Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!)  (Read 37111 times)

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Grecco

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Maleks out?

Now im totally gonna win this shit

Madrun Badrun

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Feeling better now; less depressed?  I am in admiration of your determination.   

Flannel Boy

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Nah, life still sucks Mike.

If only there wasn't an internet. Seinfeld et al. had it easy.  :-\

Few minutes short of making it into May.
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Enl

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It's ok, I nearly came close to breaking last night myself. I was invited over to a ladyfriend's place who gave me a big cocktease which went unfulfilled. I would've been a goner had I not had an awesome game to keep my mind distracted for the rest of the evening.
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Bildi

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Were your balls sore or didn't you get that far?

Enl

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Didn't get that far, it was mostly some light petting. After a week of doing nothing I wish it had gone further than that.  :'(
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Mupepe

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oh my god :lol  if i had been teased like that and it didn't go anywhere, I'd be fucking pissed dude :lol

Mupepe

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you guys all better still be in

Grecco

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Still in.

Howard Alan Treesong

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I've masturbated to things you people wouldn't believe. Black chicks on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched G-strings glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in down the shower drain. Time to wank.

this is hilarious
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Enl

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Yep, still here. I believe yesterday was the first day to go by without anybody caving in. That is unless TVC 15 decided to find some way to relieve the stress of being on vacation (is he even a part of this anymore? He hasn't posted in here since the beginning).
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Mupepe

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he still is.  i've been trying to break him

Bildi

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Wow, you guys are men of steel. :punch

Mupepe

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Nobody failed over the weekend?

Joe Molotov

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I rubbed 40 out for my homies.
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Madrun Badrun

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 :lol

Enl

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Still hanging in there. I'm actually surprised that my dreams haven't tried to fuck me over yet.
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Mupepe

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:rofl

Still hanging in there. I'm actually surprised that my dreams haven't tried to fuck me over yet.
I made it I think a week and it was killing me by that time.

I didn't do it for 2 days this weekend and then I came home last night and rubbed one out, oh fuck it was great.

Bloodwake

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We need to have another competition come summertime. I think it would be pretty awesome to try to do this in a time where I have nothing else to do except masturbate.
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Mupepe

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It's harder than you think!  So that might not be a good idea!

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;) Harder
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Enl

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Whelp it's been over two weeks and there hasn't been any movement in this contest for a while. So to show Hillary how it's done, I'm bowing out.
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Mupepe

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DON'T DO IT!

Flannel Boy

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I must have wanked off a dozen times since last week.

Grecco

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Im still in (Shockingly).

trh

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 :cookie :cookiem :cookie

Joe Molotov

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Real Talk: None of you guys are still in, are you?
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Mupepe

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I'm pretty sure I won

Bildi

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I had a dream that I was in an episode of Lost and Evangeline Lily was my love interest.  OMG she was wearing white panties....
I slept longer than I've slept in a long time hoping the dream would keep going.  It was pretty fucked up, but now I'm starting to miss her :'(

:lol  I think I'd rather do without dreams like this.  You wake up feeling awesome because you've just been flirting or had a screw in your dream, and then harsh reality sets in when you realise there's nobody around to massage your pole.  :(

fistfulofmetal

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Is this still going on?

If someone won we should start another. I'm already in another one so I figured why not.
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cool breeze

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I will take part in a new one of someone starts it up.

fistfulofmetal

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Reading back. I think it's still going on  :lol

nat

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i didn't jo for two days and eventually did it today

holy fuck

best orgasms ever
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