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BlackMage

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Dear Evilbore
« on: May 24, 2008, 03:36:39 AM »
I've grown the pimpest beard ever!

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Joe Molotov

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 03:44:31 AM »
Worthless without pics.
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BlackMage

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 04:23:00 AM »
crappy pic but you get the idea!
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2008, 04:24:58 AM »
GOOD JOB. Shave it.
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BlackMage

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2008, 04:27:30 AM »
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demi

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2008, 04:33:44 AM »
looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.
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BlackMage

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 04:37:10 AM »
Quote from: demi on May 24, 2008, 04:33:44 AM
looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.

I bet Nick Frost would suck my dick if I let him.
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demi

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2008, 04:39:11 AM »
It is a good thing you are ugly, then.
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pilonv1

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM »
my beard is better than that
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2008, 04:47:07 AM »
Quote from: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:27:30 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:24:58 AM
GOOD JOB. Shave it.

noooooooooooo

It's ok, BM.  I'm sure you have an awesome personality.
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FatalT

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2008, 04:47:15 AM »
Backfired.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2008, 04:47:32 AM »
Quote from: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.
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pilonv1

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2008, 04:49:08 AM »
youre pretty sure i dont what?
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Bildi

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2008, 05:23:54 AM »
I had a beard once and everyone told me to shave it off.  So I did.

Then people said they liked it.

:maf
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demi

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2008, 06:29:17 AM »
Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:47:32 AM
Quote from: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2008, 06:40:47 AM »
Quote from: demi on May 24, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:47:32 AM
Quote from: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.
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Tieno

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2008, 06:41:56 AM »
I wish to shave you!
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Cormacaroni

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2008, 08:56:09 AM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2008, 10:03:41 AM »
BM :bow :bow :bow

second best beard on EB. etoilet  :-*
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2008, 10:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 24, 2008, 10:03:41 AM
BM :bow :bow :bow

second best beard on EB. etoilet  :-*

Nothing beats Cajole's beard, dude.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2008, 10:09:09 AM »
except etoilet's! but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2008, 10:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 24, 2008, 10:09:09 AM
but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified

:omg :omg :omg
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2008, 10:20:36 AM »
This almost makes me want to post a photo of myself. Almost!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2008, 10:25:05 AM »
 :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2008, 10:40:00 AM »
lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".



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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2008, 11:13:21 AM »
Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 06:40:47 AM
Quote from: demi on May 24, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:47:32 AM
Quote from: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.
pics plz
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2008, 01:01:07 PM »
yeah I have to keep my beard n moustache trimmed or else it gets all crazy
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Pharmacy

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2008, 01:02:52 PM »
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 24, 2008, 10:40:00 AM
lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".

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ahahahahahahahahahaha
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Tauntaun

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2008, 01:11:12 PM »
Triumph is a turrrrist!  :o
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demi

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2008, 01:20:14 PM »
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2008, 01:23:59 PM »
Quote from: demi on May 24, 2008, 01:20:14 PM
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now.  :(
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Tauntaun

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2008, 01:25:39 PM »
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 24, 2008, 01:23:59 PM
Quote from: demi on May 24, 2008, 01:20:14 PM
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now.  :(

Give us pics son, I'll lick your neck.  :)
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2008, 01:37:44 PM »
I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;
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Tauntaun

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2008, 01:43:18 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2008, 01:37:44 PM
I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;

Nothing's ever out of style for you, cause you're beautiful.  :-[
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cloudwalking

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2008, 02:05:13 PM »
jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

:swiss :swiss :swiss

:usacry
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Tieno

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2008, 02:19:31 PM »
Quote from: cloudwalking on May 24, 2008, 02:05:13 PM
jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

:swiss :swiss :swiss

:usacry
Pics please.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2008, 03:57:12 PM »
Quote from: jarosh on May 24, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
i don't even think there's any pics of me sporting a "manly beard". there's only the recent one where i'm unshaved and a couple of old ones with something resembling a beard. but i definitely do NOT have the best beard on evilbore or anything. my facial hair isn't that great.

i shall post links only (to those old ones i mentioned)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/me-oh1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/image001.jpg

I'd lick your eyeballs dude, come to NY.  :-*
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BlackMage

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2008, 03:59:55 AM »
hey crystal, Willco sent me a pm saying and I qoute, "the bitch won't let me grow a beard. I wish she would let me be a man!" I wonder if he was talkin' bout you.
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cool breeze

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2008, 04:01:54 AM »
I would grow a beard, but for the first week or so I end up looking like someone kicked dirt on my face as I was trying to kidnap them, so I cave in and shave.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2008, 04:10:58 AM »
yeah the first few weeks while I was growing my beard for the first time = embarassing lol

Cause its a work-in-progress n shit. Once its done tho people are like, looks good, but leading up to that its sideways glances n shit
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xnikki118x

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2008, 04:02:23 PM »
It works to a point, BM, but I think it kind of makes you look like an asshole. Maybe it's that smile you're doing in the pic though.
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Jabberwocky

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2008, 04:11:20 PM »
I can't connect my beard to my 'stache. :(
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2008, 05:18:05 PM »
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xnikki118x

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2008, 05:42:38 PM »
^ Oh wow!



*EDIT*
Oh sure, I don't quote the pictures and I end up on another page, lol.

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on May 25, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:23:00 AM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
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pilonv1

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2008, 08:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Nitro on May 25, 2008, 04:11:20 PM
I can't connect my beard to my 'stache. :(

I have a similar problem, my sideburns dont connect :(
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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2008, 10:02:53 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:23:00 AM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
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What a pansy-ass beard.  I could out-do that with four days of growth.

Unfortunately, Mounties aren't allowed to have beards.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2008, 01:15:11 AM »
Quote from: jarosh on May 24, 2008, 04:06:59 PM
you need to lick more than just my eyeballs to make me go to ny  :-*

As the Beatles said, we can work it out.  :-*
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Dear Evilbore
« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2008, 01:19:39 AM »
Yeah, I've got the beard/stache issue too. You fix this by shaving whatever straglers that are trying to fill out those voids on your face. I recently trimmed my beard and I think it looks nice. You really need a defined jaw line to rock a beard though or you'll look like a dude with a really round face.
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