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System: PSP
Price: $40
Release date: 3/25/08

Summary: Play as Cloud Strife when he was actually Zack Fair.

Gameplay: Mash X button and let roulette do random limit breaks for you.

Appeal: Final Fantasy VII nostalgia wank.

Who else is getting this day one?

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Reviews:

1up: B+
Gamespy: 4/5
IGN: 8.5/10
« Last Edit: March 25, 2008, 01:26:30 AM by Himuro »
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demi

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i beat it already

zack dies
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Himu

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fa real?!!?
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Lock this shit.  Himu doesn't get to decide the game of the month.  He has shit taste.
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Wasn't that known from ff7, demi?

Himu

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I will beat it with in a day for the "story" and then start a new game on hard mode for quests.

Wasn't that known from ff7, demi?

Yeah, Zack gets like 999 bullets in him and dies like a bitch.
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Wasn't that known from ff7, demi?

yeah which is why tards lap this up
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Lock this shit.  Himu doesn't get to decide the game of the month.  He has shit taste.

I thought this thread was suspect from the beginning.
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wild arms xf is game of the month

this thread reeks of gaffotry
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Himu

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more like final fantasy fan faggotry
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2008, 12:19:53 AM »
lol zack dies
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2008, 12:19:57 AM »
there is no difference
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2008, 12:22:18 AM »
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 01:01:22 AM »
No need for two threads, so I locked mine. Here are my latest thoughts on the game.

Played a lot more of the game, but I'll be brief:

+Combat is a lot of fun and fast. I never once felt bothered by the random battles in the game.
+Some graphics later in the game are :o :o :o. Framerate is very stable, not one instance of slowdown during my 10 hours of playtime. And I think it runs at 60 fps to boot! FMV's are entertaining to watch (drama lulz).
+The FFVII track remixes are fantastic.
-The story is pretty shitty. :lol It feels very similar to Advent Children, if you didn't like the "narrative" in that you won't like the story in this game. Did Nomura write the script for this one?
-The DMW system basically makes the boss battles a game of luck and chance. I had to repeat a boss fight 2 times because I kept getting shitty hits on the slots. This might be because of Hard Mode, though.
-The battle system feels a little too simple at times (the materia system is the only thing I liked). There isn't any real strategy involved, this feels more like a Kingdom Hearts game than a FF one so don't go in expecting your next SRPG. 

So far this game falls in the B-ish range. I am enjoying it more than FFVII. I must say though it plays really well as a handheld game. Battles don't require too much concentration. Missions are brief but plentiful. Accessing shops by pressing triangle is awesome and very convenient.

I think I'll finish the game by the end of the week. I'll write my full "review" then. 
 

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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2008, 01:03:23 AM »
you could have left yours open man. i was going to use that one
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2008, 01:04:47 AM »
Nah, man. I like your OP way more. :pirate

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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2008, 01:05:34 AM »
 :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2008, 01:15:17 AM »
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Re: Mediocre fanservice thread: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2008, 01:20:15 AM »
haters gtfo

ff7 lovers onry
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2008, 01:25:53 AM »
lmao 13 guests
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2008, 01:28:11 AM »
materia system appreciation thread starts now
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2008, 01:29:46 AM »
What the heck at all these guest?

Register, bitches.
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2008, 01:31:35 AM »
materia system appreciation thread starts now

i just equipped knights of the round
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2008, 01:33:38 AM »
How are you playing, Himuro?  The game comes out later today.  It's Tuesday in the East Coast right now.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2008, 01:35:06 AM »
I don't have it yet. I was pretending i equipped knights of the round because i wish i was cloud strife :(
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2008, 01:36:51 AM »
Jeez, I just noticed that you almost have 20000 posts.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2008, 01:37:03 AM »
mime that shit himu
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2008, 01:37:16 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2008, 01:38:46 AM »
I don't have it yet. I was pretending i equipped knights of the round because i wish i was cloud strife :(

You wish you were a skinny blonde man?

smh

he has a cute teenage ninja friend :(

mime that shit himu

4x cut nicca
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2008, 01:39:20 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2008, 01:41:32 AM »
16! almost legal, baby!
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2008, 01:42:54 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2008, 01:43:26 AM »
NOOOOOOOO YUFFIE
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2008, 01:47:38 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2008, 01:51:19 AM »
:(
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2008, 01:52:16 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2008, 02:10:33 AM »
ugh goddamn spoilers

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2008, 02:14:35 AM »
OLD SPOILERZ
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2008, 02:15:06 AM »
10 year old spoilerz.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2008, 02:16:34 AM »
Maybe you should focus on Tifa instead.  She has massive mammaries.

she borign
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2008, 02:21:21 AM »
10 year old spoilerz.

not that I really care but this defense has no credibility cause you may have forgotten something from the original game. A spoiler is a spoiler. Why do people always defend themself with saying that you should have already KNOWN it was gonna happen because you played the game 90 years ago?

again, not that I care for this spoiler, but I've seen it done with other games/occassions as well.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2008, 02:22:28 AM »
wat
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2008, 02:23:05 AM »
@ PSlave: You mean on EB?

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2008, 02:33:20 AM »
10 year old spoilerz.

not that I really care but this defense has no credibility cause you may have forgotten something from the original game. A spoiler is a spoiler. Why do people always defend themself with saying that you should have already KNOWN it was gonna happen because you played the game 90 years ago?

again, not that I care for this spoiler, but I've seen it done with other games/occassions as well.

shut up you cigarillo
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2008, 02:36:07 AM »
@ PSlave: You mean on EB?

EB, GAF yeah
it's just some trend I noticed. People think they can avoid being punished for spoilers by claiming it's an old spoiler anyway. As if everyone remembers every detail ::)



demi, you shut up taco.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2008, 02:38:19 AM »
wah wah wahhhhh
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2008, 02:44:00 AM »
I take spoilers very seriously, make one more spoiler and I'm reporting you to MAF, cigarillo.
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2008, 02:57:39 AM »
aeris also dies
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2008, 02:58:39 AM »
Aeris is in this game? :hyper

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2008, 02:59:57 AM »
yes i believe so

shes a ho
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2008, 03:01:22 AM »
tbh I don't know shit about this game. The only game I've been following lately is GTA4. I don't even know the genre of this Crisis Core game :rofl

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2008, 03:06:18 AM »
it's an action rpg, but some reviewers say battles play out like they're turn based *shrug*
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2008, 03:06:24 AM »
the genre is kingdom hearts, brought to you by sqeenix.

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2008, 03:08:46 AM »
kingdom hearts  :yuck

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2008, 03:09:08 AM »
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2008, 03:23:43 AM »
Hmm, I have a tendency to avoid FF7 related spinoff games because it ruins the original for me. I'm not interested in backstories and getting to understand everything completely. Square has lost it's touch years ago anyway, and with that the ability to make games that has a certain 'magic/charm' to them.

Also I really don't like how the guy is justifying the lack of a world map by saying "it cuts down exploration time". What the fuck? I thought that was the best part of videogames. Why is everyone so obsessed with finishing games as quickly as possible smh.

However the game does look very shiny and the graphics are unbelievable. The soundtracks interests me too and it will be fun to see some locations in 3D. I will be buying a PSP within a few months I hope and once this gets an English translation, I'll be sure to buy/pirate it.


ps. I noticed the guy said Square Ennix at the beginning. I pronounce it as "eeenix" :ninja

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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2008, 03:29:06 AM »
it's Ay-nix

Powerslave: this is the first FF7 spin off i'm buying. i'm hopeful.

Consider this is a portable game. Cutting down on exploration and making it easy for on the go play is an appeal of portable gaming.
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Re: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core official evilbore thread of ZACK DIES
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2008, 03:32:19 AM »
Well I consider Advent Children as a spin-off too and it seems everything Square is gonna do from now on, will be in the Advent Children fashion. Crisis Core included.