Author Topic: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide (Read 19767 times)

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #180 on:** July 11, 2008, 10:47:48 PM »

5 in a row...what the sam hell :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #181 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:32:16 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on July 10, 2008, 11:33:56 PM

Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.

What if your team currently employs Jeff Francoeur?

I haven't watched a full Braves game in at least three weeks.

At least you HAVE the option to watch games, those of us out of market are bereft.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #182 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM »

Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #183 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM

Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #184 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:47:27 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.

We need a new GM.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #185 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:47:27 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.

We need a new GM.

Ricciardi just needs some guy to run shit through. Like a guy that gets to slap him upside the head if he's about to do something stupid. I could do that for a very nominal fee. Shit, I'd probably do it for booze and hookers.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #186 on:** July 11, 2008, 11:52:55 PM »

No deal.
Boot his ass; he's been here since 2001.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #187 on:** July 12, 2008, 12:09:19 AM »

Matt LaPorta hits his first homer in the Tribe organization. A 2 out, 2 run game winner.

2010 .. believe!

Grecco · « **Reply #188 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:37:32 AM »

Ricardi aint awfull. Hes better than many gms in the league.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #189 on:** July 12, 2008, 10:28:27 AM »

Quote from: Grecco on July 12, 2008, 01:37:32 AM

Ricardi aint awfull. Hes better than many gms in the league.

J. P. Ricciardi is a bad general manager. After seven years, after three managers, after more than doubling the Blue Jays payroll, the team is still very mediocre. With the time and resources he's been given, he's proven to be a bad evaluator of talent.

He's drafted poorly: very few players on the active roster have been drafted by him, and the farm system is one of the worst ranked in baseball.

He has made bad trades: guess who traded away Chad Gaudin?

He's overpaid for players: he's given too much money to Wells; Thomas, who isn't even on the roster; Burnett; and Ryan.

Ricciardi has had his chance and he has failed.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #190 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:20:53 AM »

Well, to defend him on one of those points, he kind of HAS to overpay for players since who wants to play in CANADIA?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #191 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:55:38 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 12, 2008, 11:20:53 AM

Well, to defend him on one of those points, he kind of HAS to overpay for players since who wants to play in CANADIA?

In the early 90's, the Blue Jays didn't have any problems getting Americans to play in Canada. If the team was well-run and winning, it would be able to attract good players again.

Anyway, let's say you're right. That means that the Blue Jays need to draft and trade well. And I think if they had a chimp with a dart board running the team over the last seven years, they'd have done no worse.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #192 on:** July 12, 2008, 07:04:43 PM »

Dumb ass rays. Get back to winning. I don't care if you're tired and just want to fuck and suck it out to the All Star Break. L2p.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #193 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:13:29 PM »

Fuck you Garza

Fuck you Ingins

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #194 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:22:58 PM »

Haha Rays.

Gonna get swept by a team that lost 10 straight.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #195 on:** July 12, 2008, 09:24:48 PM »

We'll still be in first even though we lost 7 straight.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #196 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:46:25 PM »

Anyone watch the HR derby last night?

LOL @ Rick Reilly: "It's a lousy night to be an atheist."

Josh Hamilton was a drug addict and out of baseball for three years.
Josh Hamilton "found Jesus."
Josh Hamilton hit a lot of home runs in the first round of a home run derby.
Thus, there is a god!

Speaking of home runs

The Blue Jays leader in home runs is a short, forty-year-old, Canadian, utility player.

Blue Jays :'(

Lone · « **Reply #197 on:** July 15, 2008, 05:01:46 PM »

Rick Reilly 4 POPE

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #198 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:13:42 AM »

14th inning stretch at 1:10am!!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #199 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:29:39 AM »

Josh Hamilton is awesome. Even though we had to give up Edison Volquez to get him and the Rangers barely have any pitching to begin with, it was totally worth it. I tip my hat to Josh Hamilton, Milton Bradley, and Ian Kinsler for keeping this team above .500.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #200 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:04:04 PM »

Imagine if we didn't dump his ass for being worthless, the Rays would be untouchable right now.

Rman · « **Reply #201 on:** July 26, 2008, 06:01:50 PM »

WTH @ Bobby Cox. What terrible decisions.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #202 on:** August 06, 2008, 04:43:32 PM »

NO ONE CAN CONTEND WITH 200RAYGHT.

I TOLD YOU GAF.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #203 on:** September 05, 2008, 01:07:01 PM »

Travis Snider, the Blue Jay's 20-year-old rookie, looks like he can really hit. I have to give J.P. credit for drafting him when he relented on his silly policy about drafting high-school grads.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #204 on:** September 05, 2008, 04:07:05 PM »

I wish I got to see him when he played with the Fisher Cats here in NH

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #205 on:** September 19, 2008, 09:13:11 PM »

I wish I could still post on MLB GAF because I would show those Ray bandwagoners what it means to be a REAL rays fan, who was predicting this season since last year

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #206 on:** September 19, 2008, 09:29:29 PM »

Sylar

By the way, the Brewers are trying to be even bigger chokers than the Mets.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #207 on:** September 20, 2008, 08:18:37 PM »

The Rays are going to the playoffs!

I demand to be unbanned!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #208 on:** September 23, 2008, 01:19:32 AM »

My gf and I went up to the second-to-last game at Yankee stadium. It was badass, especially since neither of us had been to Yankee Stadium before. The game was a 0-0 tie until a walkoff single by Robinson Cano. Got to see Sandman pitch

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #209 on:** September 23, 2008, 01:28:03 AM »

lolz, Mets are totally trying to choke again this season. I don't know if the Brewers have it in them to win a couple of games and catch them, tho. It's a shame that MLB jobbed the Asstros out of the race, they could have done it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #210 on:** September 23, 2008, 02:05:37 AM »

So, why the fuck does the Yankees need a new stadium again?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #211 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:50:36 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 23, 2008, 02:05:37 AM

So, why the fuck does the Yankees need a new stadium again?

From someone whose first visit was this weekend, and sat in the second-to-last row, they so DON'T.

I can't believe they have escalators.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #212 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM »

Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

$:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #213 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:37:28 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM

Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

$:-\$

The Mets NEEDED a new stadium, tho. For one, Shea was a toilet. Two, the shiny new toy will distract people next year from the fact that they've imploded the past two years in a row and despite the fact that they always get tons of hype and talk tons of shit, they somehow never manage to deliver the goods.

The New York Mets: The Sarah Palin of baseball!

y2kev · « **Reply #214 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:07:26 AM »

Mets: Will become president if the Yankees die!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #215 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:09:58 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on September 23, 2008, 10:07:26 AM

Mets: Will become president if the Yankees die!

Fortunately the Yankees are old and irrelevant, and have no chance of becoming President this year!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #216 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:04:39 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 23, 2008, 09:37:28 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

$:-\$

The Mets NEEDED a new stadium, tho. For one, Shea was a toilet. Two, the shiny new toy will distract people next year from the fact that they've imploded the past two years in a row and despite the fact that they always get tons of hype and talk tons of shit, they somehow never manage to deliver the goods.

The New York Mets: The Sarah Palin of baseball!

Where the fuck did I say that Shea wasn't anything but a piece of shit?

We were talking about the YANKEES getting a new stadium, asshole.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #217 on:** September 23, 2008, 02:21:40 PM »

HAHA U MAD

I think it's just the fact that you Mets fans have deal with the fact that your team isn't going to make the playoffs right at the end of the season. We Braves fans have a whole half season to let it sink in!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #218 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:40:23 PM »

Not sure if I've mentioned it here, but I'm going to the game on Saturday with my office. If they get eliminated on or by Saturday, I'm going to drink excessively and trash the suite in front of all my co-workers.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #219 on:** September 23, 2008, 07:52:28 PM »

Seriously, you don't see the Cubs tearing down Wrigley. Shit.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #220 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:46:01 PM »

JOHAN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #221 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:47:10 PM »

are the tigers gonna make the playoffs guys

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #222 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:03:10 AM »

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #223 on:** September 25, 2008, 08:37:24 AM »

HAW HAW HAW

Oh Mets. Never change!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #224 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:34:50 PM »

I'm happy* for two reasons:
Cajole's suicide was delayed for at least one night
Halladay got his 20th win while throwing a complete game.

*not actually happy

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #225 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:43:54 PM »

relatively happy?

BUT YESSSSSSSS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #226 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:37:09 PM »

HAW HAW HAW

MUTTS LOSING, BREWERS WINNING

HAW HAW HAW

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #227 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:39:24 PM »

i hope mccain wins

oh wait, that fucks me over too

edit: damn it, i hate when posts like this start a page

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #228 on:** September 26, 2008, 11:19:31 PM »

MEET THE METS

MEET THE METS

STEP RIGHT UP

AND BEAT THE METS

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #229 on:** September 26, 2008, 11:22:15 PM »

hey, the braves lost another 1-run game

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #230 on:** September 26, 2008, 11:23:14 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2008, 11:22:15 PM

hey, the braves lost another 1-run game

The who? Atlanta still has a mlb team?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #231 on:** September 27, 2008, 01:43:37 AM »

Rays win Division.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #232 on:** September 27, 2008, 06:48:00 PM »

JOHAN IS GOD

pollo · « **Reply #233 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:11:01 AM »

Triumph you just couldnt keep your hippy mouth shut huh.

Had to go against that taco Amir0x.

Now only Windu is holding down the Anti-Mets faction from Atlanta in the mlb thread. tsk tsk.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #234 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:12:55 AM »

Quote from: pollo on September 28, 2008, 10:11:01 AM

Triumph you just couldnt keep your hippy mouth shut huh.

Had to go against that distinguished effete fellow Amir0x.

Now only Windu is holding down the Anti-Mets faction from Atlanta in the mlb thread. tsk tsk.

Well, sometimes you have to speak the truth, man. And the truth is that Amirox is a great big blubbery vag.

pollo · « **Reply #235 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM »

yes, but I can only do so much to get the FrankWoman riled up. We need you to deliver the finishing blow and stand against the evil anime...thing

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #236 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:20:50 PM »

CajoleJuice, at least you'll have more time to study.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #237 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:25:06 PM »

AHAUAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK IT DOWN METS FANS

SUCK

IT

DOWN

Your team is a bunch of pollyannaish chokers.

News:

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