Author Topic: Crisis Core is the worst game on the PSP (Read 9757 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** May 25, 2008, 01:52:17 AM »

I never thought I would see a game on a Sony platform that rivaled Nintendo's ability to develop a game with the sole intent of manipulating its braindead fan-base. Everything of merit in the game exists so that the fans are completely blind to the deception squaresoft calls 'gameplay'. Periods of button mashing and stat gambling followed by pretty cutscenes make up an experience only surpassed by 24 hours in a filthy local casino.

Fuck you squaresoft. fuck the stupid UMD case I got, fuck the hour I wasted running through a maze mashing x, hell, fuck the gambit system while im at it.

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2008, 01:57:41 AM »

should have pirated it.

Crushed · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2008, 01:59:06 AM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 25, 2008, 01:52:17 AM

I never thought I would see a game on a Sony platform that rivaled Nintendo's ability to develop a game with the sole intent of manipulating its braindead fan-base.

FFX-2
Killzone
Uncharted

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2008, 01:59:19 AM »

Crisis Core is not very good.

I am no hater of FF7, I actually quite like the game, but playing through Crisis Core is a test in how much time you can spend doing things you know aren't fun before either realizing you are spending precious time that could be used to swallow various kinds of flash memory.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:02:24 AM »

Crisis Core is worse than everything on that list, for the reason I stated in the original post. They didnt say hey here's some nice graphics, and lets make the gameplay good. They said, hey here's some nice graphics, hope its enough to hide the bullshit game.

Killzone was just a bad game, but there was gameplay.
Uncharted ISNT that bad a game
FFX-2 had a gameplay system, I just didnt appreciate it

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:03:40 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on May 25, 2008, 01:59:19 AM

Crisis Core is not very good.

I am no hater of FF7, I actually quite like the game, but playing through Crisis Core is a test in how much time you can spend doing things you know aren't fun before either realizing you are spending precious time that could be used to swallow various kinds of flash memory.

The worst part is in that very first hour in the temple, when you kill the people and they go oh there's hidden walls, and then they go oh they're towers and it turns into glorified hide n seek with button mashing and an absolutely mindless boss fight

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:05:22 AM »

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FFX-2 had a gameplay system, I just didnt appreciate it

Same battle designer though (Takatsugu Nakazawa)

cool breeze · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:06:01 AM »

Quote from: Buy Slayers on May 25, 2008, 02:03:40 AM

The worst part is in that very first hour in the temple, when you kill the people and they go oh there's hidden walls, and then they go oh they're towers and it turns into glorified hide n seek with button mashing and an absolutely mindless boss fight

The worst part about all that is despite it being incredibly boring to do, your reward for it is watching Zack dream about taking it in the butt from Angiel and Sephiroth at the same time.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:08:27 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:09:18 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 25, 2008, 02:05:22 AM

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FFX-2 had a gameplay system, I just didnt appreciate it

Same battle designer though (Takatsugu Nakazawa)

He dialed it in this time.

Enl · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2008, 03:20:19 AM »

I didn't think FFX-2's job/battle system was that bad. It would have been decent had the game not been so damn easy. If they actually enforced a challenge and made you really think about the classes you're using then it could've been more fun to use.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2008, 03:58:53 AM »

why play crisis core

everyone knows how it ends

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:00:20 AM »

luminous arc > crisis core

viz owned, vagina muffenstuff

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:00:32 AM »

All I know is that Crisis Core taught me why Cloud wasn't worried about his best gal tagging around with Zack, cuz Zacks gay

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:02:32 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 25, 2008, 04:00:20 AM

luminous arc > crisis core

viz owned, vagina muffenstuff

bad game > worse game

no, wait for luminous arc 2

king of fail

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:03:50 AM »

Luminous Arc 2 will rock. How many more times must the little girl and her dog die, Viz?

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:05:08 AM »

im more excited for ffta2 or whatever its subtitle is

I WANT TO LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD WHERE MY HAIR DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY DYED

FUK THE REAL WORLD

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:08:05 AM »

FFTA2 rehash boring crap for furry lovers

MCD · « **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:08:46 AM »

marche is an asshole

Vizzys · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:10:48 AM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 04:08:05 AM

FFTA2 rehash boring crap for furry lovers

I didn't like the first much honestly, but I recognize it to be superior to luminous arc as a tactics game

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:12:07 AM »

haha dont think so buddy, FFTA was crap on a furry crap stick

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:16:09 AM »

Luminous Arc is awesome. I am on Chapter 6. The lilypad girl is owning me.

Viz owned

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:17:06 AM »

ffta is the lesser of two evils

Raban · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2008, 11:27:51 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 25, 2008, 01:59:29 AM

I wish Enix could branch off and join up with Mistwalker to become Mistwalker Enix, then make sweet ass Dragon Quest games and all types of other cool shit too.
Square can rot in hell, after they finish KH.

I don't think you can be more wrong. Enix is the reason Square is a piece of shit now. Enix is like the fucking king of milking franchises to death, and as soon as they hopped on Square, it was all of two seconds before spin-offs came flying out of every orifice. Enix needs to fuck off so Square can go back to making a Chrono Trigger and Einhander sequel.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2008, 11:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Raban on May 25, 2008, 11:27:51 AM

I don't think you can be more wrong. Enix is the reason Square is a piece of shit now. Enix is like the fucking king of milking franchises to death, and as soon as they hopped on Square, it was all of two seconds before spin-offs came flying out of every orifice. Enix needs to fuck off so Square can go back to making a Chrono Trigger and Einhander sequel.

this

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2008, 12:55:34 PM »

milking franchises to death

Final Fantasy

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2008, 12:56:02 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 25, 2008, 04:16:09 AM

Luminous Arc is awesome. I am on Chapter 6. The lilypad girl is owning me.

Viz owned

I agree, Luminos Arc rox!

MCD · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2008, 01:00:35 PM »

ff3 ds remake
ff4 ds remake
dq DS ALL REMAKE

fans:

DS IS AMAZING SQUARE ENIXO

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2008, 01:39:53 PM »

Square Enix did World Ends With You, they arent all bad :'(

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Raban on May 25, 2008, 11:27:51 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 25, 2008, 01:59:29 AM
I wish Enix could branch off and join up with Mistwalker to become Mistwalker Enix, then make sweet ass Dragon Quest games and all types of other cool shit too.
Square can rot in hell, after they finish KH.

I don't think you can be more wrong. Enix is the reason Square is a piece of shit now. Enix is like the fucking king of milking franchises to death, and as soon as they hopped on Square, it was all of two seconds before spin-offs came flying out of every orifice. Enix needs to fuck off so Square can go back to making a Chrono Trigger and Einhander sequel.

Yeah, but now the good games come from the Enix side not the Square side...

Rman · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »

I agree. Enix had some amazing studios back in the SNES days. Quintet and Tri-Ace

Vizzys · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:37:16 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2008, 03:43:56 PM »

Valkyrie Profile 12 for example

Rman · « **Reply #33 on:** May 25, 2008, 03:50:03 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 03:43:56 PM

Valkyrie Profile 12 for example

MCD · « **Reply #34 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 25, 2008, 03:50:03 PM

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 03:43:56 PM
Valkyrie Profile 12 for example

Valkyrie Profile 1
Valkyrie Profile 2
Valkyrie Profile 1 psp port
Valkyrie Profile ds

Rman · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:50:56 PM »

3 games in eight years, tho, since VP1 was just a port. Compare that to the FF games and that's hardly running a series in the ground.

MCD · « **Reply #36 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:51:26 PM »

the thought that counts.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:52:28 PM »

VP8 was the best

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 25, 2008, 04:50:56 PM

3 games in eight years, tho, since VP1 was just a port. Compare that to the FF games and that's hardly running a series in the ground.

VP is shit series anyway. Final Fantasy > VP

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #39 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:53:47 PM »

VP2 was amazing, its battlesystem > all FF games

Rman · « **Reply #40 on:** May 25, 2008, 04:56:35 PM »

Still haven't popped in VP2. VP1 had a pretty fun battle system, too.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:06:53 PM »

VP2's is better, they actually made it BETTER! and in 3D!

I actually beat VP2, its that awesome

Rman · « **Reply #42 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:09:20 PM »

I remember. Wasn't it your GOTY two years ago?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:10:16 PM »

Its one of my favorite gamin experiences ever, I was addicted! wrote a bunch of huge threads lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:36:39 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 01:52:17 AM

Crisis Core is the worst game on the PSP

Sorry, but

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #45 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:38:09 PM »

CC is the worst game because its clearly made for reasons so devious only the Cobra Commander could think them up

MoxManiac · « **Reply #46 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Raban on May 25, 2008, 11:27:51 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 25, 2008, 01:59:29 AM
I wish Enix could branch off and join up with Mistwalker to become Mistwalker Enix, then make sweet ass Dragon Quest games and all types of other cool shit too.
Square can rot in hell, after they finish KH.

I don't think you can be more wrong. Enix is the reason Square is a piece of shit now. Enix is like the fucking king of milking franchises to death, and as soon as they hopped on Square, it was all of two seconds before spin-offs came flying out of every orifice. Enix needs to fuck off so Square can go back to making a Chrono Trigger and Einhander sequel.

Even with the terrible DQ spinoffs, Enix >>> Square. Enix has always been solely a publisher anyways.

Valkyrie Profile (tri-ace I know, but has always been published by Enix) >>>> anything Square has ever done, ever

cool breeze · « **Reply #47 on:** May 25, 2008, 05:59:35 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 04:53:47 PM

VP2 was amazing, its battlesystem > all FF games

VP2 was good, but I will not give it any credit for its battlesystem.

The RPG battlesystem was perfected in 2000 with Grandia 2. Any RPG made after 2000 that isn't using the Grandia battle system is just the developer being stubborn and not admitting defeat.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:00:54 PM »

OMG youre on crack

MCD · « **Reply #49 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:02:04 PM »

Quote from: The Sawyer on May 25, 2008, 06:00:54 PM

OMG youre on crack

aren't we all are?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #50 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:02:27 PM »

no, VP2s battle system was the best right down to the sphere system

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:21:10 PM »

given that grandia xtreme had a better battle system than 2, yeah, crack total

MCD · « **Reply #52 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 25, 2008, 06:21:10 PM

given that grandia xtreme had a better battle system than 2, yeah, crack total

indeed.

shame the whole game is one huge dungeon crawler, i hate those :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #53 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:24:35 PM »

VP2 > * all

enjoy yer crack

cool breeze · « **Reply #54 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 25, 2008, 06:21:10 PM

given that grandia xtreme had a better battle system than 2, yeah, crack total

Grandia Xtreme was still using the Grandia 2 battle system...basically.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:40:09 PM »

only improved, and with a level of challenge

cool breeze · « **Reply #56 on:** May 25, 2008, 06:46:06 PM »

Agreed.

maybe perfected was not the best wording, but that is the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about the battle system in Grandia 2.

Raban · « **Reply #57 on:** May 26, 2008, 01:50:10 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 25, 2008, 03:06:37 PM

Quote from: Raban on May 25, 2008, 11:27:51 AM
Quote from: ParticleReality on May 25, 2008, 01:59:29 AM
I wish Enix could branch off and join up with Mistwalker to become Mistwalker Enix, then make sweet ass Dragon Quest games and all types of other cool shit too.
Square can rot in hell, after they finish KH.

I don't think you can be more wrong. Enix is the reason Square is a piece of shit now. Enix is like the fucking king of milking franchises to death, and as soon as they hopped on Square, it was all of two seconds before spin-offs came flying out of every orifice. Enix needs to fuck off so Square can go back to making a Chrono Trigger and Einhander sequel.

Please tell me what Enix games have been run into the ground since 2003.

Hey, I whole-heartedly agree that Enix is well off now that they're pooling resources from Square, but where does that leave Square and all its once-loyal fans (i.e. me)? In the fucking shithole, that's where. Now I'm stuck with Final Fantasy VII: Project Overdrive Part Deux, or Final Fantasy XIII Crystalis Omega Launch, or Chocobo Kart Racing Dating Sim XIV. The Enix merger has officially crippled Square's creative department.

Raban · « **Reply #58 on:** May 26, 2008, 11:42:58 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 26, 2008, 02:30:57 AM

Oh yeah, milking the cash cow for square is totally Enix's fault. Curse you Enix, how dare you make 100 million years of Final Fantasy 7 and rot in hell for making the poor, fragile, Squaresoft think its a good idea to make 40 diffrent versions/spin-offs of Final Fantasy 13.

Oh and a huge Fuck You for making them make Dawn of Mana. Seriously Enix, its all your fault

Good job victimizing yourself you milky dickcheese eater. Look at my post, look at it. Now reeeeead it carefully. Lemme help.

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The Enix merger has officially crippled Square's creative department.

See it now? Do you? I'm not blaming Enix, but since the merger, Square has done nothing but spin-offs, and that's what I'm griping about. Enix is a great company, the DQ games are awesome, but ever since they absorbed Square, not much originality has been coming out of them.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #59 on:** May 26, 2008, 11:54:51 AM »

Square hasnt been original since back in the PSOne days when their last gasp of original thought errupted with titles like Einhander and Xenogears.

Since then theyve falling into the same fucking pattern of useless FF games and spin offs. Square can do no evil with some people, its ridiculous

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Author Topic: Crisis Core is the worst game on the PSP (Read 9757 times)