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« Reply #180 on: May 31, 2008, 06:33:29 AM »
two cutscenes nearing movie length? what? I kinda doubt that's true, even 2 or 3 weren't that insane in that regard

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« Reply #181 on: May 31, 2008, 08:25:21 AM »
2 cut scenes that near the 90 minute mark.

It's just so ridiculous.

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« Reply #182 on: May 31, 2008, 10:34:59 AM »
I guess I won't be borrowing this game off my friend lol

I thought this was supposed to be different from the others.

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« Reply #183 on: May 31, 2008, 11:43:06 AM »
So, Edge decided to comment on what it "could or should" have been? That's always a dodgy approach, and not a very useful one either. I remember really growing to dislike critics for their Fable reviews some years back; if you can't stick to reviewing the actual game, the one that is available for people to actually buy, and instead go on about phantom qualities, then you really shouldn't be behind that particular buyer's guide.

Those 90 minute cut-scenes, why did the EGM dude who posts on NeoGAF claim that it wasn't true then? If it is, then god damn. Flies in the face of this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11396957&postcount=469

Apparently, he doesn't actually know how to tell a story.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 11:54:43 AM by duckman2000 »

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« Reply #184 on: May 31, 2008, 01:14:56 PM »
Sounds like its the same formula. If you weren't a Metal Gear Solid fan before, guess you don't wanna join the club :bow

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« Reply #185 on: May 31, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »
Exactly. Every MGS fan is going to cum massive loads, and everyone else sucked into the hype is going to be like "what the fuck is this shit?"
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« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2008, 01:22:04 PM »
I enjoyed MGS2 a great deal, although go back and forth on it when I look back at it. I'm scared of MGS3: started the first level and the micro-management eating/hunting mechanic made me put it away as fast as possible. I can't stand stuff like that, I just can't. It's game-breaking for me, just like the one-save system in Dead Rising.

The message with MGS4 was that it'd scrub off some of the rough edges to reach beyond the hardcore fans: controls and obtrusive japanese complex design for the sake of complexity, super weird shit, cut scenes, codecs. But after playing MGO I don't have much faith in the controls and a polished/stream-lined interface. From reports cut scenes seem to be more, not less.
I really want to get into it.
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« Reply #187 on: May 31, 2008, 01:30:53 PM »
I haven't heard of a hunger system in this game. It sounds as though its going to play like MGS2 in regards to just focusing on Stealth/Shooting with the addidtion of CQC. Also, what Edge states about the controls is interesting. Are the MGO controls exactly the same as its going to be in the Offline game?
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« Reply #188 on: May 31, 2008, 01:34:54 PM »
I enjoyed MGS2 a great deal, although go back and forth on it when I look back at it. I'm scared of MGS3: started the first level and the micro-management eating/hunting mechanic made me put it away as fast as possible. I can't stand stuff like that, I just can't. It's game-breaking for me, just like the one-save system in Dead Rising.

The message with MGS4 was that it'd scrub off some of the rough edges to reach beyond the hardcore fans: controls and obtrusive japanese complex design for the sake of complexity, super weird shit, cut scenes, codecs. But after playing MGO I don't have much faith in the controls and a polished/stream-lined interface. From reports cut scenes seem to be more, not less.
I really want to get into it.

Yeah, it definitely reads like fan service more than anything, and then catering to, at least for me, the wrong objects of the fan adoration. It's so attractive in so many ways, but as of right now, it'd appear as if it's less approachable than even I had expected.


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« Reply #189 on: May 31, 2008, 01:56:47 PM »
In all honesty though, if any game is going to go "balls to the wall" fanservice, it should be the game that finishes off the series. Its like one big Hideo goodbye to Snake.
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« Reply #190 on: May 31, 2008, 02:01:19 PM »
MGS4 is the 7th game in the Metal Gear series, and the one that supposedly wraps things up. I don't see how it couldn't be heavy fanservice at this point.
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« Reply #191 on: May 31, 2008, 02:01:32 PM »
You can do fanservice and not have 90 minute cutscenes lol

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« Reply #192 on: May 31, 2008, 02:03:54 PM »
Right. Although I suppose this confirms once and for all that MGS really is all about poorly directed cinema. I expected there to be lots of lengthy cutscenes, but this is definitely pushing it. Who knows though, maybe they really needed all that time to tell the story, but  it seems excessive, and not a good mark on Kojima as a director.
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« Reply #193 on: May 31, 2008, 02:05:32 PM »
I guess I won't be borrowing this game off my friend lol

I thought this was supposed to be different from the others.

it is different in terms of gameplay and controls. i'm not sure what you're expect from the story or the amount of cutscenes when this is snake's final game and it's wrapping everything up.

and gamepro and ttp on gaf have said that there aren't any 90 minute cutscenes. don't really know who to believe anymore at this point, though ttp is pretty trustworthy.

anyway

i still can't fucking wait

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edit: and i'd so sit through a 90 minute cutscene in mgs4.

:bow snake :bow2
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 02:07:43 PM by bud »
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« Reply #194 on: May 31, 2008, 02:07:05 PM »
I'm still trying to decided whether or not I'll try to go to the midnight launch.
It's a hard decision to make.
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« Reply #195 on: May 31, 2008, 02:07:27 PM »
"Snake I know that you're in the middle of a battlefield but let me read you my thesis on global warming"
"OK"

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« Reply #196 on: May 31, 2008, 02:07:32 PM »
I guess I won't be borrowing this game off my friend lol

I thought this was supposed to be different from the others.

it is different in terms of gameplay and controls. i'm not sure what you're expect from the story or the amount of cutscenes when this is snake's final game and it's wrapping everything up.

and gamepro and ttp on gaf have said that there aren't any 90 minute cutscenes. don't really know who to believe anymore at this point, though ttp is pretty trustworthy.

anyway

i still can't fucking wait

omg

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He is, which makes the whole complaint sound dodgy. And there was also an EGM guy who confirmed that there were no such cutscenes in the game. I guess timing might be relative to ones enjoyment of it, but I'd expect some honest information from a buyer's guide.

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« Reply #197 on: May 31, 2008, 02:09:24 PM »
"Snake I know that you're in the middle of a battlefield but let me read you my thesis on global warming"
"OK"

:lol ;_;
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« Reply #198 on: May 31, 2008, 02:12:29 PM »
''snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?''  :lol

wolf :'(
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« Reply #199 on: May 31, 2008, 02:18:55 PM »
''snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?''  :lol

wolf :'(

At that point in the game I thought Otakon was gay. Gay for Snake

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« Reply #200 on: May 31, 2008, 02:22:06 PM »
i hope otacon is always on the codec, i loved that in MGS2 on the tanker.

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« Reply #201 on: May 31, 2008, 02:23:45 PM »
I started skipping every cutscene in every Metal Gear game I played since "hey Snake I boned my mom lol"

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« Reply #202 on: May 31, 2008, 02:28:20 PM »
that was very late in mgs2, otacon didn't need a sister or fucking his step mother or whatever, kojima sure loves to ruin good things.

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« Reply #203 on: May 31, 2008, 03:00:45 PM »
does anyone remember in mgs2--right before you meet snake in arsenal's butt--that you'd see a video of a woman with big titties, which replaced the radar? i almost jo'd but it was already over before i got my snake out :'(
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« Reply #204 on: May 31, 2008, 03:04:29 PM »
yes, it annoyed the fuck out of me.

real talk, when the colonel tells you to turn off the console, i actually did that  :'(

i was tired and it was late at night :'(

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« Reply #205 on: May 31, 2008, 03:05:23 PM »
So what's the deal with these 90 minute cut scenes I'm hearing about? Fake?
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« Reply #206 on: May 31, 2008, 03:20:37 PM »
yes, it annoyed the fuck out of me.

real talk, when the colonel tells you to turn off the console, i actually did that  :'(

i was tired and it was late at night :'(

That shit freaked me out. I wasn't expecting the codec freakout. This was when I wasn't on the Internet so I was completely blacked out to everything about the game. I'm sorta the same with MGS4.
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« Reply #207 on: May 31, 2008, 03:22:19 PM »
I suppose it's not feasible, but games that are heavy on cut-scenes could really use fast forward and rewind functions.

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« Reply #208 on: May 31, 2008, 04:15:13 PM »
I just realized that I beat every Metal Gear game except for the original two. Are they any good? I think I have them on my MGS3: Subsistence disc.

Edit: I forgot about Portable Ops and that Acid bullshit. The GBC game was my first Metal Gear game.

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« Reply #209 on: May 31, 2008, 04:19:06 PM »
Acid isn't canon.

Metal Gear 1 is okay. Metal Gear 2 is MGS1 in 2d. It's the template for all MGS games. Must play.
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« Reply #210 on: May 31, 2008, 04:22:12 PM »
Otacon is a pretty annoying character. The whole I BOWNED MY MOM thing really seals it.
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« Reply #211 on: May 31, 2008, 04:24:24 PM »
Acid isn't canon.

Metal Gear 1 is okay. Metal Gear 2 is MGS1 in 2d. It's the template for all MGS games. Must play.
Thanks.

Otacon is a pretty annoying character. The whole I BOWNED MY MOM thing really seals it.
...what?

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« Reply #212 on: May 31, 2008, 04:27:40 PM »
At the end of MGS2, Otacon says he fucked his step mom while his dad drowned to death. And everyone else is like

"okay"
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« Reply #213 on: May 31, 2008, 04:30:30 PM »
I don't remember that. :lol

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« Reply #214 on: May 31, 2008, 04:30:55 PM »
ac!d 2 is the only metal gear game i've enjoyed
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« Reply #215 on: May 31, 2008, 04:32:59 PM »
haven't played acid 2, but acid 1 was my favorite early psp game
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« Reply #216 on: May 31, 2008, 04:36:28 PM »
haven't played acid 2, but acid 1 was my favorite early psp game
you should have told me.  i would have let you borrow it

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« Reply #217 on: May 31, 2008, 05:36:12 PM »
ac!d 2 is the only metal gear game i've enjoyed

I heard the first Acid game was terrible, but the second is great. I guess I'll pick it up on the cheap.
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« Reply #218 on: May 31, 2008, 05:46:33 PM »
the first Acid is hardly terrible. It's a pretty good strategy game.
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« Reply #219 on: May 31, 2008, 05:49:50 PM »
I'm seriosuly considering canceling my MGS4 LE preorder and getting Wii Fit instead. I'm fat, stop looking at me like that, Drinky.
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« Reply #220 on: May 31, 2008, 05:52:33 PM »
the first Acid is hardly terrible. It's a pretty good strategy game.

What's the card system like? I'm not a big fan of card-based systems.
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« Reply #221 on: May 31, 2008, 05:56:22 PM »
Me either.

And I loved  Acid.
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« Reply #222 on: May 31, 2008, 06:24:17 PM »
lol. The MGS4 Edge review thread on GAF is already 18 pages. That's even worse than the 8.8 for Zelda: TP ordeal.  :lol

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« Reply #223 on: May 31, 2008, 06:24:56 PM »
Me either.

And I loved  Acid.

it's NEITHER god damn it

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« Reply #224 on: May 31, 2008, 06:46:23 PM »
yes, it annoyed the fuck out of me.

real talk, when the colonel tells you to turn off the console, i actually did that  :'(

i was tired and it was late at night :'(

That shit freaked me out. I wasn't expecting the codec freakout. This was when I wasn't on the Internet so I was completely blacked out to everything about the game. I'm sorta the same with MGS4.
it did a numbers on me alright hahaha.

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« Reply #225 on: June 03, 2008, 01:02:16 AM »
Why exactly would someone jump into MGS in the last game? That's like skipping Lost because you don't like it, then complaining that you were going to watch Season 6, but realized it's just like the others.

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« Reply #226 on: June 03, 2008, 01:07:10 AM »
MGS3 - "Snake Eater":
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« Reply #227 on: June 03, 2008, 01:48:16 AM »
MGS3 - "Snake Eater":

I've never seen that video. That is fucking awesome.

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« Reply #228 on: June 03, 2008, 01:55:02 AM »
MGS3 - "Snake Eater":
I want an mp3 of that version of Snake Eater. I love that song so much. It's probably part of the reason why MGS3 is my favorite of the MGS games.

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« Reply #229 on: June 03, 2008, 07:56:49 AM »
MGS3 - "Snake Eater":

wow. that is without a doubt the best version of that song, thanks for the link

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« Reply #230 on: June 03, 2008, 08:13:24 AM »




 :D

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« Reply #231 on: June 03, 2008, 11:49:11 AM »
why does it say blu-ray on the box  ???
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« Reply #232 on: June 03, 2008, 11:54:49 AM »
why does it say blu-ray on the box  ???

The game is on a Blu-ray disc, and it includes a bonus Blu-ray movie disc?
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« Reply #235 on: June 03, 2008, 12:26:03 PM »
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« Reply #236 on: June 03, 2008, 12:37:49 PM »
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 :D
HOLY SHIT

MINE :D

That's the European LE. We're not getting the figure in North America.

Good thing i live in Europe. I already have mine reserved. I hope it's there at launch or i will cry tears of blood from all the killing i'll do.

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« Reply #237 on: June 03, 2008, 01:58:52 PM »
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The game is on a Blu-ray disc, and it includes a bonus Blu-ray movie disc?

i was talking about the box for the figure  >:(
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« Reply #238 on: June 03, 2008, 01:59:30 PM »
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We're getting an artbook instead of the figure, apparently.

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The game is on a Blu-ray disc, and it includes a bonus Blu-ray movie disc?

i was talking about the box for the figure  >:(

The box for the figure also houses the game, so I'm guessing that's why. Can't forget about that power of Blu-ray, or something...
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« Reply #239 on: June 03, 2008, 03:20:47 PM »
That figure is pretty terrible. Mostly all the MGS action figures suck. Except that awesome Snake Eater one.

Glad I'm getting the artbook instead
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