potential roommates: if you hear porn outside the door, DON'T OPEN IT

[drew]

Getting comfortably drunk is an almost sure fire way of not nutting in the first couple minutes.

Yeah, but all that does is give you an extra 5 minutes.

I imagine the world record for a first time is 10 minutes max, it's not gonna happen.  But first impressions are vital, so you've gotta eat her out until you're ready to go again.  That way you get to sleep with her again and she won't avoid your calls.

[Ichirou]

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[recursivelyenumerable]

I imagine the world record for a first time is 10 minutes max

I set a new world record last fall, apparently. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Beating the meat should not take 30-40 minutes.  If you're still jacking it after a couple minutes, you did something wrong.

Getting comfortably drunk is an almost sure fire way of not nutting in the first couple minutes.

Yeah, but all that does is give you an extra 5 minutes.

I imagine the world record for a first time is 10 minutes max, it's not gonna happen.  But first impressions are vital, so you've gotta eat her out until you're ready to go again.  That way you get to sleep with her again and she won't avoid your calls.

Took me 30 minutes, son.  Fortunately my condom was so tight that it made my dick feel like a hard, numb mass that I just thrusted into a vagina without any sort of rhythm at all.  Fortunately, I got the hang of it towards the end.

[tiesto]

Took me a while my first time too, b/c the condom was too tight and cut off circulation. I now know that I'm a magnum man, at least.

[Tauntaun]

Took me a while my first time too, b/c the condom was too tight and cut off circulation. I now know that I'm a magnum man, at least.

[Phoenix Dark]

It depends on what I'm watching. Often I'll start slow - often with my hand below the head - and then start pulling hard brushing against the head for nerve stimuli. But if something amazing happens in the porn I might be unable to hold anylonger and bam