Author Topic: your LEAST favorite movie 2000-2008 (Read 17790 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** May 17, 2008, 02:44:55 PM »

reflecting upon this, i really must choose spanglish. not only was it a predictable, trite romcom of the most formulaic type, it was almost offensive in its pandering. adam sandler and tea leoni -- the latter in particular -- turn in two of the the worst performances i've seen in a big budget movie. this movie honestly made me mad, and its existence depressed me for a good day.

at least the two star wars prequels of this decade were worth laughing at in their ineptitude. i fully expect indiana jones and the crystal skull to join this tragic list.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2008, 02:49:57 PM »

Soul Plane

I avoided the movie for years, then last year I was invited to a "movie night" event at a friend's house. I was the only black person there, and shortly after I arrived the host announced the choices: White Chicks, Elf, Last Samurai, and Soul Plane. Horrible choices all around but at least Last Samurai is somewhat entertaining. IIRC the vote was basically split between White Chicks and Soul Plane, and re-vote crowned Soul Plane as the winner.

Fuck horrible

Raban · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2008, 02:55:48 PM »

Across the Universe.

T234 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:04:52 PM »

It's either Showtime or Beowulf for me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:30:19 PM »

Quote from: T234 on May 17, 2008, 03:04:52 PM

It's either Showtime or Beowulf for me.

SMH SMH SMH

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:31:25 PM »

Garden State

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:34:55 PM »

You know, I really don't tend to watch shitty movies. So while I wish I could say something like Transformers or Speed Racer, I just won't see crap like that.

Garden State is certainly a good choice. Spider hyphen Man 3 is another.

Rman · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:37:32 PM »

Spiderman 3 and X-Men 3. The curse of three lives for the super hero flicks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 17, 2008, 03:37:32 PM

Spiderman 3 and X-Men 3. The curse of three lives for the super hero flicks.

Ooh, X-Men 3 is another worthy choice. Pure craptacular stuff right there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:38:37 PM »

Little Miss Sunshine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:39:46 PM »

none of the movies in this thread (with the possible exception of SPEED RACER) are worse than Soul Plane!

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:40:54 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 17, 2008, 03:39:46 PM

none of the movies in this thread (with the possible exception of SPEED RACER) are worse than Soul Plane!

snakes on a plane?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:48:26 PM »

Spider Man 3

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:57:45 PM »

Freddy Got Fingered. No doubt about it.

The Clone Wars is pretty unwatchable too though.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:59:20 PM »

editz

Rman · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:03:12 PM »

I forgot about the Star Wars abortions.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:04:55 PM »

Keep in mind I watch like direct-to-DVD horror on a regular basis. With that said, limiting myself to movies I have actually seen this decade, Transformers stands out in my mind as being the biggest waste of time.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:06:07 PM »

the da vinci code, any of the star wars prequels, the number 23, pathfinder, or xmen 3

bud · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:14:13 PM »

i agree with the da vinci code--during the entire movie, hanks (

) looked like he had to take a shit smh. and his hairstyle was hideous. and the source material being eehhh didn't help either--i liked the book up until they met teabing.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:14:57 PM »

Mulholland Drive

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:16:39 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 17, 2008, 04:14:57 PM

Mulholland Drive

smh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:17:29 PM »

i forgot about the number 23

Solo · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:17:44 PM »

Thats almost a decade worth of movies - too hard to cast all my hate onto just one. There are so many worthy of such a title.

Off the top of my head, Im going with King Kong though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2008, 04:06:07 PM

the da vinci code

I haven't seen it, but I always thought that The Da Vinci Code sounded like it was almost in so bad it's good territory? I nabbed the book in an airport once (good places for guilty pleasure, spur of the moment purchase reading) and it was so terrible that I could understand why common people liked it so much. Each chapter was like 2 pages long, yet still overstuffed with exposition. It was like written for a sixth grade reading level.

Oh, also, I am ignoring movies that are terrible, but still entertaining. Like The Wicker Man.

bud · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:20:53 PM »

the first half was entertaining enough

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:25:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2008, 04:18:11 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2008, 04:06:07 PM
the da vinci code

I haven't seen it, but I always thought that The Da Vinci Code sounded like it was almost in so bad it's good territory? I nabbed the book in an airport once (good places for guilty pleasure, spur of the moment purchase reading) and it was so terrible that I could understand why common people liked it so much. Each chapter was like 2 pages long, yet still overstuffed with exposition. It was like written for a sixth grade reading level.

Oh, also, I am ignoring movies that are terrible, but still entertaining. Like The Wicker Man.

i left out the so bad they're good movies too. the da vinci code does not qualify. it's not even like LOL bad, it's just boring bad. book was entertaining in so bad it's good way though

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:25:55 PM »

Inland Empire. Leave that handycam crap to the film students, Lynch.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:28:43 PM »

yeah, so-bad-they're-good movies don't count, like the AWESOME freddy got fingered and everything done by uwe boll.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:29:21 PM »

oh and add mr and mrs smith to my list please

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:31:58 PM »

forgot about garden state. i still think spanglish is worse, although at this point it's a completely academic distinction

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:32:05 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 17, 2008, 04:31:04 PM

... bracing myself for impact

No Country for Old Men. 2 hours of boredom strung loosely together.

SMH

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 17, 2008, 04:31:04 PM

... bracing myself for impact

No Country for Old Men. 2 hours of boredom strung loosely together.

oh dude what the fuck

what the fuck dude

dude

oh my

what the fuck man

fuck. god. what the fuck man?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:32:38 PM »

There's several contestants vying for the position, but nothing made me as physically ill as the animated abomination known as Robots. It's the perfect example of children's animation gone horribly wrong, to the point where it seems like the creators actually TRIED to hit every pothole along the way.

Let's break it down:
-Bodily humor [which makes absolutely no sense considering that they're robots]
-Pop culture references
-Lots of celebrities, the more the better!
-Lots of recognizable songs
-Positive message that get beat into your brain every few minutes
-Painfully boring

I honestly don't know why I sat through the whole thing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 17, 2008, 04:31:04 PM

No Country for Old Men. 2 hours of boredom strung loosely together.

Inland Empire is 3 1/2 hours of boredom strung loosely together. And shot on DV to enhance the crappiness of the experience.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:33:58 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 17, 2008, 04:32:38 PM

There's several contestants vying for the position, but nothing made me as physically ill as the animated abomination known as Robots. It's the perfect example of children's animation gone horribly wrong, to the point where it seems like the creators actually TRIED to hit every pothole along the way.

Let's break it down:
-Bodily humor [which makes absolutely no sense considering that they're robots]
-Pop culture references
-Lots of celebrities, the more the better!
-Lots of recognizable songs
-Positive message that get beat into your brain every few minutes
-Painfully boring

I honestly don't know why I sat through the whole thing.

Nice choice.

May I add Shrek 2 and Shrek 3 to the list as well?

bud · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:35:56 PM »

i'd probably lick javier bardem's butt

did ayone hear that there's supposedly a penelope cruze/bardem sextape? iirc, they filmed their session(s) and then lost their camera's while they were on vacation.

bud · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 17, 2008, 04:36:21 PM

Master and Commander. BORING DUMB

FUCK YOU

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:43:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2008, 04:33:58 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 17, 2008, 04:32:38 PM
There's several contestants vying for the position, but nothing made me as physically ill as the animated abomination known as Robots. It's the perfect example of children's animation gone horribly wrong, to the point where it seems like the creators actually TRIED to hit every pothole along the way.

Let's break it down:
-Bodily humor [which makes absolutely no sense considering that they're robots]
-Pop culture references
-Lots of celebrities, the more the better!
-Lots of recognizable songs
-Positive message that get beat into your brain every few minutes
-Painfully boring

I honestly don't know why I sat through the whole thing.
Nice choice.

May I add Shrek 2 and Shrek 3 to the list as well?

I thought 2 was decent, suffered from sequelitis though. Haven't seen 3 and probably won't.

bud · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 17, 2008, 04:42:22 PM

Watching Lost on HULU has brought me a new candidate without even seeing it yet - Made of Honor. WTF

since when is lost on hulu

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:46:14 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 17, 2008, 04:51:18 PM

Quote from: bud on May 17, 2008, 04:44:22 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 17, 2008, 04:42:22 PM
Watching Lost on HULU has brought me a new candidate without even seeing it yet - Made of Honor. WTF

since when is lost on hulu

It actually links to ABC.com, but all the episodes are accessible through hulu...
AND IN HD

WTFOMGBBQ

also guys, have you seen Enough? If feminists piss you off this movie will piss you off

edit: http://dynamic.abc.go.com/streaming/landing

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:57:21 PM »

Probably Vanilla Sky.

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:59:14 PM »

I've maybe watched about 12 movies between 2000-2008

My vote goes for WAR

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 17, 2008, 05:57:21 PM

Probably Vanilla Sky.

....

:'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:05:19 PM »

Day After Tomorrow

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:08:50 PM »

Did Little Nicky come out after 2000?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:09:32 PM »

Vanilla Sky is horrible. I watch tons of trashy pop stuff and straight-to-home video, and Vanilla Sky fails on every conceivable level - and then has the audacity to act like it means anything. The only meaning I took away from that awful remake was that Blockbuster stole my money.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:11:12 PM »

You're a terrible person.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:13:36 PM »

CGI Wolves on Ice

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** May 17, 2008, 07:50:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2008, 05:59:14 PM

I've maybe watched about 12 movies between 2000-2008

My vote goes for WAR

watch CRANK (also with jason statham)

he to keep his adrenaline level or else he dies

seriously amazing

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 17, 2008, 08:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 17, 2008, 04:29:21 PM

oh and add mr and mrs smith to my list please

Oh shit, I had forgotten about this one. I felt so insulted after sitting through that stupid, thoughtless shit. You know, that is worse than Transformers. Transformers is number 2 now.

Lexmd · « **Reply #50 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:25:01 PM »

The Matrix Revolutions. Such wasted potential. :'(

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:25:59 PM »

Quote from: bud on May 17, 2008, 07:50:15 PM

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2008, 05:59:14 PM
I've maybe watched about 12 movies between 2000-2008

My vote goes for WAR

watch CRANK (also with jason statham)

he to keep his adrenaline level or else he dies

seriously amazing

I've seen it, it was awesome, which is why I figured WAR would be cool... it even had Jet Li... but it's just the worst movie I've ever seen

Eric P · « **Reply #52 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:35:01 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 17, 2008, 09:25:59 PM

Quote from: bud on May 17, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: demi on May 17, 2008, 05:59:14 PM
I've maybe watched about 12 movies between 2000-2008

My vote goes for WAR

watch CRANK (also with jason statham)

he to keep his adrenaline level or else he dies

seriously amazing

I've seen it, it was awesome, which is why I figured WAR would be cool... it even had Jet Li... but it's just the worst movie I've ever seen

i really feel that the best american jet li film has been the forbidden kingdom

Trent Dole · « **Reply #53 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:57:48 PM »

Oh god, CRASH, Crash, a thousand fucking times Crash. Such a stupid preachy condescending peace of shit movie. One of the things I look forward to with the forthcoming regime change in the White House is that Hollywood may be kind enough to spare us bullshit like this film ands Buttsex Mountain.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #54 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:59:18 PM »

no movie fucked me off as much as Babel

most overrated piece of shit ever

naked deaf japanese girl did give me a hard on but film was so bad even that couldnt save it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:59:46 PM »

Babel is a good movie.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #56 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:00:43 PM »

maybe I didnt 'get' it, but it seemed to me like the film was telling me I was supposed to like it because of the BS art soundtrack etc.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:00:43 PM »

crash is overrated as fuck and preachy and cheesy, but i still like it.

babel bored me. it wasn't as preachy as crash, but just more boring.

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:04:56 PM »

Babel was booooooring.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #59 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:05:27 PM »

Million Dollar Baby if this is the turn we're taking.

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Author Topic: your LEAST favorite movie 2000-2008 (Read 17790 times)