All right, no more playing around. It's time for serious discussion. Why do I think Metal Gear Solid 4 is coming out for the Xbox 360? I don't think it is, I know it's coming.
How do I know this? Because I live in Japan. This means I am automatically the authority on all things Japanese. I know anime. I know games. I have been to Akihabara, the otaku capitol of the world. Therefore I should be taken seriously, because I live in Japan. I have met Japanese people, and Japanese people know everything video games, because they make them. And I know this because I live in Japan. I know a guy that works for Konami. I know a guy that works for Capcom. I even know a guy that works for those gaijin at Microsoft. I have my sources. I even know this guy that kind of looks like Hideo Kojima, and therefore must be related to him. Why do I have these sources? It's simple, because I live in Japan. I have eaten sushi before. At a restaurant. In Japan. And I can do this because I live in Japan. I can speak Japanese, such as "haii" and "wak-are-ee-mahs-kar," therefore I can communicate with the Japanese people, which of course in turn means I can find out about new video games before you gaijin can. I have exclusive access to publications such as the esteemed, critically-acclaimed Famitsu magazine. It's written by people who know what they're talking about. The reviews are always on point and always unbiased. And I know this because I live in Japan. I was given the honor to reside in Japan from the EMPEROR HIMSELF, The almighty Himura Kenshin-sama-dono-desu. AND therefore, my credibility CANNOT be challenged. I am an industry insider in every sense of the word.
Because I live in Japan.