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Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« on: May 30, 2008, 09:54:30 PM »
Besides the city being impressive there is no fucking gameplay, the driving is garbage which makes me take cabs everywhere (oh boy taking a cab in a videogame, it's like I'm living someone's boring life).  Big, overwrought, gameplay free games should've died with Shenmue.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 09:56:08 PM »
but THE NARRATIVE

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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »
:bow :bow cohen keeps it real :bow2 :bow2

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 09:58:56 PM »
Hopefully you didn't pay money for it.

You can always watch TV I hear.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 10:00:24 PM »
I'm reading a cookbook about roasting chickens that has a better narrative structure.  OMG THE CELLPHONE.

I hear that cookbook won an ACADEMY AWARD.
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 10:07:33 PM »
i traded this in for ninja gaiden 2

the superior game :bow

it has ninjas :bow
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 10:16:29 PM »
Yeah, I'm trading this shit on for NG2 also. I just had to follow a fucking train. This game is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 10:17:47 PM »
i made the dookie face the whole time i was playing
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM »
10/10 "an artistic achievement" one review said

Obviously the fuck has never played Killer7, Rez or Dotstream
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 10:26:25 PM »
ACADEMY AWARD WORTHY NARRATIVE.  YOU DO STUFF WITH A CELLPHONE.  AND TAKE TAXICABS.

I bet when the guy calls you up on the cellphone to go to the strip club with him, you feel GENUINELY BAD if you have to turn him down, that's how real it is.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 10:30:51 PM »
One of the dates called me 32 times during a mision, which is actually crazy real in terms of crazy mupepesque chongas, but not fun in the least.
Did she have big hoop earrings and knee high socks?  Please tell me she was chewing gum

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 10:33:12 PM »
to be fair, its a really awesome cookbook he's reading.  Lookit what it made people do.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »
 :bow :bow ACADEMY AWARD CALIBER NARRATIVE, MOST AMBITIOUS GAME EVER, LIFE-LIKE PHYSICS, INNOVATIVE COVER SYSTEM, ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENT, BETTER THAN GODFATHER  :bow2 :bow2

Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be GTA3 but with better graphics and not as fun.  :-\
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 10:51:00 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 10:59:25 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 11:00:49 PM »
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE ACADEMY AWARD (tm) NARRATIVE AND DATE SIM GAMEPLAY

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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 11:01:13 PM »
 :'(
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 11:01:52 PM »
why did they take out some of my favorite things like taxi missions
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 11:01:58 PM »
 :)

edit WAIT DID GTA UNDERWHELM YOU

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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2008, 11:13:30 PM »
extra shit was taken out so you'd play the shitty story because THERES NOTHING ELSE TO DO
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2008, 11:15:22 PM »
I'm split. On one hand I like the aiming, I like the shoot outs. I like some of the characters. I like the fact that once you get a person's level up they give you cool rewards. I like the difficulty, it's easily the hardest GTA since III, and the police system is mostly good. Once you bump it up to 3 or 4 stars it can be ball bustingly hard to get away from the cops without  a great strategy.  The radio is the best GTA radio station.

But a lot of it gets tedious. The game is far too big; I rarely drive. The game is called Grand Theft Auto for a reason. I just take a taxi because I don't want to deal with traffic or being thrown from my car if I drive too fast, which is distinguished mentally-challenged past the first hour. The game is too big and it's hard to memorize, which is one of my favorite to do in GTA games: memorize the layout. It's like this because they made it feel like an actual city instead of like a game. I don't like the fact they too away my favorites things to do. Vigilante missions rock, but they watered down taxi missions, ambulance missions aren't anywhere to be found, niether are firetrucks and it's fucking ridiculous how they downscaled GTA fun for...uhh "realism" was it? When you can fly out of a car 50 feet or something. I hate the fact the game is hardly rewarding like GTAIII and VC. The pigeons thing is fucking ridiculous. 200 pigeons and you get...a helicopter? Who cares fegs. In GTAIII and VC, when you get 10 packages or tikis, you get something cool at your safe house, whether it be a weapon, armor drop...all for free. This gave you incentive to tackle the sidequest. Finally, missions aren't even free form like in the past. They're mostly linear; what the fuck is with these invincible chases? In the past, you could shoot the people and kill them while on chases for the most part. You didn't have to wait for them to stop to kill them. There's not multiple ways to handle jobs either like you can in VC. VC has the best missions because you can handle them in so many ways.

I'm gonna continue this onslaught further. How come you can't hide in trash cans at 1 or 2 star levels like you can in Bully? How come you can't hide in the dark like in The Warriors? You know, stay away from the cops if it's a low level? That's the disappointing thing about the new wanted system. I have to drive out the circle at 1 or 2 stars, when I shouldn't have to. Also, this is GTA fan stuff: where the fuck are the gangs? Where the fuck are the gang CARS? They've gotten rid of tradition. What the fuck is this shit.

I still am playing the game, and while I like it better than San Andreas it's half disappointing, half fun sometimes. I waited for the game almost 4 years and it feels like potential wasn't even half met. Dead Rising remains the best game this game gen next to Portal. I don't even know what's with the sidequests. That's half the fun with GTA for me, and the only odd jobs in this game seem to be fucking dating. Get that shit the fuck out. It gets boring. I haven't unlocked Assassination missions, which are my favorite missions in GTAIII and VC though. I can't wait for them. People tell me they're more non linear than the rest of the other missions.

7.5/10
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2008, 11:16:59 PM »
Also, taking out garages in favor for parking spaces is the most distinguished mentally-challenged thing ever.
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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2008, 11:21:32 PM »
Holy shit, I actually agree with Himu about GTA?  Holy shit

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2008, 11:25:42 PM »
I'm split. On one hand I like the aiming, I like the shoot outs. I like some of the characters. I like the fact that once you get a person's level up they give you cool rewards. I like the difficulty, it's easily the hardest GTA since III, and the police system is mostly good. Once you bump it up to 3 or 4 stars it can be ball bustingly hard to get away from the cops without  a great strategy.  The radio is the best GTA radio station.

But a lot of it gets tedious. The game is far too big; I rarely drive. The game is called Grand Theft Auto for a reason. I just take a taxi because I don't want to deal with traffic or being thrown from my car if I drive too fast, which is distinguished mentally-challenged past the first hour. The game is too big and it's hard to memorize, which is one of my favorite to do in GTA games: memorize the layout. It's like this because they made it feel like an actual city instead of like a game. I don't like the fact they too away my favorites things to do. Vigilante missions rock, but they watered down taxi missions, ambulance missions aren't anywhere to be found, niether are firetrucks and it's fucking ridiculous how they downscaled GTA fun for...uhh "realism" was it? When you can fly out of a car 50 feet or something. I hate the fact the game is hardly rewarding like GTAIII and VC. The pigeons thing is fucking ridiculous. 200 pigeons and you get...a helicopter? Who cares fegs. In GTAIII and VC, when you get 10 packages or tikis, you get something cool at your safe house, whether it be a weapon, armor drop...all for free. This gave you incentive to tackle the sidequest. Finally, missions aren't even free form like in the past. They're mostly linear; what the fuck is with these invincible chases? In the past, you could shoot the people and kill them while on chases for the most part. You didn't have to wait for them to stop to kill them. There's not multiple ways to handle jobs either like you can in VC. VC has the best missions because you can handle them in so many ways.

I'm gonna continue this onslaught further. How come you can't hide in trash cans at 1 or 2 star levels like you can in Bully? How come you can't hide in the dark like in The Warriors? You know, stay away from the cops if it's a low level? That's the disappointing thing about the new wanted system. I have to drive out the circle at 1 or 2 stars, when I shouldn't have to. Also, this is GTA fan stuff: where the fuck are the gangs? Where the fuck are the gang CARS? They've gotten rid of tradition. What the fuck is this shit.

I still am playing the game, and while I like it better than San Andreas it's half disappointing, half fun sometimes. I waited for the game almost 4 years and it feels like potential wasn't even half met. Dead Rising remains the best game this game gen next to Portal. I don't even know what's with the sidequests. That's half the fun with GTA for me, and the only odd jobs in this game seem to be fucking dating. Get that shit the fuck out. It gets boring. I haven't unlocked Assassination missions, which are my favorite missions in GTAIII and VC though. I can't wait for them. People tell me they're more non linear than the rest of the other missions.

7.5/10

If anyone else had posted a 7.5/10 3 weeks ago you'd have thrown a hissy fit and left again.

EB calls it!


Especially the 'sacrifice fun factor for bullshit realism that doesn't exist' complaint. Go preorder Saints Row 2.
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2008, 11:26:37 PM »
all that and 7.5?

biased.

Himu

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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2008, 11:29:07 PM »
i'd give it a 7.5 because despite this disappointing stuff i still find the game fun. Vigiliante missions are the fucking shit.
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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2008, 11:44:29 PM »
Crackdown is still the best.

Note that I haven't played AC.
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2008, 11:48:34 PM »
Also, taking out garages in favor for parking spaces is the most distinguished mentally-challenged thing ever.

Have rockstar not heard of UNDERGROUND PARKING STATIONS!?
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2008, 11:50:08 PM »
Even then, it's distinguished mentally-challenged. There *are* garages in the game. Some characters have you do missions for them and deliver a car to their garage. My question is, how come I don't have a garage?
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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2008, 11:55:18 PM »
Even then, it's distinguished mentally-challenged. There *are* garages in the game. Some characters have you do missions for them and deliver a car to their garage. My question is, how come I don't have a garage?

Typical Evilborean short sighted nit pick troll.

I'm out of this shithole for good. Peace.

Himu

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« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2008, 11:58:20 PM »
Heh. Viscen, you really hate me now don't you?
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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2008, 12:01:09 AM »
Crackdown is still the best.

Note that I haven't played AC.
why the fuck not?

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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2008, 12:04:02 AM »
The radio is the best GTA radio station.
Hell fucking no. Vice City still reigns supreme.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2008, 12:06:00 AM »
Heh. Viscen, you really hate me now don't you?

No but I don't see why you should just come back to posting 30 times a day without hazing after all your crybabying

Himu

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« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2008, 12:09:06 AM »
The radio is the best GTA radio station.
Hell fucking no. Vice City still reigns supreme.

Naw. People only say Vice City is the best because of their nostalgia rather than the actual musical quality.
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Beezy

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« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2008, 12:15:08 AM »
What nostalgia? I didn't grow up in the 80s. That was my first time hearing just about all of those songs except for Micheal Jackson's.

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« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2008, 12:17:14 AM »
i guess it's subjective then!

I like IV's  more because it hits all genres across the board: electronic, reggae, classic hip hop, rnb, funk/afrobeat, jazz, even disco. It hits all the genres i like.
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« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2008, 12:20:33 AM »
Crackdown is still the best.

Note that I haven't played AC.
why the fuck not?

Got it at the same time as Mass Effect, played ME first.  When I finally got around to finishing ME, a lot of other stuff had come out, so AC is now a part of my massive backlog.
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« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2008, 12:22:59 AM »
i guess it's subjective then!

I like IV's  more because it hits all genres across the board: electronic, reggae, classic hip hop, rnb, funk/afrobeat, jazz, even disco. It hits all the genres i like.
It doesn't matter if it hits all genres across the board when the songs for half of them suck and the other half plays the same 5 songs over and over again.

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« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2008, 12:24:59 AM »
actually, i think all the songs on these stations are killer.

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2008, 12:25:29 AM »
GTA4's radio is the worst in the series.

Himu

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« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2008, 12:26:37 AM »
if you only listen to rock, yes
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« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2008, 12:29:30 AM »
if you only listen to rock, yes
Hip hop, R&B, and reggae stations suck too. Like I said before, same 5 songs over and over. Also, most of them are stuff that I was listening to end of '07/early '08.

And the electronic station is just bad.

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« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2008, 12:30:40 AM »
the classic hip hop station is great

what's wrong with the reggae stations?
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« Reply #45 on: May 31, 2008, 12:31:55 AM »
SAME SONG OVER AND OVER

Same with the talk radio.

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« Reply #46 on: May 31, 2008, 12:32:57 AM »
I haven't listened to the old school reggae one, but I swear I haven't heard more than 5 songs on the dancehall station. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the soundtrack is also much smaller than Vice City's.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 12:39:23 AM by Beezy »

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« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2008, 12:37:59 AM »
the oldschool station tracks include:

    * Group Home - "Supa Star"
    * Brand Nubian - "All for one"
    * Special Ed - "I Got It Made"
    * Jeru the Damaja - "D. Original"
    * Marley Marl feat. Craig G - "Droppin' Science"
    * MC Lyte - "Cha Cha Cha"
    * Audio 2 - "Top Billin'"
    * Stetsasonic - "Go Stetsa"
    * T. La Rock & Jazzy Jay - "It's Yours"
    * Gang Starr - "Who's Gonna Take the Weight"
    * Main Source - "Live at the Barbecue"

So awesome. Live At the BBQ :bow :bow :bow

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« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2008, 12:39:40 AM »
the dancehall station includes:

    * Buju Banton - "Badder Den Dem"
    * Choppa Chop - "Set It Off"
    * Mavado - "Real Mckoy"
    * Jabba - "Raise It Up"
    * Bunji Garlin - "Brrrt"
    * Richie Spice - "Youth Dem Cold"
    * Chuck Fenda - "All About Da Weed"
    * Chezidek - "Call Pon Dem"
    * Mavado - "Last Night"
    * Spragga Benz - "Da Order"
    * Bounty Killer - "Bullet Proof Skin"
    * Shaggy - "Church Heathen"
    * Munga - "No Fraid A"
    * Buju Banton - "Driver"
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« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2008, 12:40:47 AM »
A few of them must have the same riddims then, because it feels like a lot less than that.

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« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2008, 12:41:55 AM »
I haven't listened to the old school reggae one, but I swear I haven't heard more than 5 songs on the dancehall station. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the soundtrack is also much smaller than Vice City's.

The manual has the tracks listed by station in the credits iirc.
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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2008, 12:43:23 AM »
Taking out Firefighter, Taxi and Ambulance missions was DUMB (I know Taxi missions are still in but its just a sidejob, nothing like crazy taxi).I can't believe R* though taking OUT gameplay was a good thing. Thats the shit that kept me going in the past GTAs

Also, fuck this condensed mentality when it comes to the gameworld. I'd rather have one huge land mass than 3 island.

But I have to give this game a big Niiiice to the Ambient/Electronic station. I love the DJ and music selection.
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« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2008, 12:46:39 AM »
Taking out Firefighter, Taxi and Ambulance missions was DUMB (I know Taxi missions are still in but its just a sidejob, nothing like crazy taxi).I can't believe R* though taking OUT gameplay was a good thing. Thats the shit that kept me going in the past GTAs

Also, fuck this condensed mentality when it comes to the gameworld. I'd rather have one huge land mass than 3 island.

But I have to give this game a big Niiiice to the Ambient/Electronic station. I love the DJ and music selection.

Yeah, using a robot as the DJ on that one station was genius
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« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2008, 12:46:52 AM »
"Suck" is a strong word for the radio in GTAIV.  It's good.  The radio in EVERY GTA is good.
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« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2008, 12:47:56 AM »
And the electronic station is just bad.

:wag

Taking out Firefighter, Taxi and Ambulance missions was DUMB (I know Taxi missions are still in but its just a sidejob, nothing like crazy taxi).I can't believe R* though taking OUT gameplay was a good thing. Thats the shit that kept me going in the past GTAs

Also, fuck this condensed mentality when it comes to the gameworld. I'd rather have one huge land mass than 3 island.

But I have to give this game a big Niiiice to the Ambient/Electronic station. I love the DJ and music selection.

Yeah, using a robot as the DJ on that one station was genius


I loved it!
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« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2008, 12:48:23 AM »
smh @ beezy
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« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2008, 12:52:51 AM »
Smh my ass. *turns on Vice City soundtrack*

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Re: Man GTA4 is fucking awful
« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2008, 12:53:00 AM »
Yep, horrible, Saints Row confirmed true GTA

Hope I get my Key to the City, should fetch a price on eBay :clap
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« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2008, 12:59:15 AM »
Crackdown is still the best.

Note that I haven't played AC.
why the fuck not?

Got it at the same time as Mass Effect, played ME first.  When I finally got around to finishing ME, a lot of other stuff had come out, so AC is now a part of my massive backlog.
make it a priority

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« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2008, 01:05:53 AM »
The radios in GTA I-III were the best because you could bump some seriously sick drum and bass.  Driving like a madman while listening to dirty, dirty 170 bpm dnb?  Hells yes.  VC was fun for a while but the nostalgia factor wore off for me.  I could see where someone like beezy that hadn't been exposed to that kind of stuff would think it was awesome, tho.
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