Himuro rips off Ichi, posts porn; Distantmantra mans up and redeems self

[T234]

I've been away from EB for a while, I've been getting home late from work every night, and just saw this thread after getting a PM.

I mailed out Ichi's box on Saturday morning after he emailed me, the post office said it would take 6-10 days to get to him. It better get there for $63. I threw in my own copy of the out of print Criterion Collection version of Notorious for Ichi, since he didn't already have it based on that Criterion thread we had back in the Fall. I felt I needed to put something else in the box after taking forever. I saw a copy on ebay going for $95, so I figured it was worthy of going in the box.

I'm a giant douche, I just kept putting it off after running into difficulties mailing it earlier on. I deserve to be banned for being such a lazy jerk about the whole thing, and all the awesome stuff Ichi sent me back in the Fall. I honestly wasn't planning on ripping you off, I just forgot after getting so frustrated with the mailing crap I encountered previously. But, that's no excuse for my gigantic douchebaggery.

Keep an eye out for your 12 pound box from Seattle, it's being sent to the school address you gave me. Along with lots of other things, it has the following in it:

Books:
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
World War Z
Darwin Award books
The Kite Runner

Games:
Patapon (PSP)
Star Ocean 3 (PS2)
Valkyrie Profile 2 (PS2)
Super Princess Peach (DS)
Star Fox Command (DS)
Animal Crossing (DS)
F-Zero GX (GC)

DVD:
Oldboy
Gojira (2 disc DVD set)
Notorious: Criterion Collection
Goodnight, and Goodluck
Terminator 2/Total Recall double feature
Swimming Pool
Cosmo Warrior Zero complete collection (anime)

Etc:
Spoon's "Gimmie Fiction" CD
Lots of candy
Seattle magnets

There's other stuff in there, too, but I can't remember what.

I'm terribly sorry, but that doesn't excuse what I did. I hope you like what I sent you. Ban me if the EB public and mods feel it's deserved. I messed up and need to be responsible for it.

[Phoenix Dark]

HIMU ON THE RUN

[Human Snorenado]

HIMU ON THE RUN

QUICK, HE JUST CUT THRU THE PARK

[Mupepe]

HIMU ON THE RUN

QUICK, HE JUST CUT THRU THE PARK

Cordon off the nearby Taco Bells!

[Powerslave]

o shit out of the way, the old jokes are coming through!   

[Himu]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

[Mupepe]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

so hateful.  I guess cats and FHUTA is still fresh :'(

[TVC15]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

toothepaste?  Still?

[Mr. Gundam]

I haven't read through the thread, but Himuro, you REALLY need to pay Ichi back, if you haven't already. He's genuinely thoughtful towards others and is prompt about stuff, unlike you and I.

[AdmiralViscen]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

[Himu]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

I was banned for a year and a half. Of course I was pissed.

It's just as bad as you being banned from gaf, and surely yet surely I'm pretty positive the day you are unbanned you'll go crawling back and posting in threads. Hell, all you ever do is bitch about gaf while being banned. That's some serious heat. When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

Seeing you get offended is just making my week.

"you piece of shit" "shit eater"

Haha what a tween

[AdmiralViscen]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

I was banned for a year and a half. Of course I was pissed.

It's just as bad as you being banned from gaf, and surely yet surely I'm pretty positive the day you are unbanned you'll go crawling back and posting in threads. Hell, all you ever do is bitch about gaf while being unbanned. That's some serious heat. When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

Seeing you get offended is just making my week.

"you piece of shit" "shit eater"

Haha what a tween

You realize I've  been unbanned for like 3 months and I make like 3 posts a week unnless I'm swatting at hornets nests to weed out those who can be invited to EB, right?

When I got fed a bullshit ban I STOPPED GIVING THEM MY POSTS.

And you can't seriously be telling me that you didn't bitch about GAF while banned. Give me a fucking break

[Eel O'Brian]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

[AdmiralViscen]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

Seriously.

It's all deflection from the fact that DM just made him look like an even bigger asshole on this forum.

Why are you even here today Himumu? You would never reduce yourself to looking at a place you don't want to post at, and you have no intention of paying back Ichi this month, so why are you here?

[Himu]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

It's the truth. Whenever I read gaf, it was when someone posted a link. I don't see the point in reading a forum while being banned. You can't participate in discussion.

[Mupepe]

I don't think it really matters if he didn't read it when he constantly asked people "can you get me unbanned?"

I was upfront with my love of GAF until my last banning when I really saw how shit the forum was.  Himuro was all in denial about his love.  I still love him

[Himu]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

Seriously.

It's all deflection from the fact that DM just made him look like an even bigger asshole on this forum.

Why are you even here today Himumu? You would never reduce yourself to looking at a place you don't want to post at, and you have no intention of paying back Ichi this month, so why are you here?

To spam.

[AdmiralViscen]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

It's the truth. Whenever I read gaf, it was when someone posted a link. I don't see the point in reading a forum while being banned. You can't participate in discussion.

1. Outside of PoliGAF I don't do much more than click links myself
2. GAF still has some actual news/screens threads posted in between the sort of garbage PR shit that you love surrounding yourself with
3. There is no real discussion at GAF, what the fuck are you talking about.

I don't think it really matters if he didn't read it when he constantly asked people "can you get me unbanned?"

I was upfront with my love of GAF until my last banning when I really saw how shit the forum was.  Himuro was all in denial about his love.  I still love him

Right, I forgot about the begging and whining. What a transparent taco.

[Mr. Gundam]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

Seriously.

It's all deflection from the fact that DM just made him look like an even bigger asshole on this forum.

Why are you even here today Himumu? You would never reduce yourself to looking at a place you don't want to post at, and you have no intention of paying back Ichi this month, so why are you here?

Man. Now I feel crappy about sending him a birthday present back in the Fall. Granted, it was stuff I didn't need (extra copy of Another Century's Episode 1 and a Gundam figure), but still....

[Himu]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

It's the truth. Whenever I read gaf, it was when someone posted a link. I don't see the point in reading a forum while being banned. You can't participate in discussion.

1. Outside of PoliGAF I don't do much more than click links myself
2. GAF still has some actual news/screens threads posted in between the sort of garbage PR shit that you love surrounding yourself with
3. There is no real discussion at GAF, what the fuck are you talking about.

1. cool
2. what's wrong with news?
3. maybe if you're a non gamer and only go to threads about graphics or console wars, yes.

[T234]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

I was banned for a year and a half. Of course I was pissed.

It's just as bad as you being banned from gaf, and surely yet surely I'm pretty positive the day you are unbanned you'll go crawling back and posting in threads. Hell, all you ever do is bitch about gaf while being banned. That's some serious heat. When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

Seeing you get offended is just making my week.

"you piece of shit" "shit eater"

Haha what a tween

Himuro, some of us are NOT gaf rejects, some of us REJECTED NEO-gaf. Shock.

[Himu]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

I was banned for a year and a half. Of course I was pissed.

It's just as bad as you being banned from gaf, and surely yet surely I'm pretty positive the day you are unbanned you'll go crawling back and posting in threads. Hell, all you ever do is bitch about gaf while being banned. That's some serious heat. When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

Seeing you get offended is just making my week.

"you piece of shit" "shit eater"

Haha what a tween

Himuro, some of us are NOT gaf rejects, some of us REJECTED NEO-gaf. Shock.

then why is the outside link thread so big?

[Smooth Groove]

DM should be banned unless he sends each senior member a box of good stuff.  That or pics of him taking it backdoor from wifey.  

[Eel O'Brian]

i read it when i was banned for telling dragona to go fuck herself in a pm

it's a good source for news links i am too lazy to hunt down on my own

i rarely post, though, mostly because i don't usually read past the first post with the link

and also I don't feel like arguing with a bunch of melonheads who for the most part don't even play the games they are bitching about

there's no shame in reading it, himu

[T234]

When you have a forum as shitty as this, mr. powerslave, old washed out material is all you survive on

If only we were as creative as GAF, shit eater. You know, the place you used to think was shittiest until they threw you a scrap.

How about you pay back Ichi and get the fuck out of here.

I was banned for a year and a half. Of course I was pissed.

It's just as bad as you being banned from gaf, and surely yet surely I'm pretty positive the day you are unbanned you'll go crawling back and posting in threads. Hell, all you ever do is bitch about gaf while being banned. That's some serious heat. When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

Seeing you get offended is just making my week.

"you piece of shit" "shit eater"

Haha what a tween

Himuro, some of us are NOT gaf rejects, some of us REJECTED NEO-gaf. Shock.

then why is the outside link thread so big?

ME, MYSELF, AND I

[AdmiralViscen]

When I was banned I barely even read the forum!

did you make it all the way through typing that without laughing at your own giganto lie

It's the truth. Whenever I read gaf, it was when someone posted a link. I don't see the point in reading a forum while being banned. You can't participate in discussion.

1. Outside of PoliGAF I don't do much more than click links myself
2. GAF still has some actual news/screens threads posted in between the sort of garbage PR shit that you love surrounding yourself with
3. There is no real discussion at GAF, what the fuck are you talking about.

1. cool
2. what's wrong with news?
3. maybe if you're a non gamer and only go to threads about graphics or console wars, yes.

Nothing wrong with news, you are the one trying to paint anyone who ever glances at GAF as an asshole. Eel O nailed it.

How about you stop dancing around and just send Ichi his shit?

[Himu]

i'm not painting anyone who looks at gaf as an asshole.

[Smooth Groove]

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up

[Eel O'Brian]

i wish i'd told her to go fuck herself in an actual public post

it is my one regret

it's just a message board, there's only like a million out there

[AdmiralViscen]

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up

  Himuro

[Mr. Gundam]

DM should be banned unless he sends each senior member a box of good stuff.  That or pics of him taking it backdoor from wifey. 

 

Ban me now, then! My wife's company was purchased this morning, and could potentially lose her job. I don't think I can afford to make huge boxes for all the senior members!! 

Although, I do owe Prole something for God of War PSP.

[Powerslave]

what's with all the fighting man

all you guys need to go to the gay parade and get a bisexual bipdal shower

[Powerslave]

AV is really super pissed off at himu it seems

[The Fake Shemp]

Himuro is an idiot.  Thanks for manning up distantmantra - you're not going to be banned.  You resolved your issue with Ichi and it was fair.  Himuro is like a dumb coked up whore, who keeps going back to her alcoholic husband no matter how many times he hits her.  Then she takes out her shit life on her kids (Ichi/evilbore) instead of sobering up and leaving her awful husband.

[y2kev]

EB does nothing but shit on himuro! How can you guys blame him for going back to gaf?

[AdmiralViscen]

AV is really super pissed off at himu it seems

He's a thief.

EB does nothing but shit on himuro! How can you guys blame him for going back to gaf?

I was defending him from it a few weeks ago, but he's past defending now.

[Himu]

Later folks it was fun

[Eel O'Brian]

that's a very vivid analogy, willco

thanks for the tits, himu, they are awesome

[hyp]

 

[Powerslave]

AV is really super pissed off at himu it seems

He's a thief.

Well, you're a thief too, but you won't see me bitching about it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you stole my heart 

[close]

[Eel O'Brian]

EB does nothing but shit on himuro! How can you guys blame him for going back to gaf?

i've never shat on himu, i just gently rib

he's always been okay to me

then again, we have never bartered through the internet

[AdmiralViscen]

he posts dead links to porn

Great sendoff Himumu, perfect microcosm of your time here.

AV is really super pissed off at himu it seems

He's a thief.

Well, you're a thief too, but you won't see me bitching about it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you stole my heart 

[close]

[Powerslave]

Himu post some cheeseburger and gay porn man.

[hyp]

himu, just leave already man.  you're losin' it.

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm not into asian chicks, but my pants are tight

[Mupepe]

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up

That's nothing compared to the PM I sent whiteman asking him not to ban me and I meant every word

[Eel O'Brian]

i do like the black chicks, but that young lady's face looks like an overcooked meatloaf

[Powerslave]

What a tragic ending..... he'll be back though

[Eel O'Brian]

ha, now i look like a crazy person talking to myself

much like real life

[Beezy]

Mupepe, what the fuck is wrong with your boy

[The Fake Shemp]

I gave him a six day vacation.  That gives him enough time to come back for Grand Theft Auto IV, so he can read how disappointing it is.

[AdmiralViscen]

I gave him a six day vacation.  That gives him enough time to come back for Grand Theft Auto IV, so he can read how disappointing it is.

[Mupepe]

Mupepe, what the fuck is wrong with your boy

not sure.  he's even pretty pissed at me.  seems he can't take a joke...

Tuesday, 2008 April 22 (23:05:52)
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[23:05] xenophobic grace: i wouldn't want to join in on your stupid no masturbation game anyway
[23:06] Mupepe: hahahaha i love you
[23:06] xenophobic grace: whatever
[23:06] Mupepe:
[23:06] Mupepe: don't be mad
[23:06] Mupepe: it was just a joke
[23:06] Mupepe: you know you can join


He never responded

[Smooth Groove]

DM should be banned unless he sends each senior member a box of good stuff.  That or pics of him taking it backdoor from wifey. 

 

Ban me now, then! My wife's company was purchased this morning, and could potentially lose her job. I don't think I can afford to make huge boxes for all the senior members!! 

Although, I do owe Prole something for God of War PSP.

That's why you have the 2nd option.   

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up

That's nothing compared to the PM I sent whiteman asking him not to ban me and I meant every word

Post it.  I bet Whiteman asked for some pics of your dick. 

[Powerslave]

Seriously the only reason why I was pissed off at himuro was because he didn't quote my posts when he replied to me, and he didn't reply back to one of my pm's. He's a fucking psycho homicidal murderer.

[Bloodwake]

Yeah, Himuro needs a break.

The park will do him some good.

[demi]

hahahaha, the white man comes through in the end

Himuro scuttles back to the park in shame

Have fun counting pennies for that Money Order

[Mupepe]

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up

That's nothing compared to the PM I sent whiteman asking him not to ban me and I meant every word

Post it.  I bet Whiteman asked for some pics of your dick. 

Nah.  He didn't.  I can't post it because I don't have access to my GAF account.  I have posted it on EB before.  

[Eel O'Brian]

he was probably posting from the park the whole time

someone's frisbee is getting hella thrown in the bushes

[The Fake Shemp]

I disagree that this community was anti-Himuro.  If anything, he turned a lot of the members against him with his behavior.  This community is relentless in tearing down stuff put on a pedestal; the Senior Members in particular love slaying sacred cows.  Himuro gets too attached to things he hypes and holds dear, and offers little substance in return.  Didn't matter who he was or where he was banned from, although nobody likes dating a broad who talks about her ex during the entire date.

Hopefully, he'll take a break and come back and apologize for blowing up and screwing Ichi out of his games.  He wants so badly to fit in at GAF, but he won't there either.