #77 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:38:24 AM »

holy fuck what happened to jotaro, he looks like he's aged fifteen years

TVC15 · « **Reply #78 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:41:34 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:26:31 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 20, 2008, 01:24:02 AM
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We Love Golf! is played by swinging the Wii Remote like a golf club.

Yeah, this sounds terrible. Not interested.

the special ed gamers here don't understand that we don't WANT some verisimilitude with the game of golf. we want a pastoral, bobbleheaded take on artillery, not pretend golf club swings and capcom fanservice.

I want something I can play adequately while extremely fucked up, which means no waggle. The Wii is largely showing the same pattern as the DS: the best games are usually the ones that don't heavily subscribe to their system's gimmick.

bork · « **Reply #79 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:43:53 AM »

Hey re-re's, We Love Golf IS NOT PLAYED by swinging the Wiimote like a golf club. That's Super Swing Golf Pangya.

So much epic homo fail.

MCD · « **Reply #80 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:43:59 AM »

We Love Golf! is developed by Camelot.

if it's fun like Mario Power Tennis I'd probably like it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #81 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:45:38 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on March 20, 2008, 01:43:53 AM

Hey re-re's, We Love Golf IS NOT PLAYED by swinging the Wiimote like a golf club. That's Super Swing Golf Pangya.

So much epic homo fail.

I got my info from Wikipedia, which is never wrong and is monitored by descendants of nazis. So stop being wrong.

TVC15 · « **Reply #82 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:47:33 AM »

Also IGN:

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We Love Golf is a golf game where you use the Wiimote as a virtual golf club. Okay, so that's not much of a surprise. We were pleasantly surprised by the feel of the controls, though. The game does a good job of accurately capturing your swings. Like the best waggle-ready titles, it gets you to assume a proper golfer's stance even though you could probably get away with playing while seated.

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To take a swing, you hold down A and swing the Wiimote just like a golf club.

bork · « **Reply #83 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:49:43 AM »

You do use the Wiimote, but not like in Pangya. I think the best way to describe is "relaxed" waggle control. You just use the Wiimote to line up the shot bar instead of clicking a button like in Hot Shots. That's it. The Wiimote (no nunchuck needed) is also used to control the entire game...move it upwards to get an overhead shot of the course, back down to return to normal, etc. It's awesome controls. For once.

IGN is on some serious "jap bastard shit or what" stuff.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #84 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:50:06 AM »

like i said, lyte has never played we love golf

bork · « **Reply #85 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:51:25 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:50:06 AM

like i said, lyte has never played we love golf

Let's get back on topic to why you quietly dodged the subject of talking panty shots. On lolis. In a golf game.

TVC15 · « **Reply #86 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:52:36 AM »

Lyte Edge: Wrong on We Love Golf, Probably Wrong on Sengoku Basara 2

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #87 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:53:05 AM »

because when i see bike shorts where there were none before, i think "lol they don't think americans should see panties, but that's okay, because all the pedos moved to japan"

bork · « **Reply #88 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:54:11 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 20, 2008, 01:51:47 AM

Sounds like waggleish shit Lyte. I'm not dusting off my Wii and finding the controller my cat keeps hiding for that.

Oh, it IS waggle, just not over the top crazy like Super Swing Golf does it. I wouldn't describe "golf stances" and "swinging" as terms that fit into We Love Golf. Epic, epic fail from that "journalist."

Perhaps the fact that you DON'T do this is why Wiitards in Japan didn't eat it up. :'(

bork · « **Reply #89 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:54:54 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:53:05 AM

because when i see bike shorts where there were none before, i think "lol they don't think americans should see panties, but that's okay, because all the pedos moved to japan"

You sound angry about this.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #90 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:55:20 AM »

that, and it was made by inferior golf game developer camelot, who made the painfully dated original hsg titles and the terrible toadstool tour

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #91 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:57:03 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on March 20, 2008, 01:54:54 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:53:05 AM
because when i see bike shorts where there were none before, i think "lol they don't think americans should see panties, but that's okay, because all the pedos moved to japan"

You sound angry about this.

perhaps it is because i do not have veritable PASTURES of pvc figurines showing their panties to assuage my deplorable geek condition!

perhaps

bork · « **Reply #92 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:59:06 AM »

It's just more Nintendo prejudice from Seattle-based MS racists.

"I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY NINTHINGS, SFAGS, AND MICRO$LUTS WILL BE ABLE TO TALK GAMES AT THE SAME TABLE."

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 01:57:03 AM

perhaps it is because i do not have veritable PASTURES of pvc figurines showing their panties to assuage my deplorable geek condition!

perhaps

And yet here you are, commenting on changes from panties to biker shorts!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #93 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:00:13 AM »

and deliberately referencing you in the observation, it would seem

what is going on!

bork · « **Reply #94 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:02:50 AM »

Also, I think the thread topic pretty much justifies everything when a thread about how miserable a game is DERAILS. Clearly talking about panties and waggle is more fun than playing Hot Shots Golf 5. The year of PS3 continues!

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 02:00:13 AM

and deliberately referencing you in the observation, it would seem

what is going on!

Which you have been doing for years now. Quite the unhealthy obsession! It's a way for you to try and pass off your own perverted tendencies off as nothing, I get it. You should come to the Japan where you can be among your fellow nerds and not have to worry what society thinks of you. Plenty of loli for you to oggle!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #95 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:03:08 AM »

Demod Lyte Edge. He's letting the power go to his head.

bork · « **Reply #96 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:03:54 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 20, 2008, 02:03:08 AM

Demod Lyte Edge. He's letting the power go to his head.

BANNED.

TVC15 · « **Reply #97 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:09:34 AM »

You know lyte edge, I have some pictures of one of EB's best posters in panties. PM me for details.

bork · « **Reply #98 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:36:42 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 20, 2008, 03:09:34 AM

You know lyte edge, I have some pictures of one of EB's best posters in panties. PM me for details.

I wasn't sure if I should go with

or :spitzer.

Ichirou · « **Reply #99 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:41:13 AM »

If you find fat men with mental problems attractive, you will enjoy the pics.

bork · « **Reply #100 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:47:41 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 20, 2008, 03:41:13 AM

If you find fat men with mental problems attractive, you will enjoy the pics.

So clearly the answer is :gerstmann.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #101 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:28:34 PM »

Clearly u all suk. I miss the Evilbore gaming forum that had its head fucking on straight.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #102 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:06:32 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 19, 2008, 10:53:35 PM

Hey, so i sign up for the next available slot to play in the 50 people cut tournament, but it's not for another 49 minutes.

Oh, i can't go and play single player? i have to run around in this lobby?

:Bow Sony, you know how online works good!

What

Are you fucking kidding me

hyp · « **Reply #103 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:19:34 PM »

Quote from: Blanka Face on March 20, 2008, 12:28:34 PM

Clearly u all suk. I miss the Evilbore gaming forum that had its head fucking on straight.

that's what i'm saying. let's just celebrate the joys of HSG5! advanced shot! :fistpump

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #104 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:23:56 PM »

NO LETS ALL SUK PS3 WII COCK EVEN THO ALMOST NO GAMES! LETS PRETEND BAD GAMES GOOD!

hyp · « **Reply #105 on:** March 20, 2008, 01:26:09 PM »

so much for trying to be positive for a change. :'(

HSG5

y2kev · « **Reply #106 on:** March 20, 2008, 08:44:48 PM »

Microsoft not having a big Japanese foothold is great when it comes to this stuff. Sony and Nintendo and the other third parties just do not get online. They just do not. Capcom-- still on online in monster hunter portable, charges for online in console MHs. Sega-- Phantasy Star Unibortion. Nintendo-- lol. Sony-- Japanese studios do not have voice chat in their games, do not have standard features. Konami-- somehow tries to shoehorn Metal Gear into an online game. Square Enix-- Crystal Chronicles DS without online, somehow made FFXI online by some voodoo magic.

some big fucking disaster in that country

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #107 on:** March 20, 2008, 09:19:17 PM »

Capcom had it with LP at least.

TVC15 · « **Reply #108 on:** March 23, 2008, 05:43:33 AM »

Hmmmm, it could be that I'm still getting used to the game's timing, but I'd swear that I am experiencing some controller lag on this game. Can anyone comment?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #109 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:20:32 PM »

same -- i hafta compensate to get perfect impacts, especially after playing hot shots psp.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #110 on:** March 23, 2008, 02:33:07 PM »

I haven't really experienced it but I haven't had any issue with lag in any other games. Sucks that you guys have to deal with that shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #111 on:** March 23, 2008, 03:44:26 PM »

This is the only game where it's been anything resembling an issue.

My friend with rock Band on PS3 has it terrible--the game's controls are lagged like a half second behind the music in the game. He's done everything to try to correct it.

drohne · « **Reply #112 on:** March 23, 2008, 08:07:04 PM »

it's presumably display lag rather than controller lag -- all fixed-pixel hdtvs have got some. if your tv has a 'game mode' that should help.

i'm unhappy with my tv in various ways, but it lags so little that i'm kind of hesitant to upgrade

TVC15 · « **Reply #113 on:** March 23, 2008, 08:12:27 PM »

This is the only game I've experienced it with at all. I'm beginning to think this game is just kind of technically blah.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #114 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM »

my tv doesn't have lag issues in any other game, including hot shots golf fore

TVC15 · « **Reply #115 on:** March 23, 2008, 10:50:24 PM »

Also, my TV is rear projection. Do those even get input lag? I thought that was an LCD or plasma thing.

drohne · « **Reply #116 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »

unless it's a crt projection set, it's doing the same kind of scaling and digital image processing as an lcd or plasma, and that's what causes lag. i won't try to tell you what you are or aren't experiencing, but i don't see why or how clap hanz would let input lag creep into a game that's extremely sensitive to it -- that would be more than 'technically blah'

TVC15 · « **Reply #117 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:35:51 PM »

Quote from: drohne on March 23, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

unless it's a crt projection set, it's doing the same kind of scaling and digital image processing as an lcd or plasma, and that's what causes lag. i won't try to tell you what you are or aren't experiencing, but i don't see why or how clap hanz would let input lag creep into a game that's extremely sensitive to it -- that would be more than 'technically blah'

As I've said, I experience lag with no other games, including games that I know have issues with it, so if it's on the head of anyone, it's Clap Hanz.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #118 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:36:48 PM »

I'm personally playing on a 65" Toshiba DLP (1080p)

I'm wondering if people experiencing Blue Tooth dropouts and other problems in the past could experience a slight lag. In my case, I could be subconciously compensating and I don't notice.

TVC15 · « **Reply #119 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:38:29 PM »

I'm at 720p, here.

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Author Topic: Hot Shots Golf 5 FAILS miserably. (Read 12862 times)