Author Topic: if($deltaA[0] != 0); IS ALWAYS TRUE WHY $DEITY WHY (Read 3168 times)

T234 · « **on:** March 27, 2008, 04:45:54 PM »

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:49:39 PM »

if /your.+?ass/ $mycock++;
$_ = $mycock;

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:51:57 PM »

use Date::Manip;
use Roman;

print "input a date \n";
$inputDate = <>;

$curDate = `date '+%m/%d/%y%n'`;
$Date = ParseDate($inputDate);
$DateNow = ParseDate($curDate);

if ($Date > $DateNow)
{
print "you're from the future";
exit;
}

if (! $Date)
{
print "error";
exit;
}
print "$Date";
print "\n";

print "$curDate";

print "\n";

$delta = DateCalc($Date,$DateNow, 1, 1);

print "$delta";
print "\n";
$delta = substr($delta, 1);

$curDate = `date '+%m/%d/%y%n'`;
$Date = ParseDate($inputDate);
$DateNow = ParseDate($curDate);

if ($Date > $DateNow)
{
print "you're from the future";
exit;
}

if (! $Date)
{
print "error";
exit;
}
print "$Date";
print "\n";

print "$curDate";

print "\n";

$delta = DateCalc($Date,$DateNow, 1, 1);

print "$delta";
print "\n";
$delta = substr($delta, 1);
@deltaA = split(/:/, $delta);

print "@deltaA \n";
print "$deltaA[0]"

if($deltaA[0] != "0"); <-----------------------------------------Always returns true.
{
print "test \n";
#exit;
print "@deltaA \n";
print "$deltaA[0]"
}
exit;

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:52:02 PM »

you are reaching himuro levels of shit threads

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:55:27 PM »

What the fuck is this shit.

T234 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:01:51 PM »

The bane of my current existence is what.

EDIT:

Been working on this shit for 13 hours over the past two days.

HotByCold · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:09:27 PM »

Wow, this looks interesting.
Are you one of them science geniuses?

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:09:58 PM »

Fuck no. In fact,

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:14:00 PM »

please don't tell me you worked on the above code for 13 hours

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:14:59 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:15:33 PM »

About 15 minutes under that

T234 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:17:21 PM »

I suck at programming :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:20:45 PM »

i'm sorry :'( but:

SMH

HotByCold · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:24:55 PM »

What does "smh" stand for?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:26:37 PM »

"synbios makes ha-ha"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:27:59 PM »

might be synbios, but i'm not terribly concerned with evilbore mccarthyism

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:30:56 PM »

I have a test in the same class at 5

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 27, 2008, 04:49:39 PM

if /your.+?ass/ $mycock++;
$_ = $mycock;

gay subtext, literally. I lulled

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 27, 2008, 05:27:28 PM

Which joke character is this HotByCold? Have we figured it out?

Definite joke character. Except not even a fun or interesting one.

Unless you find cold generic responses entertaining. fuckin zzz

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:15:15 PM »

according to mupepe.com's phoenixdark, he was someone he invited from gaf on account of his "interesting porn tastes."

yeah, dumb fucking teenagers. really, you should have to be 24 yrs or older to use the internet.

HotByCold · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on March 27, 2008, 06:11:29 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 27, 2008, 05:27:28 PM
Which joke character is this HotByCold? Have we figured it out?

Definite joke character. Except not even a fun or interesting one.

Unless you find cold generic responses entertaining. fuckin zzz

SMH

Was that the correct way of using this acronym?

HotByCold · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 27, 2008, 06:33:24 PM

smh @ your generic response. wake me up when Prole shoots his foot off or Willco gets here.

SMH

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:34:54 PM »

three shots of 1800 down but i dunno if my stomach can handle another

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 27, 2008, 06:15:15 PM

according to mupepe.com's phoenixdark, he was someone he invited from gaf on account of his "interesting porn tastes."

yeah, dumb fucking teenagers. really, you should have to be 24 yrs or older to use the internet.

I like to look at attractive women without their clothes on. I'm sorry that's not interesting enough for you guys.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:42:21 PM »

so do i, but it really doesn't merit discussion among adults since sex isn't quite the all-consuming novelty it is to the teenaged and lovelorn

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2008, 07:39:14 PM »

Seriously, check his post history. Everything's who? what? how? He's like a baby that was left naked out in the tundra to be raised by wolves and just made his way to a computer for the first time at a public library.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2008, 08:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on March 27, 2008, 07:39:14 PM

Seriously, check his post history. Everything's who? what? how? He's like a baby that was left naked out in the tundra to be raised by wolves and just made his way to a computer for the first time at a public library.

We should eat him.....her.....it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:37:52 PM »

What are you actually getting for $deltaA[0]? The empty string, maybe? I don't have Perl on this computer and the documentation for the DateManip module is a bit vague, but my guess is that when the dates are the same the delta string doesn't actually feature a sign, so you're just chopping off the zero itself.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2008, 12:14:27 AM »

er wait, there is no semicolon between a conditional and its statement block. We've been through this.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2008, 12:42:48 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 27, 2008, 06:15:15 PM

yeah, dumb fucking teenagers. really, you should have to be 24 yrs or older to use the internet.

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2008, 01:59:07 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2008, 12:14:27 AM

er wait, there is no semicolon between a conditional and its statement block. We've been through this.

If I don't I get two syntax errors.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2008, 02:04:58 AM »

you're missing a semicolon after the preceding print statement.

T234 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2008, 02:34:38 AM »

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Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2008, 02:36:01 AM »

T234 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2008, 12:34:25 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 28, 2008, 05:56:51 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 27, 2008, 05:14:00 PM
please don't tell me you worked on the above code for 13 hours

SMH

This is some grade-A kindergarten programming stuff. Shoulda taken him 20 minutes tops.

:'( I suck :'(

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