Author Topic: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS I JUST SHAVED FOR MY FIRST TIME :D (Read 12543 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #60 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:30:45 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:47:23 AM

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 01:44:37 AM
Yes, and when you masturbate.

how does that happen?

Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|

I prefer to masturbate with my underwear still fully on. Just use three fingers and just stroke/stab your penis. This is best done sitting sideways in a comfy chair

Or you could masturbate the orthodox way. But I'm guessing you're pretty small, so stroking up/down probably doesn't work.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #61 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:31:52 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 10, 2006, 02:25:52 AM

You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.
Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.

I mean since he is now a little male teeny bopper get him the acne cream for the pimples he'll get on his face and the "personal lubrication" for his recreation.

Maybe rogaine for his face.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #62 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:56:36 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 10, 2006, 02:25:52 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 02:06:27 AM
Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.

You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.

Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.

so...ill get my sperm sucked right out of me?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #63 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:21:48 AM »

Quote from: Viz on November 10, 2006, 02:27:13 AM

You sure know a lot about this stuff.

I'm a peer mentor. It's my job to know.

Vizzys · « **Reply #64 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:23:24 AM »

Suuuuuuure.

Itch · « **Reply #65 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:49:18 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:47:23 AM

Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|

Ahaha,

etiolate · « **Reply #66 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:55:11 AM »

Using the internet for puberty! Pfbt. Back in my day we learned on our own and drew dirty pictures and asked the girls "Dis right?" And then they just slap you and you knew.... I got to drawr it again.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #67 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:44:15 AM »

Evilbore:

We give advice on masturbation.

lolz

Bacon · « **Reply #68 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:40:08 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 10, 2006, 02:25:52 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 02:06:27 AM
Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.

You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.

Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.

lol, why would you think he was implying that he should jack off with acne cream?

Silly girls.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #69 on:** November 10, 2006, 10:59:15 AM »

Next you have to shave your balls. Then you'll be a REAL man.

TVC15 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:50:38 PM »

I can't believe nobody has told him about Icy Hot yet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:06:08 PM »

Why doesn't he just go ask his dad? Gosh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:09:12 PM »

Nobody wants to ask his father anything. He barely even acknowledges me!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #73 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2006, 02:09:12 PM

Nobody wants to ask his father anything. He barely even acknowledges me!

I bet you he snitches on you to his parents. "This one time online, Willco said..."

TVC15 · « **Reply #74 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:12:29 PM »

So are you sure this kid's not an FBI plant, Willco? Because I've seen these Dateline episodes. Next thing we know, he'll invite Saint Cornelius over and your filthy pedo forum will be made a national shame on TV.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:15:24 PM »

I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #76 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2006, 02:15:24 PM

I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!

Even PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:54:09 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 10, 2006, 02:47:51 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2006, 02:15:24 PM
I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!

Even PD?

I was responsible for the most hits on this site after I attacked OA

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #78 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:56:19 PM »

No, MAF's trist with Catalyst was, but thanks for playing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:59:34 PM »

Well I was second at least

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #80 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:01:40 PM »

:glowingeyes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #81 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:02:18 PM »

:santocry

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #82 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:04:53 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 10, 2006, 10:59:15 AM

Next you have to shave your balls. Then you'll be a REAL man.

i dont wanna cut them, so i want willco to help

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 02:06:08 PM

Why doesn't he just go ask his dad? Gosh

my dad doesnt shave his balls, i asked my mom.

Garnet · « **Reply #83 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:45:59 PM »

Well, its good to know your mum knows how to shave her balls properly.
Just remember not to confuse your tiny dick with a pubic hair. Disaster!

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #84 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 10, 2006, 05:45:59 PM

Well, its good to know your mum knows how to shave her balls properly.
Just remember not to confuse your tiny dick with a pubic hair. Disaster!

go suck a fat one you fucking queer.

Garnet · « **Reply #85 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:00:28 PM »

....sucking a cock would not make me queer.

Dumb twat.

Bacon · « **Reply #86 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:10:58 PM »

I shaved my balls today.

Garnet · « **Reply #87 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:13:21 PM »

you lie

Bacon · « **Reply #88 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:18:03 PM »

I'm being serious.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #89 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 10, 2006, 07:00:28 PM

....sucking a cock would not make me queer.

Dumb twat.

how does sucking a cock not make you a fucking taco? liking it? lol

Bacon · « **Reply #90 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:48:21 PM »

Garnet has a vagina. Supposedly.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #91 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:49:51 PM »

im pretty sure its surgically put there if thats the case.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #92 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:50:03 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM »

I suck cock for protein. That's it

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #94 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM

I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty

Mupepe · « **Reply #95 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty

I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #96 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics

?

Bacon · « **Reply #97 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:55:45 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics ?

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #98 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:57:14 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #99 on:** November 10, 2006, 07:58:20 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 07:55:45 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics ?

(Image removed from quote.)

Fucking Christ!

KSDAL;FJKL;FAJFASK;DJFAKSL;JF K REBOUND ASS! DRUGS! STUPIDITY!

M-I-S-T-A-K-E

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #100 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:00:33 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 07:55:45 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics ?

(Image removed from quote.)

who the hell is taht anyways? :|

Mupepe · « **Reply #101 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 08:00:33 PM

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics ?

(Image removed from quote.)

who the hell is taht anyways? :|

A VERY brief mistake that my penis has never forgiven me for.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #102 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:57:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 08:29:32 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 10, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it

ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein

i never knew you had a GF, pics ?

(Image removed from quote.)

who the hell is taht anyways? :|
A VERY brief mistake that my penis has never forgiven me for.

LOL YOU WENT OUT WITH THAT?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-20 respect btw.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #103 on:** November 11, 2006, 12:16:20 AM »

Locking this by request.

Oh, and Homemade Milk, your sister says to go and fold your laundry, right now!

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Author Topic: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS I JUST SHAVED FOR MY FIRST TIME :D (Read 12543 times)