Author Topic: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide (Read 19931 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #60 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:05:18 AM »

With Duaner Sanchez back and looking pretty damn good, the Mets bullpen is about 125% better. Even if his velocity isn't quite up to pre-injury 2006, his change is still absolutely disgusting.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #61 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:42:39 AM »

Do Oakland fans still hate Ichiro? I remember they used to throw batteries at him out in right field...

5-1 M's in the 5th, baby!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #62 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:43:18 AM »

Is Ibanez tearing it up? He's been absolutely awesome for my fantasy team.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #63 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:46:06 AM »

Raul is 2 for 3 (two singles) with a run scored tonight.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #64 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:47:11 AM »

RAAUULLLLLLLL

Mets game is going to the bottom of the 13th.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #65 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:48:42 AM »

Silva has been absolutely phenomenal so far for us. Not like Bedard, who's already on the DL...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #66 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:04:58 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 18, 2008, 12:42:39 AM

Do Oakland fans still hate Ichiro? I remember they used to throw batteries at him out in right field...

5-1 M's in the 5th, baby!

Yeah, they booed him pretty fierce at the Colliseum. Which is odd. Usually star players get that weird, equal mix of cheers and jeers from an away crowd, but Ichiro was booed like he was Barry Bonds.

Mandark · « **Reply #67 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:43:30 AM »

There isn't a lot of parking at the Nationals new stadium, and it seems like they were using the lack of parking spaces as leverage to make people buy season tickets. They ran an ad showing someone who had bought single tickets driving around forever, unable to find parking.

That's kind of a dick move and it's probably something only the Redskins could pull off in this area. But if it makes people use the Metro, I'm all for it.

PS Zach Greinke! This is his fifth consecutive year as my sleeper pitcher, and finally everything's coming up Milhouse.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #68 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:48:48 AM »

Another guy who's carrying my fantasy team!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #69 on:** April 18, 2008, 05:21:15 AM »

Rockies and Padres in the 21st inning.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #70 on:** April 18, 2008, 05:46:58 AM »

Rockies win in 22

Wanted to see them break the record.

Rman · « **Reply #71 on:** April 18, 2008, 09:51:33 AM »

Manny is ridiculous at the plate this year. I fear when Ortiz wakes out of his slump. And Beckett owned us again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #72 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Rman on April 18, 2008, 09:51:33 AM

Manny is ridiculous at the plate this year. I fear when Ortiz wakes out of his slump. And Beckett owned us again.

Manny is pretty awesome, but check out one Larry Jones Jr:

.443 4 HR 14 RBI .478 OBP .689 SLG 1.166 OPS

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!

Rman · « **Reply #73 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:45:54 AM »

Chipper Jones has been one of my fav players throughout the years. Always a class act.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #74 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:12:48 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!

That would be the first time in half a decade.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #75 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 18, 2008, 12:12:48 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!

That would be the first time in half a decade.

Meh, up until 2004 he had played in at least 150 games for like 8 or 9 seasons in a row, and managed to play in 137 games in 2004. 2005 started his run of freak ass injuries.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #76 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:09:17 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 18, 2008, 02:43:30 AM

There isn't a lot of parking at the Nationals new stadium, and it seems like they were using the lack of parking spaces as leverage to make people buy season tickets. They ran an ad showing someone who had bought single tickets driving around forever, unable to find parking.

That's kind of a dick move and it's probably something only the Redskins could pull off in this area. But if it makes people use the Metro, I'm all for it.

We took the Metro to the Nationals game last Friday night. With the current price of gas, and the traffic problems in the D.C. area, I don't see why anyone would want to drive.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 22, 2008, 02:35:52 AM »

I want to have Utley's babies.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #78 on:** April 22, 2008, 02:55:10 AM »

Distantmantra can't even afford to drive a car anymore? No wonder he can't pay Ichi back yet.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #79 on:** April 24, 2008, 12:07:20 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM

Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player
He might even get a few walks this year!

lol, yea. He doesnt like to walk does he?

But I'm so glad that our highers ups were right about Andruw Jones. LOL. Poor Dodgers, stuck with a huge salary player who cant hit anymore apparantly.

Whats he hitting? .176?

(Yea, I know the season's early.)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #80 on:** April 27, 2008, 05:25:43 PM »

Atlolta Braves

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #81 on:** April 27, 2008, 06:10:29 PM »

I went to the M's game last, and while Bedard looked really good, JJ Putz had a horrible 9th inning. He didn't look comfortable out there on the mound. I wonder if he's still hurt...

As for today's game, Felix is on fire!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #82 on:** April 27, 2008, 07:48:51 PM »

I FOOKING HATE YOU CAJOLEJUICE

Grecco · « **Reply #83 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:25:51 AM »

Anyone read the lastest bit on Roger Clemens at Rotoworld/

Seems he was a pedo having a "relationship" for 10 years with a country star, that started at age 15.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #84 on:** April 28, 2008, 06:11:21 AM »

Roger Clemens is being dragged through the mud.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #85 on:** May 24, 2008, 01:27:36 PM »

Adam Dunn already has 250 career home runs, despite hitting below .250 for his career. He's only 28 year old, so he'll probably end up with over 500 homers. It makes me wonder if he'll make the hall of fame.

When will Chipper dip below .400? June? July? August?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #86 on:** May 24, 2008, 01:30:08 PM »

Soon. Please, God.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #87 on:** May 24, 2008, 01:32:05 PM »

so how about them tigers

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #88 on:** May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM »

I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #89 on:** May 24, 2008, 01:41:36 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 24, 2008, 01:39:44 PM

Tigers have won more games this week than the Pistons and Redwings combined.

I should work for Sony.

omfg

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #90 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:01:03 AM »

Mike Gonzalez is back. Watch out Phillies.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #91 on:** June 18, 2008, 04:07:20 PM »

It would just be me saying how much the Rays are awesome and how much everyone else are tools because they thought they'd have a loosing season this year.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #92 on:** June 18, 2008, 04:16:27 PM »

meh... my Braves doing horrible on the road this year.

I've been watching the CWS mainly. My GA Bulldogs waiting to see who they play again out of Miami and Standford.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #93 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:38:50 PM »

Sylar, I wore my Rays cap to class tonight. Got some strange looks though...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #94 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:46:13 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM

I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.

Dreams *can* come true...

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #95 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:49:30 PM »

Woah...it happened at 3:15 am too.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #96 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:51:33 PM »

Man, I hope I have a dream where I have sex with Jessica Biel soon.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #97 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:01:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 09:46:13 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM
I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.

Dreams *can* come true...

Yes, yes they can. Bavasi getting fired is proof.

Now only if Sexson is released, Clement becomes the catacher and Jojima gets moved to first base...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #98 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM »

Sexson *is* gonna get released.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #99 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM

Sexson *is* gonna get released.

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #100 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:13:08 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released.

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.

No really

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/FantasySourceFastball/156273

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #101 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:17:16 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 18, 2008, 09:38:50 PM

Sylar, I wore my Rays cap to class tonight. Got some strange looks though...

You a true soljah.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #102 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:22:50 PM »

So...sports radio has a different tone this week. Tigers are winning games now?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #103 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:24:55 PM »

They still suck like the Yankees. A million wins won't change the fact that your team is still lagging behind a team with like an 1/16th of your payroll.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #104 on:** June 19, 2008, 02:46:35 PM »

And McLaren is gone.

Sexson HAS to be next.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #105 on:** June 19, 2008, 02:58:55 PM »

Vidro and Sexson are reportedly gone, too.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #106 on:** June 19, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »

How much do they still owe Sexson?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #107 on:** June 19, 2008, 03:24:24 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 03:16:54 PM

How much do they still owe Sexson?

He's getting paid $15,500,000 this season.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #108 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 19, 2008, 03:34:14 PM

omg there's baseball discussion going on.

don't jinx it...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #109 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:42:58 PM »

Hey Yankees fans:

Just because Mo Rivera can do a save doesn't make him the best ever.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #110 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:46:33 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 19, 2008, 04:42:58 PM

Hey Yankees fans:

Just because Mo Rivera can do a save doesn't make him the best ever.

Oh Snap!

LOL @ Yankees fans.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But cry for Braves fans because yearly our closers suck, except for when we had smoltz there

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #111 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:44:18 PM »

Haha the cubs sucked. Grand slam by Carl Crawford

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #112 on:** June 19, 2008, 11:03:37 PM »

Welp, the Rays just swept the best team in the NL.

Suck it down haterz.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #113 on:** June 19, 2008, 11:47:27 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released.

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.

Well, the good news is that you should only have six more games to go for that!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #114 on:** June 20, 2008, 04:00:02 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 11:03:37 PM

Welp, the Rays just swept the best team in the NL.

Suck it down haterz.

The NL is DOOMED if the Rays make it to the world series.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #115 on:** June 20, 2008, 04:03:58 PM »

Cito Gaston?

Him?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #116 on:** June 24, 2008, 01:18:45 AM »

KING FELIX

GRAND SLAM OFF SANTANA

Ganhyun · « **Reply #117 on:** June 24, 2008, 09:49:58 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 24, 2008, 01:18:45 AM

KING FELIX

(Image removed from quote.)

GRAND SLAM OFF SANTANA

as a Braves fan, that was awesome.

As a Braves fan, us losing again makes me sad.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #118 on:** June 24, 2008, 09:55:44 AM »

Is there really any contention to the fact that the Rays are the best team in baseball, even though they're not leading the AL East?

Also the trade rumors going around regarding the RAYS are epic and will guarantee a World Series contending team this year (and lets be honest, this years rays will be the worst out of the upcoming years. MLB AM DOOMED CONFIRMED). Talks of CC Sabathia, Zach Grienke, Harden

Oh my god I might jizz myself from this excitement.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #119 on:** June 24, 2008, 09:57:42 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:55:44 AM

Is there really any contention to the fact that the Rays are the best team in baseball, even though they're not leading the AL East?

Also the trade rumors going around regarding the RAYS are epic and will guarantee a World Series contending team this year (and lets be honest, this years rays will be the worst out of the upcoming years. MLB AM DOOMED CONFIRMED). Talks of CC Sabathia, Zach Grienke, Harden

Oh my god I might jizz myself from this excitement.

Make sure you clean up afterwards.

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