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AdmiralViscen

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Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« on: April 24, 2008, 07:39:07 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html

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(CNN)  -- Actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison and fined up to $5 million Thursday for evading federal income taxes, CNN affiliate WESH is reporting.

It was the maximim sentence possible under federal sentencing guidelines.


Shoulda drove drunk instead.

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 07:39:46 PM »
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 07:40:23 PM »
It'll be a cushy low security facility, I'm guessing.  And after a three year vacation, Snipes will come back - with tons of street cred to boot.


Hey, it did wonders for Martha Stewart.
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 07:41:28 PM »
it won't even be three years, more like 9 months or so
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 07:58:09 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 08:05:26 PM »
I forsee a movie made about a wrongly convicted man going to jail starring him after hes out.

Edit: Not saying that I believe hes innocent. Just saying I forsee this movie coming out.
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 08:08:42 PM »
i saw a gay porn with a very similar title once

it was called "tunnel of love"
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 08:10:02 PM »
you watch gay porn!?

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 10:34:46 PM »
oh calm down

i usually only watch it for like 5-10 minutes
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:02:28 AM »
I just saw Money Train last night. :(

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 12:15:48 AM »
As Al Capone proved, you can do whatever the fuck you want except not pay taxes. God dammit Wesley, why :(

A true legend, Wesley put light skinned brothers out of business for years. We've still got Akon and Lovie Smith but today was definitely a blow for The Movement.
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 12:26:08 AM »
Snips got screwed, but at least he got to rub J-Lo's tits in a movie.

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 12:47:31 AM »
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You know he ain't gonna get his cornhole raped, he's like a triple black belt or something.  :punch
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 02:21:22 AM »
Why didn't he try to settle?  Must of had terrible lawyers.

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 02:42:18 AM »
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2008, 04:06:15 AM »
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out.  :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 04:16:43 AM »
Okay that's really funny. :D
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2008, 07:27:43 AM »
Snips got screwed, but at least he got to rub J-Lo's tits in a movie.

What J-Lo's tits? She doesn't have any.
I'm sure he got to rub that ass too.

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2008, 10:35:35 AM »
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out.  :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.

:lol

Leave it to the Italians, Wesley.

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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2008, 10:59:25 AM »
Can I just say what we're all thinking? 


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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2008, 11:48:57 AM »
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2008, 12:14:19 PM »
^ No way dude he'll break off their penises, he's mad dark.  He's like 85% cocoa.  :punch
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2008, 08:55:54 PM »
LOL. I bet the first one that tries him gets  :punch
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2008, 09:04:10 PM »
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out.  :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.

:lol

Leave it to the Italians, Wesley.

He has been hanging out with that Woody Harellson too much.   :-*

He is right, there is no real reason why we are paying and income tax.

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Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2013, 07:00:29 PM »
I just wonder if he got tupax'd in the gym.
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2013, 07:18:25 PM »
Blade 4  :rock

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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2013, 07:37:48 PM »
Jungle Fever 2 :rock
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2013, 07:49:16 PM »
PUT THIS MAN ON EXPENDABLES 3
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2013, 09:01:07 PM »
Shame he never got to fight Joe Rogan :(
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Re: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2013, 09:40:15 PM »
PUT THIS MAN ON EXPENDABLES 3

DONT MAKE EXPENDABLES 3

SOMEHOW DO BOTH SO HE IS STUCK MAKING A MOVIE THAT WILL NEVER COME OUT UNTIL EITHER HE DIES AND OR THE MULTIVERSE IMPLODES SO THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER SNIPES JOINT