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Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« on: June 14, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 01:51:35 PM »
I knew you would be into scrawny white  men with gigantic cocks
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 01:52:09 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 01:56:36 PM »
:lol

Thanks for the demo, demi!
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 02:00:20 PM »
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Wright calls the game a "massively single-player online game".[46] Simultaneous multiplayer gaming is not a feature of Spore. The content that the player can create will be uploaded automatically to a central database (or a peer-to-peer system), cataloged and rated for quality (based on how many users have downloaded the object or creature in question), and then re-distributed to populate other players' games.

Single player only, no griefing.  :gloomy

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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 03:39:34 PM »
I can't unsee the disturbing dance.
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« Last Edit: June 14, 2008, 03:45:36 PM by Crushed »
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 03:46:01 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 03:48:39 PM »
I call dibs on making a Drinky Crow.

Any of you guys do it first and you'll be total fagatrons.
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 03:58:26 PM »
Gonna save that psyduck one so I can use it in my spore universe.
My own



edit:

here's the psyduck version for import in your own game
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2008, 04:15:01 PM »
isn't it like that old Relic RTS, what was it called again... Impossible Creatures?

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2008, 04:34:06 PM »


:heart
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2008, 04:57:47 PM »
*Saved*

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 05:15:23 PM »
My second creation, the Flyvern (and yes, I know it's technically a dragon because it has four limbs).


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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 05:36:33 PM »


I call him "Petey".
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 05:51:34 PM »
A gaffer made this

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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 05:54:59 PM »
is that captain falcon?

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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2008, 05:55:30 PM »
...theres 2 penises coming out the side.

He did say a gaffer made it
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2008, 06:14:55 PM »



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2008, 06:19:42 PM »
I see why they decided to make this single player now.
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2008, 06:38:54 PM »
My first little Crackahorse




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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2008, 06:56:33 PM »


 :o

BUT

BEHOLD MY CREATION

GENTLEMEN

I PRESENT TO YOU



THE MIGHTY HIMUMU
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2008, 07:00:49 PM »
Wasn't this game revealed like 10 years ago
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2008, 07:01:41 PM »


nice tits

and omg @ the multiple dicks
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2008, 07:02:46 PM »
nice tits

and omg @ the multiple dicks
That's the pubes. :lol
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2008, 07:06:47 PM »
Himumu has a laughably small penis, it'll be extinct in no time because he can't procreate.

Downloadable version of the cool one
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2008, 09:36:55 PM »
WTF. Mine won't upload to the site.

It'll take forever before saying that it couldn't connect to the server or that it wasn't successfully shared.


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY  :'(

EDIT:


NO! BAD CREATURE CREATOR! BAD! (smacks program with newspaper)
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2008, 10:27:27 PM »
Oh well, I can still share Jim Jim with you this way.




He has a little mustache.
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2008, 10:58:31 PM »
I don't know about Spore, but the Spore Creature Creator is gonna be GOTY.  :lol
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2008, 11:01:19 PM »
PR, THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA


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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2008, 11:46:33 PM »
:lol :lol

Now make a person out of dicks.

-Dick Nose
-Dick Head
-Dick Legs
-Balls for Feet
-Dick Toes
-Dick Arms
-Dick Ears
-Dick Arms
-Balls for Hands
-Dick Fingers
-Dick Dick
-Dick Body
-Dick head breasts with smaller dicks as nipples

He can have normal eyes, and hair. He just has to be pink and made of dicks.
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2008, 01:20:54 AM »
PR, THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA

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not sure if you're old enough to remember these guys, but your creatures already had a cartoon series in the 80s--->



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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2008, 02:32:57 AM »
lol... on the main screen if you spin the galaxy background real fast... well you'll see

:lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2008, 03:02:27 AM »




(edit: not mine)
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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2008, 03:04:57 AM »
you guys... :lol
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2008, 03:08:18 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2008, 03:18:25 AM »
:rofl

I'm dying here.
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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2008, 04:52:04 AM »
holy shit

:rofl
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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2008, 05:03:36 AM »
And it keeps getting better and better
[youtube=425,350]p-CzYKglbKk[/youtube]
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« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2008, 05:37:04 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol Omg, I'm sure nobody saw this coming.

I gotta dl this shit now.
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« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2008, 07:26:47 AM »



Check the SomethingAwful thread for some really good creatures (not just dicks)

Some really good ones, and this is with just 25% of the toolset:






Download http://img.waffleimages.com/2e863de0fccf12b0378b878a395f91b570bcbbb3/BanjoKazooie.png


Download http://img.waffleimages.com/0768b0cafe0781274fba5082463d6d3469287d12/Piranha%20Plant.png
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2008, 08:57:11 AM »
yeah, seriously
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« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2008, 09:25:25 AM »
man, this thing is finicky

when i first tried to load it my monitor/tv blanked out with a great big NO SUPPORT! message, and i had to unplug my computer and reboot

after fucking around with it for a while in compatibility mode i finally got it to run, and just changed the settings in the options

then it said i couldn't register, after which i got an email thanking me for registering

i haven't made a cockmonster yet

i might go for something a little different

maybe a vagina
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« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2008, 12:17:23 PM »
omfg

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« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2008, 12:41:02 PM »
Will Wright has unleashed a truly terrible evil upon the world.  :lol
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« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2008, 02:02:25 PM »


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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2008, 02:03:53 PM »
:lol :lol :lol Omg, I'm sure nobody saw this coming.

if they didn't, they're as stupid as they are geniuses

I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game
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« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2008, 03:12:37 PM »
I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game

User created content is fine. The problem with Spore is that it is too easy for the average internet malcontent/shitwit to create and share offensive stuff.
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« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2008, 03:14:09 PM »
I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game

User created content is fine. The problem with Spore is that it is too easy for the average internet malcontent/shitwit to create and share offensive stuff.

yeah, I should have added "unfiltered"

user-created content really needs a gatekeeper to let it into the game

otherwise you end up with, uh, Spore
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« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2008, 03:31:10 PM »
pretty sure they'll filter out the offensive stuff from the part where your creature gets into the games of other people
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Re: Why SPORE just shot up on my interest list
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2008, 03:51:01 PM »
Wow, is this demo uploaded anywhere else?  I gotta try this shit.

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« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2008, 03:52:08 PM »
Crushed how do you import/create the little images you're using to share these ???
They're in the "My Spore Creations" folder, in the "Creatures" subfolder.

Say hello to Maximilian!




And this cutie, Scicloton.  :-*




Aww, they're spreading across the planet! :heart
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« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2008, 04:44:55 PM »
It's the Swingthing! (similarities to old Asian martial arts masters is coincidental)



And the Kroakpoel.

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« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2008, 05:26:22 PM »
Wow, is this demo uploaded anywhere else?  I gotta try this shit.

Here here, I want this.
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« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2008, 05:29:44 PM »
megaupload link is dead
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« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2008, 06:09:57 PM »
Seriously though this is cooler than I expected. I still doubt I'd get it.

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« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2008, 06:15:38 PM »
Okay, be honest guys. Who would win in a fight between my Kroakpoel (see above) and my new guy... THE LAGOLITE!?


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